The Bare Handyman
@thebarehandyman.bsky.social
he/any - professional handyman
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
Here’s Looking at You, Too
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Here’s Looking at You, Too
Shelley Duvall eat your heart out
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Shelley Duvall eat your heart out
Only Dan Rather knows
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Only Dan Rather knows
Thanks Mommy Shortbread
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Thanks Mommy Shortbread
Like glazed donuts
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Like glazed donuts
Lmao Jesus Christ
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Lmao Jesus Christ
Therapy, work, and I have to feed myself? You gotta be fuckin kidding me
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Therapy, work, and I have to feed myself? You gotta be fuckin kidding me
That’s fair. I didn’t mean anything sexual, it was an idea of like fighting siblings in the back seat. I just didn’t think about gender at all and I have little brothers. Obviously I should have considered your perspective a lot more
December 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
That’s fair. I didn’t mean anything sexual, it was an idea of like fighting siblings in the back seat. I just didn’t think about gender at all and I have little brothers. Obviously I should have considered your perspective a lot more
Heard. I thought I was bantering in the scope of the bit but I misread. I’m sorry if this made you uncomfortable.
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Heard. I thought I was bantering in the scope of the bit but I misread. I’m sorry if this made you uncomfortable.
No need to get mom involved
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
No need to get mom involved
Ugh tickling is not the same as hitting, you sound like my little brother
December 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ugh tickling is not the same as hitting, you sound like my little brother
Sent to a further upstate farm
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Sent to a further upstate farm
Losing the Clark Kent demographic
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Losing the Clark Kent demographic
Abandoned all pretense of the tank actually being an undershirt
December 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Abandoned all pretense of the tank actually being an undershirt
A lot of people recoup that by including the square footage in their home office deduction. It’s not strictly legal but auditors never want to check it
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
A lot of people recoup that by including the square footage in their home office deduction. It’s not strictly legal but auditors never want to check it