As someone who doesn't live in an area where these stores exist, with a name like "Sheetz" my immediate first guess was a slightly less-masculine/more-1337 iteration of DudeWipes. The cleansing wipe infused with Mt Dew, perhaps.

Is the UK really so different from the US that single-serving snack stuff is only recently super available? I am a little skeptical.

At first I was going to screengrab this and post it to the Discord because I thought you would like it.

Log in to your DraftKings account now to parlay that Gorilla Grodd will appear in the next episode of Superman Animated (2026)! Beat the spread by betting he'll be in the next movie, too!

Probably a closet full of tasty roadkill.

Please CC me the scones

My entire workplace was forced to upgrade to Win11 because of the fake end of support thing for Win10 and I am so mad that Notepad of all things now has tabs and autocorrect and can hang a little while opening. It's fucking ridiculous.

Combating the regional dominance of the five Walmarts in town by going to one of the two Targets instead.

Dang. I posted this last night and should have waited a day.

Is this sort of reaction merited by the rest of the article? I'm not bothering to finagle the paywall to make sure myself, but I'm doubtful!

I'm not bothering to circumvent NYT's paywall to make sure, but I think this is just ragebait. "I was a dumb kid who thought the Beatles sucked, but they don't" doesn't sound worth much reaction.

I understand it might be hard, but I'm not sure anyone else is available to torment @notalawyer.bsky.social for an hour-and-a-half with incessant Nuzzi/Newsie puns.