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Thad
@thadmortimer.bsky.social
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Gay 🏳️‍🌈 Irish 🇮🇪 Horny 🍆 Neurodivergent, absurdly nerdy, and socially awkward. Dedicated Bator. Sharing what turns me on & more... 😉 DMs open, but don’t be weird. Reposts appreciated. MDNI 🔞 NSFW
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Kinda just missed #MonochromeMonday here, but you guys don’t mind it when I’m late posting, right?

#mcm
Monochrome picture of my naked body
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Clean sheet
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I think this is accurate… I dunno, I tend to overthink things. Could be very different tomorrow 😅
Gay Kink sheet
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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It’s officially #FatCockFriday here on the Emerald Isle! 😈 Suck me I’m #Irish 😋

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August 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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It’s #fursday boys! 😁

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August 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Been a while since I posted dick on here 😏😋

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August 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Still #fcf someplace 😅 Who’d like a taste? 😈

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June 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Was thinking about sleeping but… 🥵😅

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June 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Getting hard again. It’s just turned midnight here, meaning it’s #MonoChromeMonday

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June 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I missed #scs on account of working too hard so here ya go - a day late but hopefully still welcome 😋

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June 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Now look what ya’ll have gone and done with your #fcf I’ll never get to sleep on time at this rate… 🙄🥵😮‍💨😈

#nsfw #gay #GayIrish #cock #FatCockFriday
June 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Well… I can’t say that’s unexpected… 😅
June 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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#fcf you say? 😏

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June 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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I need to be up early in the morning but, typically, this thing has other ideas 🙄😋

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June 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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It’s getting quite bushy down there. Should I trim? 😋

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May 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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#MonoChromeMonday again. It’s one of the few things that makes Mondays bearable… 😏😈

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May 12, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Guess I’m kinda horny tonight…

😏😈

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May 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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#MonoChromeMonday because sometimes colour can be too distracting 😏😈

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April 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Finished a pleasant 9.5km hike today. Was a bit sweaty so hopped into the shower and, you’ll never guess what happened… 😏😈

#nsfw #gay #GayIrish #cock #hairy
April 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I’d never refuse a request for cock on your birthday. It would be rude 😏😈

Btw Happy bday! 🥳
April 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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It’s a warm and lazy #SoftCockSaturday which is, in my humble opinion, the best kind of Saturday… 😌😉

#nsfw #gay #GayIrish #scs #hairy
April 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Well it’s done. Got the hair chopped and I survived. Also sorted out my facial hair… so went from scruffy to spiffy in less than an hour 😋
April 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Okay I’ve done it. Hair cut is booked. And frankly it’s about time cause things were getting out of hand…
April 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Woah! ✋

Knock before you enter…

…some of us are trying to shower here 😳

Since you’re here though… scrub my back? 😏😈🥵

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April 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Still an hour left in my time zone so you can’t say I’m late for #TowelTuesday 😅😈

This one is actually very steamy… hence why it looks out of focus 😋 🧖‍♂️

#nsfw #gay #gayirish #hairy
April 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM