Erik
@testinatorii.bsky.social
Just another fella burning all his tomorrows to make a sunrise he'll never see 😉
Here in Halloween Town, we say "The one whose entrails are useless for divining portents"
October 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Here in Halloween Town, we say "The one whose entrails are useless for divining portents"
It's the stark augury of every w(eek!)end. May the pointers of the primate's paw curl always in your favor.
September 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's the stark augury of every w(eek!)end. May the pointers of the primate's paw curl always in your favor.
Wifey was plunged into crisis recently when one of her Superman-adjacent childhood crushes had to be canceled. Here's one of my crushes. Now this one started bad and stayed bad, no Fetterman-style flip flopping here. Learn from my example and choose the baddie to start, there's nowhere to go but up.
September 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wifey was plunged into crisis recently when one of her Superman-adjacent childhood crushes had to be canceled. Here's one of my crushes. Now this one started bad and stayed bad, no Fetterman-style flip flopping here. Learn from my example and choose the baddie to start, there's nowhere to go but up.
Could a sick guy perform Smooth Criminal, though?
August 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Could a sick guy perform Smooth Criminal, though?
"Hastening" is in the KJV, but "skedaddling" is in my DNA 🤷♂️ (if it sucks, hit da bricks 🏃♂️)
August 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"Hastening" is in the KJV, but "skedaddling" is in my DNA 🤷♂️ (if it sucks, hit da bricks 🏃♂️)
This fall, as the kids go back to school, I've resolved to rediscover my passion for cinema. I'm an old man, and I don't even remember how my favorites go anymore.
August 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This fall, as the kids go back to school, I've resolved to rediscover my passion for cinema. I'm an old man, and I don't even remember how my favorites go anymore.
Most times, just the ghost of a good book - like this wrecked ex libris - can shout your innermost truths, the ones that you don't dare even whisper to yourself
August 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Most times, just the ghost of a good book - like this wrecked ex libris - can shout your innermost truths, the ones that you don't dare even whisper to yourself
There was a time you could have shipped me and my Onkyo 400W 5.1-Ch. 3D Pass Through A/V Home Theater Receiver. After all, it was warm on cold nights. But now I have that in flesh and blood that remembers my birthday. Nice try, technology, but - You get nothing, you lose! Good day sir!!
August 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
There was a time you could have shipped me and my Onkyo 400W 5.1-Ch. 3D Pass Through A/V Home Theater Receiver. After all, it was warm on cold nights. But now I have that in flesh and blood that remembers my birthday. Nice try, technology, but - You get nothing, you lose! Good day sir!!
Sometimes I think about the GI Joe cards which describe their MOSs and wonder, where are all the supply clerks, purser's mates, etc. Even elite Joes need their Joe payroll. Although if they need continuation of health insurance after a Joe layoff, I imagine they call it something other than COBRA 🤔
August 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Sometimes I think about the GI Joe cards which describe their MOSs and wonder, where are all the supply clerks, purser's mates, etc. Even elite Joes need their Joe payroll. Although if they need continuation of health insurance after a Joe layoff, I imagine they call it something other than COBRA 🤔
Once our battalion hits these mean streets, our day one objectives are: establish security; review the civilian waste contract with Oscar (we're transitioning to open air burn pits); and deport the Count. That guy gives me the creeps. 🧛♂️
August 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Once our battalion hits these mean streets, our day one objectives are: establish security; review the civilian waste contract with Oscar (we're transitioning to open air burn pits); and deport the Count. That guy gives me the creeps. 🧛♂️
To blave = To be loving all venereal equipment
August 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
To blave = To be loving all venereal equipment
A formation of crabs, advancing while clacking rhythmically: “When you're a Crab, you're a Crab all the way! from your first gentle grab, to your last molting day!” “Look sharp, fellas, this is Sharks turf.” “Not for long it ain't!”
August 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
A formation of crabs, advancing while clacking rhythmically: “When you're a Crab, you're a Crab all the way! from your first gentle grab, to your last molting day!” “Look sharp, fellas, this is Sharks turf.” “Not for long it ain't!”
We just finished reading The Brothers of Auschwitz, and my god, time for some cosy mid century nonsense mind bleach
July 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We just finished reading The Brothers of Auschwitz, and my god, time for some cosy mid century nonsense mind bleach
I may have just bought the last pouch of American Spirit in this country that still comes with rolling papers. This jawn gotta be 8 years old. It has a texture and flavor that might be best described as 'pharaonic'
June 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I may have just bought the last pouch of American Spirit in this country that still comes with rolling papers. This jawn gotta be 8 years old. It has a texture and flavor that might be best described as 'pharaonic'
Finally, someone gets it. The stuttering is when Jay Gatsby and George Wilson struggle for control of the whole hog.
May 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Finally, someone gets it. The stuttering is when Jay Gatsby and George Wilson struggle for control of the whole hog.
A little bit hard to describe to the lay community but this is probably the most "Seasons in the Abyss" cover that Nat Geo has ever done
May 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
A little bit hard to describe to the lay community but this is probably the most "Seasons in the Abyss" cover that Nat Geo has ever done
Secretary Noem purse check
April 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Secretary Noem purse check
*sigh* I should call him...
April 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
*sigh* I should call him...
File under, "ow, my freakin ears"
March 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
File under, "ow, my freakin ears"
Hear me out, we can turn Laura Ingraham
March 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hear me out, we can turn Laura Ingraham
The guy in charge of adding 6ix9ine's shark to the auction
February 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The guy in charge of adding 6ix9ine's shark to the auction
This is the only generational trauma from my dad's side that I have successfully broken
December 20, 2024 at 3:30 PM
This is the only generational trauma from my dad's side that I have successfully broken
Fingers crossed I win the auction guys, and that's my Xmas present for Sen Mike Lee sorted
December 17, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Fingers crossed I win the auction guys, and that's my Xmas present for Sen Mike Lee sorted