The Albionist
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The Albionist
@thealbionist.bsky.social
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I'm going to take a guess that he's one of the only people in the vicinity laughing 🤣

You know for once in my life I hope Brie's reality circus had the cameras rolling...
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I thought that when my American partner first suggested it a few years ago.

It's fucking amazing.

Candy sweet potato with loads of sugar and spice, then the marshmallow gives it a little crackle on top.

Humans should absolutely consume no more than two mouthfuls once a year if they want to live.
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I forgot to buy the marshmallows and added some orange juice which is definitely one of my five a day so it was actually incredibly healthy even though it tasted like the syrup they put on baklava and bore no resemblance to anything found in nature.
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Fuck Black Friday though. Completely fucks the entire spirit, especially when it now starts before Thanksgiving.

It's not about what you want, it's about what you HAVE.

Capitalism is a parasite that will attach to anything even remotely good.

Of course THAT'S the bit we caught on to.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
AOL should've said on their little CDs that yeah, you can talk to a stranger and slowly download some pornography, but eventually it'll just accelerate the burning of the Earth, undermine democracies world wide and obliterate any sort of idea of Truth in society.

Like warnings on cigarette packets.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Same here this time... it's still way better than having to wait to watch Sunday PPVs after work on Monday! 🤜🤛
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Reposted by The Albionist
The week preceding an AEW PPV as hereby declared AEW Fools Week and anyone rising to the bait will not be allowed dessert.
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The week preceding an AEW PPV as hereby declared AEW Fools Week and anyone rising to the bait will not be allowed dessert.
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Ok, thanks.

So pet dogs pre-date the invention of gunpowder by around 13,100 years.

It really changes the tenor of the joke, huh.
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Pet dogs pre-date gunpowder by around 38,000 years.
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM