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I’m here to vent in a way that won’t get me thrown into jail. Born in a barn. Lover of spite.
I see your local CoC is also banging the drum of “local benefits.” They should ask the good folks of Terre Haute how that’s going.

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Terre Haute Casino business is booming, but local businesses don't see tourism
YouTube video by WFIU & WTIU News
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November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“You guys it is THE most VULGAR ROASTING app out there right now. You can make it say the most UNHINGED stuff imaginable. Just roast the SHIT out of people at ANY party. Hey Cheryl, Grok says you’re a useless piece of dogshit and should die!”
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This plays so much like an I Think You Should Leave sketch that I think Tim Robinson should consider a lawsuit.
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Somewhere in County Mayo, somebody’s nana felt a chill run up her spine.
She just checked the iron nails buried around her house, just to be safe.
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
An oldie but a goodie:
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November 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ronaldo was accused of raping a woman in Las Vegas. However, the woman’s attorney fucked up and the case wound up being dismissed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It needs to look good on my nightstand for the two to five years it takes for me to finally get around to reading it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The Blues Brothers
A VHS copy of Super Bowl Twenty
Brian’s Song
A Mark Buehrle Highlight Video on YouTube
It’s a Wonderful Life
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Proving once again that self proclaimed centrists are capable of mental gymnastics that defy all the laws of both man and nature.
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Take detailed notes, please.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This dude watches Yellowstone five minutes at a time.
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“ I heard you struck my son, may I ask why?”

“Well, he stole John Wick’s Black Forest ham and used all of the mustard and onions, sir”

“Oh.”
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A Few Good Sandwich Artists
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The shin bond of Saint Paul isn’t in the Vatican.
Please do not ask me how I know this.
I have never been to Vatican City, you could never prove I was there.
I’ll be taking no further questions at this time.
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
We noticed you from across the room and really dig your vibe.
Join us for a drink?
October 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Purdue’s student paper is independent.
They actually printed this “banned” edition on IU’s behalf and distributed it in Bloomington.
October 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Dancing plague of 1518 - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have said this many times before, but I think it’s worth repeating: Fox News could broadcast from anywhere they wanted, but they choose to be in NYC. Jesse Watters would have a meltdown if he suddenly couldn’t have brunch at Balthazar.
October 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM