Ian Cann 🏳️🌈
@thebeercolonel.bsky.social
It's all meep meep bang bang, how could anything go wrong? Scholarly emo.
"Come on Geoffrey we need to get to the zoo post haste. If we don't thank a Gibbon by Thursday evening, we'll have to wait a year lest we tricked by Macaque Friday."
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"Come on Geoffrey we need to get to the zoo post haste. If we don't thank a Gibbon by Thursday evening, we'll have to wait a year lest we tricked by Macaque Friday."
"No Geoffrey, the Booker Prize does not mean the winner gets a twenty minute all you can grab sprint around their local cash and carry."
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"No Geoffrey, the Booker Prize does not mean the winner gets a twenty minute all you can grab sprint around their local cash and carry."
Have a post haircut selfie why don't you?
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Have a post haircut selfie why don't you?
"Well yes Geoffrey I realise that the year of the four Emperors was a big of a mess for the Roman Empire, but at least they didn't have to cope with Thomas Hardy writing a novel about it so swings and blood soaked roundabouts eh?"
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Well yes Geoffrey I realise that the year of the four Emperors was a big of a mess for the Roman Empire, but at least they didn't have to cope with Thomas Hardy writing a novel about it so swings and blood soaked roundabouts eh?"
"No Geoffrey, there wasnt a Greek philosopher with a sporting interest called Soccertes."
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"No Geoffrey, there wasnt a Greek philosopher with a sporting interest called Soccertes."
"Auburn Geoffrey? Sick burn morelike."
November 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"Auburn Geoffrey? Sick burn morelike."
"I've looked upon Ozzymandias's works Geoffrey and frankly Kevin McCloud would completely despair of them on Grand Designs the pretentious bellweather."
October 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"I've looked upon Ozzymandias's works Geoffrey and frankly Kevin McCloud would completely despair of them on Grand Designs the pretentious bellweather."
"These three men bravely performed a citizen's arrest."
October 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"These three men bravely performed a citizen's arrest."
"No Geoffrey, I've tried telling those horses to put their backs into it and speed up but to no avail."
October 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"No Geoffrey, I've tried telling those horses to put their backs into it and speed up but to no avail."
"Funny story Geoffrey, but I seem to drunk 17 cans of spesh and eaten the front koor deys,,,i don't feel very well."
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"Funny story Geoffrey, but I seem to drunk 17 cans of spesh and eaten the front koor deys,,,i don't feel very well."
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Beer,book and candle
October 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Beer,book and candle
"Harold Wilsoff morelike Geoffrey, nice bit of topical satire for you there."
October 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"Harold Wilsoff morelike Geoffrey, nice bit of topical satire for you there."
Unsolicited dip tick
October 11, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Unsolicited dip tick
" Have I taken the time to really discover how little we know about each other Geoffrey? Well I've set up a zoom call next Friday afternoon to look into it?"
October 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
" Have I taken the time to really discover how little we know about each other Geoffrey? Well I've set up a zoom call next Friday afternoon to look into it?"
"No Geoffrey, I don't think a comedy game show about coal production would work at all, even if you did call it Whose Mine is it anyway?"
October 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"No Geoffrey, I don't think a comedy game show about coal production would work at all, even if you did call it Whose Mine is it anyway?"
Tonight's cookery, pork belly strips marinaded in char siu, hoi sin, five spice rub and some other stuff, then popped in the air fryer. Nothing vulgar like actual quantities involved but rather tasty served with a Breton wheat beer.
October 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Tonight's cookery, pork belly strips marinaded in char siu, hoi sin, five spice rub and some other stuff, then popped in the air fryer. Nothing vulgar like actual quantities involved but rather tasty served with a Breton wheat beer.
Popped across to Cirencester this morning for coffee consumption and purchasing purposes. Also as it was next door, nipped into Waitrose as well.
October 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Popped across to Cirencester this morning for coffee consumption and purchasing purposes. Also as it was next door, nipped into Waitrose as well.
"No Geoffrey there's no such saying as A Wagner a week will deter the Greek and in any case it wouldn't have been any help to to King Priam and the Trojans."
September 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"No Geoffrey there's no such saying as A Wagner a week will deter the Greek and in any case it wouldn't have been any help to to King Priam and the Trojans."
"No Geoffrey, there wasn't a knight of the round table called Sir Lancealittlebitatweekends."
September 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"No Geoffrey, there wasn't a knight of the round table called Sir Lancealittlebitatweekends."
"The rapture Geoffrey? The crapture morelike, yeah, I'm a right little Ben Elton me."
September 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"The rapture Geoffrey? The crapture morelike, yeah, I'm a right little Ben Elton me."
A little light breakfast to start the day.
September 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
A little light breakfast to start the day.
Brighton day one, a few pics
September 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Brighton day one, a few pics