The Bare Handyman
@thebarehandyman.bsky.social
he/any - professional handyman
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
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Me, lighting my petard: No way is this going to hoist me
@petersagal.bsky.social with the burn of the day: “He looks like if a CPAP machine came to life.”
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@petersagal.bsky.social with the burn of the day: “He looks like if a CPAP machine came to life.”
In a 6-3 decision, Supreme Court rules Constitution unconstitutional
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
In a 6-3 decision, Supreme Court rules Constitution unconstitutional
Stranger Things is overall pretty far-fetched, but believing Steve could use a chainsaw to cut a smooth-edged rectangle out of a floor plate without compromising the structural integrity of the floor or encountering any electrical or plumbing is preposterous
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Stranger Things is overall pretty far-fetched, but believing Steve could use a chainsaw to cut a smooth-edged rectangle out of a floor plate without compromising the structural integrity of the floor or encountering any electrical or plumbing is preposterous
I’ve been feeling so down this week that I can’t even be bothered to undress before bed. Every morning I just get up and put on another outfit. I can barely move
December 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’ve been feeling so down this week that I can’t even be bothered to undress before bed. Every morning I just get up and put on another outfit. I can barely move
It’s dispiriting that I keep putting myself in the position of needing to do more than one thing in the same day
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It’s dispiriting that I keep putting myself in the position of needing to do more than one thing in the same day
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You still use Spotify? You clown. You fascist. I only listen to music created by the hallucinatory figments of my imagination. They know nothing of capitalism, their music is a gift from their hearts. Guess you're just not as woke as me tho lol enjoy Sabrina Carpenter
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You still use Spotify? You clown. You fascist. I only listen to music created by the hallucinatory figments of my imagination. They know nothing of capitalism, their music is a gift from their hearts. Guess you're just not as woke as me tho lol enjoy Sabrina Carpenter
I’ve seen better plans drawn in crayon
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’ve seen better plans drawn in crayon
It’s fun that AI integration has reached a point where the label “AI Free” would absolutely work on me as a marketing strategy
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It’s fun that AI integration has reached a point where the label “AI Free” would absolutely work on me as a marketing strategy
We just finished It Takes Two and that was some of the most fun video gaming I’ve ever done. Some deeply unsettling moments, but wow Grade A gameplay
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
We just finished It Takes Two and that was some of the most fun video gaming I’ve ever done. Some deeply unsettling moments, but wow Grade A gameplay
I love getting a follow back a long time after following someone, really makes me feel like I earned it
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I love getting a follow back a long time after following someone, really makes me feel like I earned it
Debating whether to open the bottle of champagne that’s been in the back of my fridge for who knows how long
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Debating whether to open the bottle of champagne that’s been in the back of my fridge for who knows how long
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My retirement plan has a variable rate between -100% and 500,000,000%
(It’s a powerball ticket)
(It’s a powerball ticket)
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My retirement plan has a variable rate between -100% and 500,000,000%
(It’s a powerball ticket)
(It’s a powerball ticket)
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Come over if you want a grilled cheese sandwich
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Come over if you want a grilled cheese sandwich
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After traveling it's always nice to be back in your own home's specific water hardness
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
After traveling it's always nice to be back in your own home's specific water hardness
After traveling it's always nice to be back in your own home's specific water hardness
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
After traveling it's always nice to be back in your own home's specific water hardness
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
My father is eating croutons straight from the bag while he waits for his toast to brown
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My father is eating croutons straight from the bag while he waits for his toast to brown
LUFFA HARVEST! Cat for scale
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
LUFFA HARVEST! Cat for scale
Joyce Carol Oates with a HALO dive from an orbitally placed top rope
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Joyce Carol Oates with a HALO dive from an orbitally placed top rope
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
This week on Straight Eye for the Queer Guy
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This week on Straight Eye for the Queer Guy
Strong new contender for the list of shit Baudrillard would have loved
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Strong new contender for the list of shit Baudrillard would have loved
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they tied my dick in a knot at the glory hole and now i can't get out
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
they tied my dick in a knot at the glory hole and now i can't get out