Immo Landwerth
@terrajobst.net
#IStandWithUkraine #blacklivesmatter .NET lover. Ex Microsoft. I typo for a livng. He/Him. 🇩🇪 🇺🇸
“Is this mushroom edible?”
“Yes, of course.”
“Yes indeed, this one was poisonous. Do you want to learn more about poisonous mushrooms?”
“Yes, of course.”
“Yes indeed, this one was poisonous. Do you want to learn more about poisonous mushrooms?”
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“Is this mushroom edible?”
“Yes, of course.”
“Yes indeed, this one was poisonous. Do you want to learn more about poisonous mushrooms?”
“Yes, of course.”
“Yes indeed, this one was poisonous. Do you want to learn more about poisonous mushrooms?”
Got a fun birthday present from my brother in law. Has a pilot, droppable bombs, shootable lasers, and Darth Vader 🖖
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Got a fun birthday present from my brother in law. Has a pilot, droppable bombs, shootable lasers, and Darth Vader 🖖
Someone did a Halloween costume of my BMW
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Someone did a Halloween costume of my BMW
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
There are worse waiting rooms for a massage ☺️
October 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
There are worse waiting rooms for a massage ☺️
Don’t move here. It’s terrible.
October 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Don’t move here. It’s terrible.
We got married 💍 ❤️
Today was just the courthouse; the big celebration will be next year ☺️
A lot of things happened in our lives in the last years. We couldn’t have done it without each other.
Our three daughters (6, 9, 12) are also happy about our patch work family, which makes this extra easy 😊
Today was just the courthouse; the big celebration will be next year ☺️
A lot of things happened in our lives in the last years. We couldn’t have done it without each other.
Our three daughters (6, 9, 12) are also happy about our patch work family, which makes this extra easy 😊
October 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
We got married 💍 ❤️
Today was just the courthouse; the big celebration will be next year ☺️
A lot of things happened in our lives in the last years. We couldn’t have done it without each other.
Our three daughters (6, 9, 12) are also happy about our patch work family, which makes this extra easy 😊
Today was just the courthouse; the big celebration will be next year ☺️
A lot of things happened in our lives in the last years. We couldn’t have done it without each other.
Our three daughters (6, 9, 12) are also happy about our patch work family, which makes this extra easy 😊
Her: we should use toys in bed
Me: say no more
Me: say no more
October 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Her: we should use toys in bed
Me: say no more
Me: say no more
October 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Now I feel slightly more American.
✅ First passport
✅ First ID card
✅ First passport
✅ First ID card
October 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Now I feel slightly more American.
✅ First passport
✅ First ID card
✅ First passport
✅ First ID card
Pro tip: make a QR code for your guest password and print it on a laminated card that you can hang somewhere. This way, no awkward “what is your wifi”nonsense.
Yes, Apple has password sharing but this way they don’t need to even search for the SID and it works on Android too.
Yes, Apple has password sharing but this way they don’t need to even search for the SID and it works on Android too.
October 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Pro tip: make a QR code for your guest password and print it on a laminated card that you can hang somewhere. This way, no awkward “what is your wifi”nonsense.
Yes, Apple has password sharing but this way they don’t need to even search for the SID and it works on Android too.
Yes, Apple has password sharing but this way they don’t need to even search for the SID and it works on Android too.
Here is what happens if the rapture happens to you while you’re inside:
September 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Here is what happens if the rapture happens to you while you’re inside:
Useful Graphs Part 6263
September 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Useful Graphs Part 6263
“Jimmy Kimmel Show is CANCELLED.
That leaves Jimmy and Seth, two total losers, on Fake News NBC. Their ratings are also horrible. Do it NBC!!! President DJT”
Great idea, so let’s apply this logic to Trump then:
That leaves Jimmy and Seth, two total losers, on Fake News NBC. Their ratings are also horrible. Do it NBC!!! President DJT”
Great idea, so let’s apply this logic to Trump then:
September 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“Jimmy Kimmel Show is CANCELLED.
That leaves Jimmy and Seth, two total losers, on Fake News NBC. Their ratings are also horrible. Do it NBC!!! President DJT”
Great idea, so let’s apply this logic to Trump then:
That leaves Jimmy and Seth, two total losers, on Fake News NBC. Their ratings are also horrible. Do it NBC!!! President DJT”
Great idea, so let’s apply this logic to Trump then:
One day, Windows will be on par with Linux/macOS with respect to CI speed. But today is not the day :-(
September 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
One day, Windows will be on par with Linux/macOS with respect to CI speed. But today is not the day :-(