The Jolly Llama
@the-jolly-llama.bsky.social
💙 Pragmatic Independent
💙 Progressive AF
🚫 Fascism
🚫 Oligarchy
🚫 Gerrymandering
👍 Due process
👍 Facts
👍Term limits
👍 Science
Equal rights for everyone
Kids > guns
💙 Progressive AF
🚫 Fascism
🚫 Oligarchy
🚫 Gerrymandering
👍 Due process
👍 Facts
👍Term limits
👍 Science
Equal rights for everyone
Kids > guns
Pinned
An unfinished list of Trump-Inspired biopics.
Forrest Trump
The Lyin’ King
Mr. Doubtfire
Good Wall Hunting
Indict Club
Mission Impeachable
Kremlins
Raging Bull-shit
Scumdog Thousandairre
Lie Hard
Arraign Man
Scent of a Putin
Apackoflies Now
For Russia With Love
Swindler’s List
Forrest Trump
The Lyin’ King
Mr. Doubtfire
Good Wall Hunting
Indict Club
Mission Impeachable
Kremlins
Raging Bull-shit
Scumdog Thousandairre
Lie Hard
Arraign Man
Scent of a Putin
Apackoflies Now
For Russia With Love
Swindler’s List
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I thought Senile Satan ended the War on Christmas?
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I thought Senile Satan ended the War on Christmas?
Seriously
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Seriously
The GOP doesn’t avoid health care because it’s complicated. They avoid it because they fundamentally don’t think protecting people’s health is government’s job.
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The GOP doesn’t avoid health care because it’s complicated. They avoid it because they fundamentally don’t think protecting people’s health is government’s job.
Republicans don’t believe government should protect people—only power. That’s why there will never be a health care plan from them.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Republicans don’t believe government should protect people—only power. That’s why there will never be a health care plan from them.
A party that invests in gun rights, corporate power, and the military industrial complex is not suddenly going to invest in your health.
There is no plan.
There is no plan.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A party that invests in gun rights, corporate power, and the military industrial complex is not suddenly going to invest in your health.
There is no plan.
There is no plan.
If Republicans ever release a health care plan, it’ll probably be a coupon for 5% off a coffin.
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If Republicans ever release a health care plan, it’ll probably be a coupon for 5% off a coffin.
Still no GOP health care plan.
But good news—today they introduced a fully laminated “How to Deport Your Neighbor” flowchart.
But good news—today they introduced a fully laminated “How to Deport Your Neighbor” flowchart.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Still no GOP health care plan.
But good news—today they introduced a fully laminated “How to Deport Your Neighbor” flowchart.
But good news—today they introduced a fully laminated “How to Deport Your Neighbor” flowchart.
If Republicans cared about health care the way they care about corporate welfare, we’d all have free checkups and a dermatologist by now.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If Republicans cared about health care the way they care about corporate welfare, we’d all have free checkups and a dermatologist by now.
Republicans could’ve written a health care plan any time in the last decade.
But unless it involves deporting someone or polishing an AR-15, they’re not interested.
But unless it involves deporting someone or polishing an AR-15, they’re not interested.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Republicans could’ve written a health care plan any time in the last decade.
But unless it involves deporting someone or polishing an AR-15, they’re not interested.
But unless it involves deporting someone or polishing an AR-15, they’re not interested.
Republicans still don’t have a health care plan.
If it were a gun-care plan, it would’ve dropped at midnight with a merch line.
If it were a gun-care plan, it would’ve dropped at midnight with a merch line.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Republicans still don’t have a health care plan.
If it were a gun-care plan, it would’ve dropped at midnight with a merch line.
If it were a gun-care plan, it would’ve dropped at midnight with a merch line.
This is what we all need some days. In the midst of a world in decline, dogs carrying big sticks for the win.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This is what we all need some days. In the midst of a world in decline, dogs carrying big sticks for the win.
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Holy shit
Senator Ruben Gallego didn't mince words. Read the full daily bulletin: www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Holy shit
Yup
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Yup
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The writers have done a spectacular job this season revamping their fascinating "Marjorie Taylor Greene" character. The suspense over what she will do next is compelling. A lot of things are going on with MTG, maybe some good, others bad, and we won't know exactly what for two or more seasons.
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The writers have done a spectacular job this season revamping their fascinating "Marjorie Taylor Greene" character. The suspense over what she will do next is compelling. A lot of things are going on with MTG, maybe some good, others bad, and we won't know exactly what for two or more seasons.
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MAGA loves socialism; they just don't like the word.
If it were called MAGAcare, they would be ecstatic with joy.
If it were called MAGAcare, they would be ecstatic with joy.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Epic is right!
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Epic is right!
Trump Calling Reporter ‘Piggy’ Was ‘Frankness,’ White House Says
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Swalwell: Kristi Noem and Tom Homan, you should familiarize yourselves with this room. Get to know that witness chair — you’re going to be parked in it for a long time. Accountability is coming.
November 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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1600+ mentions of Trump in the most recent data dump from the Epstein Files?!?
At what point do we start calling them the Trump Files?
Spread the word and let’s make this happen! He will love it.
At what point do we start calling them the Trump Files?
Spread the word and let’s make this happen! He will love it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
1600+ mentions of Trump in the most recent data dump from the Epstein Files?!?
At what point do we start calling them the Trump Files?
Spread the word and let’s make this happen! He will love it.
At what point do we start calling them the Trump Files?
Spread the word and let’s make this happen! He will love it.
The most corrupt administration in U.S. history, openly, brazenly, and proudly.
Every day there are multiple instances of blatant corruption. Our government policy is for sale to the highest bidder and every bad actor in the world knows it. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/w...
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The most corrupt administration in U.S. history, openly, brazenly, and proudly.
Wow. ICE agents proudly flirting with hellfire. When does it stop? How is it even possible in the first place? It’s completely criminal.
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Wow. ICE agents proudly flirting with hellfire. When does it stop? How is it even possible in the first place? It’s completely criminal.