Tess
@tessential.bsky.social
All around chaotic mess. Aspiring programmer / gamedev. in my 30s.
Trans, Bisexual, Autistic/ADHD, Queer, and Disabled.
Trans, Bisexual, Autistic/ADHD, Queer, and Disabled.
Reposted by Tess
Apps are always asking me 'mute? block? report? don't recommend? downvote?' when the only option I want or need is "Imagine I am your grand vizier and I have yelled "ENOUGH!" without explanation."
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Apps are always asking me 'mute? block? report? don't recommend? downvote?' when the only option I want or need is "Imagine I am your grand vizier and I have yelled "ENOUGH!" without explanation."
Reposted by Tess
My boyfriend was trying to describe one of our cat toys just now and said "bird leaves" instead of feathers and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee.
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My boyfriend was trying to describe one of our cat toys just now and said "bird leaves" instead of feathers and I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee.
Reposted by Tess
Reposted by Tess
Call me LLM Cool J
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Call me LLM Cool J
Reposted by Tess
People were arguing in my mentions today about whether the Earth is "round" when it's technically an irregular oblate spheroid and look "round" doesn't mean "absolutely perfect sphere" it means round. A soccer ball is round, a cantaloupe is round, a fluffy borb in winter is round, just go with it.
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
People were arguing in my mentions today about whether the Earth is "round" when it's technically an irregular oblate spheroid and look "round" doesn't mean "absolutely perfect sphere" it means round. A soccer ball is round, a cantaloupe is round, a fluffy borb in winter is round, just go with it.
Trying to resist the urge to dive into discourse
November 22, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Trying to resist the urge to dive into discourse
Reposted by Tess
you cannot be on here abbreviating a person's name to MTG, you know that already means something else
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
you cannot be on here abbreviating a person's name to MTG, you know that already means something else
Reposted by Tess
I lost my wife. I listened today to at Trans Day of Remembrance to people suffering from loss, trauma, and grief.
And I witnessed a racist transphobe incapable of sympathy. I cannot comprehend them and they must be stopped.
And I witnessed a racist transphobe incapable of sympathy. I cannot comprehend them and they must be stopped.
You know who the real problem for a sane society is? Someone who listens to another human expressing grief and trauma and loss and all they can feel back is hate.
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I lost my wife. I listened today to at Trans Day of Remembrance to people suffering from loss, trauma, and grief.
And I witnessed a racist transphobe incapable of sympathy. I cannot comprehend them and they must be stopped.
And I witnessed a racist transphobe incapable of sympathy. I cannot comprehend them and they must be stopped.
Reposted by Tess
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
Reposted by Tess
Reposted by Tess
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Everyone finds thing out at different times and all, but "are the fae open source" made me howl
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Everyone finds thing out at different times and all, but "are the fae open source" made me howl
Reposted by Tess
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
Reposted by Tess
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Reposted by Tess
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Reposted by Tess
Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Again, to every videogame writer who wrote funny emails to read in an immersive sim/etc. where I rolled my eyes and said out loud, "lol like anyone would ever email something this on the nose", again, sorry, I was wrong, life sucks, you nailed it
Reposted by Tess
Apropos of absolutely nothing, I thought some of you might enjoy seeing a lot of toy octopuses 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Apropos of absolutely nothing, I thought some of you might enjoy seeing a lot of toy octopuses 🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙
Reposted by Tess
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
Reposted by Tess
predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
Reposted by Tess
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Reposted by Tess
if you see this, post your favourite credit card number
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 AM
if you see this, post your favourite credit card number
Reposted by Tess
Therapist: Guinea Pig Tony Blair isn't real, he can't hurt you
Guinea Pig Tony Blair:
Guinea Pig Tony Blair:
March 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Therapist: Guinea Pig Tony Blair isn't real, he can't hurt you
Guinea Pig Tony Blair:
Guinea Pig Tony Blair:
In a blow to democrats, a democrat wins the new york mayor race, flipping the long standing democrat seat to democrat.
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
In a blow to democrats, a democrat wins the new york mayor race, flipping the long standing democrat seat to democrat.
Reposted by Tess
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It has been said a lot but... Politics is so weird.
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It has been said a lot but... Politics is so weird.