The Great Beast
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The Great Beast of the Apocalypse (retired). Before we go any further, I have a top-line policy: any and all actions taken against Nazis **including those that lead to their injury or death** are ethically correct and morally desirable.
Fight me.
Fight me.
Pinned
No, I am not the actual devil. He's just a friend. This has been my social media handle since the mid-90's.
If you're asking yourself, 'Is that _my_ Great Beast?' then I probably am.
Anyway, here is a picture of my cat.
If you're asking yourself, 'Is that _my_ Great Beast?' then I probably am.
Anyway, here is a picture of my cat.
Dunno how your day is going, but I'm watching whales breech and gambol alongside my ferry and it's pretty nice.
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Dunno how your day is going, but I'm watching whales breech and gambol alongside my ferry and it's pretty nice.
Yep. Alberta can count on cooperation from BC--as long as the goal for Alberta is to GET FUCKED, ASSHOLE.
Thus has been your Confederation PSA of the day.
Thus has been your Confederation PSA of the day.
As a political scientist, I think the effects on unity are some of the biggest problems with the agreement. It legitimates "Alberta" as an aggrieved party, distinct from other provinces, while treating BC and its peoples to be as issues to be managed, rather than partners in the federation.
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Yep. Alberta can count on cooperation from BC--as long as the goal for Alberta is to GET FUCKED, ASSHOLE.
Thus has been your Confederation PSA of the day.
Thus has been your Confederation PSA of the day.
Siebel is North America's Geisenheim, or Sorbonne.
Orange Shitler killed it for the USA.
A warm Canadian welcome to them.
Orange Shitler killed it for the USA.
A warm Canadian welcome to them.
NEW: Today the Siebel Institute—the US' oldest/most prestigious brewing school & a cornerstone of the industry globally—announced its relocation from Chicago to Montreal, citing "[r]ecent regulatory changes in the US [that] have made it much more challenging for many of our international students."
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Siebel is North America's Geisenheim, or Sorbonne.
Orange Shitler killed it for the USA.
A warm Canadian welcome to them.
Orange Shitler killed it for the USA.
A warm Canadian welcome to them.
Mood = Fat Freddy's Cat writ large
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Mood = Fat Freddy's Cat writ large
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While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Pro Tip for family dinners: someone with a ruptured larynx or severe head trauma is unable to spout racist or bigoted nonsense.
Follow me for more life hacks.
Follow me for more life hacks.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Pro Tip for family dinners: someone with a ruptured larynx or severe head trauma is unable to spout racist or bigoted nonsense.
Follow me for more life hacks.
Follow me for more life hacks.
I miss the time when being a paranoid lunatic marked you as insane rather than observant.
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I miss the time when being a paranoid lunatic marked you as insane rather than observant.
How much did the turkey pay for that pardon?
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How much did the turkey pay for that pardon?
Got my first (of two) shingles shot today.
I have never reacted this hard to a vaccine--my immune system is all systems go, but I feel like I've been hit by a train.
So . . . Yay me?
Ps: why the shot? Because I once got a severe attack of shingles.
ON MY PENIS.
#VACCINES #DOTHERIGHTTHING
I have never reacted this hard to a vaccine--my immune system is all systems go, but I feel like I've been hit by a train.
So . . . Yay me?
Ps: why the shot? Because I once got a severe attack of shingles.
ON MY PENIS.
#VACCINES #DOTHERIGHTTHING
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Got my first (of two) shingles shot today.
I have never reacted this hard to a vaccine--my immune system is all systems go, but I feel like I've been hit by a train.
So . . . Yay me?
Ps: why the shot? Because I once got a severe attack of shingles.
ON MY PENIS.
#VACCINES #DOTHERIGHTTHING
I have never reacted this hard to a vaccine--my immune system is all systems go, but I feel like I've been hit by a train.
So . . . Yay me?
Ps: why the shot? Because I once got a severe attack of shingles.
ON MY PENIS.
#VACCINES #DOTHERIGHTTHING
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
There will be angst and existential questioning, but those bad guys are utterly fucked.
There will be angst and existential questioning, but those bad guys are utterly fucked.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
There will be angst and existential questioning, but those bad guys are utterly fucked.
There will be angst and existential questioning, but those bad guys are utterly fucked.
The current US administration is fascist, corrupt, and in the thrall of foreign powers, and must be overthrown and the traitors and quislings treated with due process, then hanged until dead.
Here’s the plaque at West Point with the relevant text highlighted
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The current US administration is fascist, corrupt, and in the thrall of foreign powers, and must be overthrown and the traitors and quislings treated with due process, then hanged until dead.
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Rewarding a dictator-aggressor always leads to another war. One that is usually even worse.
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Rewarding a dictator-aggressor always leads to another war. One that is usually even worse.
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Do you really think a Department of Justice that lies to judges about grand jury indictments is going to be open and honest about the Epstein Files?
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Do you really think a Department of Justice that lies to judges about grand jury indictments is going to be open and honest about the Epstein Files?
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When someone says, “Quiet, piggy,” the appropriate response is, “Shut up, child rapist.” #ettiquette
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
When someone says, “Quiet, piggy,” the appropriate response is, “Shut up, child rapist.” #ettiquette
Paedophile Protection Syndrome.
If someone is in any way affiliated with or in support of the US Republican party, they are complicit in acts of paedophilia and guilty of conspiracy to subvert justice.
If someone is in any way affiliated with or in support of the US Republican party, they are complicit in acts of paedophilia and guilty of conspiracy to subvert justice.
Reminder:
The Dictator in the WH could have released the Epstein files at any point.
Instead, we the people and mostly Democratic members of government had to work double OT to force this release because he refused, and the GOP was fully complicit.
Actions *always* speak louder than words.
The Dictator in the WH could have released the Epstein files at any point.
Instead, we the people and mostly Democratic members of government had to work double OT to force this release because he refused, and the GOP was fully complicit.
Actions *always* speak louder than words.
November 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Paedophile Protection Syndrome.
If someone is in any way affiliated with or in support of the US Republican party, they are complicit in acts of paedophilia and guilty of conspiracy to subvert justice.
If someone is in any way affiliated with or in support of the US Republican party, they are complicit in acts of paedophilia and guilty of conspiracy to subvert justice.
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Something something Torment Nexus.
Mary Shelley: I subtitled my book The Modern Prometheus as a cautionary tale
Tech company: At long last,
Tech company: At long last,
Jeff Bezos will be co-CEO of AI startup Project Prometheus
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Something something Torment Nexus.
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Lunch, as a Dutch Master
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Lunch, as a Dutch Master
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As @rbreich.bsky.social notes billionaires and their families own X, Paramount, CBS, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, the Washington Post, Amazon, MGM, Fox News, the Wall Street Journal and New York Post, and could soon own Warner Bros and CNN
And they are all Trump supporters
"Liberal media" indeed
And they are all Trump supporters
"Liberal media" indeed
November 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
As @rbreich.bsky.social notes billionaires and their families own X, Paramount, CBS, Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, the Washington Post, Amazon, MGM, Fox News, the Wall Street Journal and New York Post, and could soon own Warner Bros and CNN
And they are all Trump supporters
"Liberal media" indeed
And they are all Trump supporters
"Liberal media" indeed
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I am as sex positive as the next person. I believe you should have all the craziest consensual sex in the world you want. But I am a decent person and when you involve children I think you should be put against a wall and shot.
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I am as sex positive as the next person. I believe you should have all the craziest consensual sex in the world you want. But I am a decent person and when you involve children I think you should be put against a wall and shot.