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Todd Federman
@tfederman.bsky.social
I hate AI and fascism and I forget what my personality used to be before that.

Recently retired software dev. What are some things a person can do?

@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social
@threshold-day.bsky.social
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Welcome to target. If you are neurodivergent we will fire you
November 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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The official home of the Python Programming Language
www.python.org
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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HEY

WE MADE A GAME!!

Introducing: Cruise Control 🚢🚢🚢

COMING 2026

store.steampowered.com/app/3973220/...

(everyone who shares is invited on the No More Robots cruise, date very pending)
October 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
October 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
For sale: Louvre jewels. Not stolen.
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm late on Tron but here's what I've got, you can license these comments for your feed for $5 each or all four for $16 (you can swap the title to reuse these for other bad movies)
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
[Luther in Ethan's earpiece] Ethan, you need to place the ladder on a firm, level surface. Position the base 1 foot away from the wall for every 4 feet of height. Ethan, ensure the ladder extends at least 3 feet above the roofline or working surface. Lock all spreaders and braces before climbing.
Some Mission Impossible style planning went into this, like
October 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Imagine hating on me and I'm just at home like this
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I just went to the store to buy a copy of Margin Call and they asked me if I wanted it in 4K or 401(k) lol. I just noticed those two words sounded similar so I had to do this. I'm very tired and the world is growing dark.
October 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Get Patti Harrison she's a better Harrison in every way.

And she needs a job. Her fortune's not getting any bigger. It's just that amount of money, that gets smaller until she dies. #itysl
October 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
October 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
They went with Kubernetes
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:
October 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Quiet everyone, the final boss of nepo babies is fulfilling his responsibility to fix society.
David Ellison’s note to staff on Paramount’s acquisition of the Free Press
October 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets a college degree
September 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This you? @yankees.com
September 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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"fuck you, cancer, but we'll let this one slide"
September 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If it turns out to be cancer will we still be able to say "fuck cancer"?
August 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Men always complain that they don't know what women want, but have you tried just listening?
August 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It's Friday night so me and the boys are dosing the municipal water supply with an empathy potion.
August 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It's Friday night so me and the boys are practicing Excel.
August 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's Friday night so me and the boys are looking for loopholes in the hierarchy of needs.
August 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It's Friday night so me and the boys are trimming our hair and clipping our toenails to make boyfriend material.
August 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It's Friday night so me and the boys are pretending it's 2014 and the future is boundless.
August 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM