Terminal Lance
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Official account of Terminal Lance, a comic strip about Marine life (not the fish kind)
Happy Birthday, Marines! Insane what one night of binge drinking in Philly can accomplish.
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Happy Birthday, Marines! Insane what one night of binge drinking in Philly can accomplish.
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I've always just wanted to be a dead body on Law & Order. Like, the guy that gets killed at the beginning of the episode and then Ice T is like "his nipples have been removed and shoved in his anus. I guess someone thought he liked it rough."
Does anyone else have a dream minor character role for a play or musical. Like, three scenes or less level minor.
Because mine is Fruma Sarah in Fiddler on the Roof.
Because mine is Fruma Sarah in Fiddler on the Roof.
November 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I've always just wanted to be a dead body on Law & Order. Like, the guy that gets killed at the beginning of the episode and then Ice T is like "his nipples have been removed and shoved in his anus. I guess someone thought he liked it rough."
Too spooky for young Marines... 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Too spooky for young Marines... 🎃
Behind-the-scenes post free for everyone on the official TL Patreon page. No AI-slop here, just hand-drawn comics since 2010. Support real artists.
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October 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Behind-the-scenes post free for everyone on the official TL Patreon page. No AI-slop here, just hand-drawn comics since 2010. Support real artists.
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No greater aura than immediately after doing some WORK and being covered in dirt, sweat and decked out in your gear. Soak it up. Get a photo for your Tinder profile. 🥵
October 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
No greater aura than immediately after doing some WORK and being covered in dirt, sweat and decked out in your gear. Soak it up. Get a photo for your Tinder profile. 🥵
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“Tar-man” from The Return of the Living Dead (1986), watercolor on paper, 15x11”
Like many kids that grew up in the 90’s, I watched this hard-R rated movie way too young and it remains a staple of my top horror films. #watercolor #art #horror #returnOfTheLivingDead
Like many kids that grew up in the 90’s, I watched this hard-R rated movie way too young and it remains a staple of my top horror films. #watercolor #art #horror #returnOfTheLivingDead
September 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“Tar-man” from The Return of the Living Dead (1986), watercolor on paper, 15x11”
Like many kids that grew up in the 90’s, I watched this hard-R rated movie way too young and it remains a staple of my top horror films. #watercolor #art #horror #returnOfTheLivingDead
Like many kids that grew up in the 90’s, I watched this hard-R rated movie way too young and it remains a staple of my top horror films. #watercolor #art #horror #returnOfTheLivingDead
The FDA just announced that if your mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant, you have a 50% increased chance of joining the Marine Corps infantry.
September 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The FDA just announced that if your mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant, you have a 50% increased chance of joining the Marine Corps infantry.
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September 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Praying that the Panama meteor alien wipes us out before the rapture. 🙌😩
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Praying that the Panama meteor alien wipes us out before the rapture. 🙌😩
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September 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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It must be the... saltpeter... 😤
September 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It must be the... saltpeter... 😤
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9/11 is always a weird day for me because I feel obligated to say something even over 20 years later. As a millennial and GWOT veteran it was such a huge and impactful event in our lives and the entire world, but I also feel like we are truly in a whole new era at this point.
September 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
9/11 is always a weird day for me because I feel obligated to say something even over 20 years later. As a millennial and GWOT veteran it was such a huge and impactful event in our lives and the entire world, but I also feel like we are truly in a whole new era at this point.
Time for chow! You’ve worked hard, time to take a break for yummy munchies! 🍎
September 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Time for chow! You’ve worked hard, time to take a break for yummy munchies! 🍎
All I asked ChatGPT for was an image of an average day in the Corps 😩
August 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
All I asked ChatGPT for was an image of an average day in the Corps 😩
Stuck on duty and desperately craving more Terminal Lance? There's over 1000 Marine Corps comics to catch up on, get started here and at terminallance.com
August 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Stuck on duty and desperately craving more Terminal Lance? There's over 1000 Marine Corps comics to catch up on, get started here and at terminallance.com
August 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
He just parachuted??? From today’s Battlefield 6 beta livestream.
August 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
He just parachuted??? From today’s Battlefield 6 beta livestream.
My greatest fear is actually needing to do something important. 😓
August 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My greatest fear is actually needing to do something important. 😓
I think I downloaded the wrong game 😭
August 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I think I downloaded the wrong game 😭
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The experience caused me to reflect a lot on the idea of generations, with a lot of introspection on myself. When I looked into my son's eyes, I often saw my own looking back at me.
July 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The experience caused me to reflect a lot on the idea of generations, with a lot of introspection on myself. When I looked into my son's eyes, I often saw my own looking back at me.
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Winner of "Best Animated Short" at the Santa Monica International Film Festival in 2025, I wrote "33" after my son was born during COVID, where I spent a lot of time isolated with a young baby as a new father.
July 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Winner of "Best Animated Short" at the Santa Monica International Film Festival in 2025, I wrote "33" after my son was born during COVID, where I spent a lot of time isolated with a young baby as a new father.
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The story of a man and his young clone on a voyage into the unknown... My sci-fi 2D original animated short film "33" is now available to watch publicly on YouTube!
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33 - Animated Short Film
YouTube video by Maximilian Uriarte
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July 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The story of a man and his young clone on a voyage into the unknown... My sci-fi 2D original animated short film "33" is now available to watch publicly on YouTube!
youtu.be/e1cgvyKiJXI?...
youtu.be/e1cgvyKiJXI?...
At the end of the day, we’re all just mad at our recruiters.
Meet some guy and tells you his MOS is 1316... then he tells you what he does. "I didn't know the Marines had those kinda jobs!!" The next day you're humping a machine gun acoss Pendleton pissed off at your recruiter.
July 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
At the end of the day, we’re all just mad at our recruiters.
July 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM