People often tell me I’m probably autistic, but I’m not ready to get a diagnosis or to forgive my parents, who were told when I was a child that I should be evaluated but decided not to. They spent years calling me lazy and difficult instead of actually helping when it was obvious I was struggling.

So one time I won a sports drawing contest. The first prize was meeting the Real Madrid players, but they gave me the second one instead, an Xbox, because I was a girl.

That’s the only time I’ve ever been grateful for sexism.

I have a chronic illness that causes some of my joints to hurt constantly.

Once a horse tried to eat me, and it almost succeeded.

My pain tolerance is so high that I almost died. Twice.

I don’t have a favorite book, but I really love Tales from Earthsea.

I’m not into Harry Potter books or movies, but I love spicy fanfics 🫣

I was for a while among the top 10 tanks in my country in World of Warcraft.

I’m a regional chess champion 😳

I’m not into sweet stuff. Chocolate, sugar, pastries, most ice creams… anything that’s sweet, really.

I’m really good at fishing and cleaning fish. I also know how to catch squid 🦑

I’ve had to get stitches on my chin five different times because I’m so scared of hurting my hands that I always end up falling face-first.

I have 10 tattoos, including a line from a Coldplay song.

The word I can say in the most languages is ‘tuna’.

I think you can guess what my favorite food is.

My photographic memory is excellent, but I’m incapable of remembering people’s faces or names 🙃

Maybe we talked for hours one day, but I probably won’t remember you a week later.

I don’t like tomatoes. I can tolerate tomato sauces, but raw tomatoes? No thank you.

I. Hate. Mayonnaise.

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