Yess, I want to be making outfits right now!

This is worldbuilding right there :P

Does it change depending on what they eat

Columbo would never out you he would simply offer subtle comments that 3 years later make you go "FUCK. He knew"

Delusional self-confidence is how I start anything and it running out is what makes me stop.

He used to be racist.

He still is, but he used to be too.

Once again, doing "something but not everything" is seen as worse than doing nothing.

I think it's that he's always batman all of the time. If he's watching porn it's batman watching porn and batjerking it. And when he's Bruce Wayne thats batman acting as Bruce Wayne.

This sort of corruption in the cock rating agency is going to create a cock market bubble