Aaron Cameron
@thatbootlegguy.bsky.social
Best Bird dad/mediocre husband. Former 2x Writer of the Year. Minor A’s Bluesky celebrity and Raiders masochist. Once fought off 22 raccoons. I call all y’all "dude".
"I lived, bitch"
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
"I lived, bitch"
Friends. I'm at a bar in Bryant Park, seated next to a drag troupe in colorful Mrs. Claus attire, watching an enormous ice rink filled with skaters. I am now willing to concede that the east coast does ONE thing better than the Best Coast: the holiday season
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Friends. I'm at a bar in Bryant Park, seated next to a drag troupe in colorful Mrs. Claus attire, watching an enormous ice rink filled with skaters. I am now willing to concede that the east coast does ONE thing better than the Best Coast: the holiday season
"Man, YOU CORNY"
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"Man, YOU CORNY"
Made the pilgrimage to see the spot where west coast rap legend Kurupt once served 2,000 MCs in a single evening. It would be the third deadliest battle of the 1995-97 bicoastal rap beef.
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Made the pilgrimage to see the spot where west coast rap legend Kurupt once served 2,000 MCs in a single evening. It would be the third deadliest battle of the 1995-97 bicoastal rap beef.
You know that obnoxious thing New Yorkers do when they come to California and complain about the pizza and bagels? These street vendor NYC tacos are their revenge. An inedible embarrassment. Shame on all of you.
December 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You know that obnoxious thing New Yorkers do when they come to California and complain about the pizza and bagels? These street vendor NYC tacos are their revenge. An inedible embarrassment. Shame on all of you.
I’ll walk the mostly decorative dog every morning at 400 AM just to wear it!
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’ll walk the mostly decorative dog every morning at 400 AM just to wear it!
40% off?! Need someone to let Santa know I’ve been a good dude all year with nary an impure thought. You gotta keep a straight face when you tell him. YOU GOTTA
#athletics
#athletics
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
40% off?! Need someone to let Santa know I’ve been a good dude all year with nary an impure thought. You gotta keep a straight face when you tell him. YOU GOTTA
#athletics
#athletics
Purchases were MADE
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Purchases were MADE
As we near the one-year anniversary of Rickey Henderson's passing, I snapped a pic of the Entire State Building
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
As we near the one-year anniversary of Rickey Henderson's passing, I snapped a pic of the Entire State Building
Send them coats to me. That'll learn 'em
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Send them coats to me. That'll learn 'em
Server downstairs - who looked a little like Method Man with a shaved head - somehow took one look at me and figured out I was from the Best Coast. He spent the rest of breakfast clowning me. This place is great
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Server downstairs - who looked a little like Method Man with a shaved head - somehow took one look at me and figured out I was from the Best Coast. He spent the rest of breakfast clowning me. This place is great
I'm not happy about my #athletics moving to Las Vegas, but the stadium looking like the Legion of Doom's headquarters is a small step towards winning me over
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I'm not happy about my #athletics moving to Las Vegas, but the stadium looking like the Legion of Doom's headquarters is a small step towards winning me over
Fuck is this foolishness @joereid.bsky.social @sarahdbunting.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Fuck is this foolishness @joereid.bsky.social @sarahdbunting.bsky.social
Hey, @jpitblado.bsky.social what you doing the weekend of February 27 - March 1? You can ignore your wife and kids for a couple of games in Mesa, yeah?
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hey, @jpitblado.bsky.social what you doing the weekend of February 27 - March 1? You can ignore your wife and kids for a couple of games in Mesa, yeah?
I mentioned this on a podcast or a TV hit in Las Vegas or somewhere, but if I’m #athletics and could get Eugenio Suarez for 2/$45M, I’d do it. 81 games in a minor league launching pad plays, baby
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I mentioned this on a podcast or a TV hit in Las Vegas or somewhere, but if I’m #athletics and could get Eugenio Suarez for 2/$45M, I’d do it. 81 games in a minor league launching pad plays, baby
Not crazy about it, but the price for what would ostensibly be a one-year deal couldn’t possibly be too steep. #athletics need a bridge to that Arnold/Morales/Perkins/Jump rotation and they could do worse
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Not crazy about it, but the price for what would ostensibly be a one-year deal couldn’t possibly be too steep. #athletics need a bridge to that Arnold/Morales/Perkins/Jump rotation and they could do worse
These exclusive airport "clubs" really highlight the cruelty of this country and how it delineates between the haves and have nots. But, I have a one-day pass from my job that I didn't use in DC, so if you unwashed bums will excuse me...
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
These exclusive airport "clubs" really highlight the cruelty of this country and how it delineates between the haves and have nots. But, I have a one-day pass from my job that I didn't use in DC, so if you unwashed bums will excuse me...
Following the request of that fucking bum Sean Duffy to dress better at the airport this morning
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Following the request of that fucking bum Sean Duffy to dress better at the airport this morning
Asked the Bird if he wanted me to buy him one so we could recreate this photo for funsies lol anyway he laughed and walked away
December 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Asked the Bird if he wanted me to buy him one so we could recreate this photo for funsies lol anyway he laughed and walked away
lol some observations (dogg-servations?):
Daz dropped a bunch of albums this year. I'm a sucker for gangsta rappers the same age as me
Xzibit's "Kingmaker" is really good. If you fw him in 2000, he still got it
Cube is a surprise, but his 2008 and 2010 albums have WAY MORE jams than I remembered
Daz dropped a bunch of albums this year. I'm a sucker for gangsta rappers the same age as me
Xzibit's "Kingmaker" is really good. If you fw him in 2000, he still got it
Cube is a surprise, but his 2008 and 2010 albums have WAY MORE jams than I remembered
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
lol some observations (dogg-servations?):
Daz dropped a bunch of albums this year. I'm a sucker for gangsta rappers the same age as me
Xzibit's "Kingmaker" is really good. If you fw him in 2000, he still got it
Cube is a surprise, but his 2008 and 2010 albums have WAY MORE jams than I remembered
Daz dropped a bunch of albums this year. I'm a sucker for gangsta rappers the same age as me
Xzibit's "Kingmaker" is really good. If you fw him in 2000, he still got it
Cube is a surprise, but his 2008 and 2010 albums have WAY MORE jams than I remembered
Support women in baseball. My great friend @chrystalok.bsky.social is a good place to start
December 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Support women in baseball. My great friend @chrystalok.bsky.social is a good place to start
Still younger than me!
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Still younger than me!