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The great Ominous Orb of Dadaism
October 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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The classic meme image of Ben Affleck wearing a blue shirt, jeans, and converse shoes, a cigarette in one hand, looking like he's actively visualizing his own death. Don't we all, Ben?
October 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I come with an offering.
A pipe. (Okay it's the "This is not a pipe" image but with the indication of being an animated .GIF. It is not, however, and the caption has been replaced with "Ceci n'est pas un gif.")
October 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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The man's allergic to whimsy and addicted to contrarianism, people.
October 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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(Ten bucks says this isn't even a line from the show at this rate.)
September 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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See this is why I prefer my food a bit more... solid. I get to take my time.
September 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Gut instinct is "You could do some wacky stuff with Bolas's Citadel" but that's like saying a card that makes tokens does wacky stuff with Gaea's Cradle.
August 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I have to go with Rashmi on this one. "Whenever you take a basic game action, get a card and also maybe it's free."
The Magic the Gathering card Rashmi, Eternities Crafter. She's a 2/3 Legendary Elf Druid for 2GU who reads "Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, reveal the top card of your library. You may cast it without paying its mana cost if it's a spell with a lesser mana value. If you don't cast it, put it into your hand."
August 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Not a *great* fit for this specific platform but one of my favorites.
August 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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For the blissfully unaware:
A fan-created panel of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure featuring Jesus Christ himself. The speech bubbles read: "But to formally introduce myself..." "My name is Joshua, son of Joseph." "Though my friends call me Jojo!" "You could call me by this name, Mary."
August 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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The Magic: the Gathering card Betrayal. This particular version is from Visions, and is an Enchant Creature for U that reads "Play only on a creature an opponent controls." and "If enchanted creature becomes tapped, draw a card." The flavor text reads "'Sometimes a burden can be borne only on the shoulders of a willing enemy.' - Suq'Ata aphorism" and the art depicts... some ambiguous act of betrayal between two characters. I'll be honest, it's a little hard to make out.
August 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Don't worry, you can take him, you're a 2/3.
The Magic the Gathering card Eastfarthing Farmer, a 2/3 for 2W that, notably, looks remarkably like Shivam.
July 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Mandatory card for Xolatoyac despite the total lack of direct synergy.
The Magic the Gathering card Xolatoyac, the Smiling Flood. It's a 6/6 Legendary Creature - Salamander Serpent for 4GU that reads "Whenever Xolatoyac, the Smiling Flood enters the battlefield or attacks, put a flood counter on target land. That land is an Island in addition to its other types for as long as it has a flood counter on it." and "At the beginning of your end step, untap each permanent you control with a counter on it." It depicts a giant axolotl sea serpent creature flooding the surrounding landscape. With a smile, because even at their most destructive axolotls are some goofy goobers.
June 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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This is not a gif. It is, however, an image of a pipe with "This is not a gif" written in french below it, and the "GIF" indicator icon in the middle of it, indicating that it is a gif, even though it is not.
June 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Gojo from the anime series Jujutsu Kaisen, a white-haired young man wearing a blindfold, with the words "I see" subtitled below him.
May 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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A poorly drawn yellow star with "there was an attempt" written in comic sans in the middle of it.
April 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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A four-panel comic depicting "The Devil's Egg", showing a man using half of a hard-boiled egg as an improvised pipe for some weed. I, personally, would not recommend doing this, but I'm not your Dad so go nuts I guess.
April 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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There is, somehow, Silksong news.

We'll see if it's more true than the last time there was Silksong news.
A twitter exchange between a user and the official Xbox account clarifying that the video game Hollow Knight Silksong was definitely coming out within 12 months of the posting date, June 12th 2022. Silksong is, notably, not out yet.
April 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Join me on the bench
March 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Titan rocking that "Tetanus Shot" drip since Forsaken.
February 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM