matt (they)
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going to the airport should be a great experience. you should meet a fellow traveler, he's a man in a bowler hat, you cannot place his accent. he shows you a type of gem you've never seen before. you have drinks while waiting, the bartender slips you each a monogrammed calling card.
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
going to the airport should be a great experience. you should meet a fellow traveler, he's a man in a bowler hat, you cannot place his accent. he shows you a type of gem you've never seen before. you have drinks while waiting, the bartender slips you each a monogrammed calling card.
anyone wanna tell me wtf gumby is
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
anyone wanna tell me wtf gumby is
THE GRINCH - collab with @Cartuna
YouTube video by joe cappa
youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I'm already bored thanksgiving sucks ☹️
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm already bored thanksgiving sucks ☹️
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no way. the way we (irl, in my house for the holiday) were talking about how the military was working with local translators in afghanistan and promised them help and then fucked them over, and then this shooter did what he did. and he was apparently working with the CIA. we called it over here
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
no way. the way we (irl, in my house for the holiday) were talking about how the military was working with local translators in afghanistan and promised them help and then fucked them over, and then this shooter did what he did. and he was apparently working with the CIA. we called it over here
been reading A Scanner Darkly and you can kinda sum up the whole book with this
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gdP7...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gdP7...
The Sopranos - Christopher's speech at Livia's wake
YouTube video by Tony Soprano
m.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
been reading A Scanner Darkly and you can kinda sum up the whole book with this
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gdP7...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gdP7...
that jim carrey grinch movie was funded by some psychological warfare department of the CIA and you can't convince me otherwise
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
that jim carrey grinch movie was funded by some psychological warfare department of the CIA and you can't convince me otherwise
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
yk charlie brown did actually have hoes, we gotta set the record straight on that
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
yk charlie brown did actually have hoes, we gotta set the record straight on that
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stuck in the south for the holiday and they got straight up like starship troopers ads on the tv here
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
stuck in the south for the holiday and they got straight up like starship troopers ads on the tv here
Stranger Things is such "remember that?" slop, it's like close to Ready Player One level
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Stranger Things is such "remember that?" slop, it's like close to Ready Player One level
I hate flying man, I was only on here two hours and my ass is killing me
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I hate flying man, I was only on here two hours and my ass is killing me
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people pirate most stuff when they're broke as shit and buy all they can when they're not, except for all the shit you can't see without piracy 'cause no one sells it. people pay when they have the cash and, increasingly, they have no cash. blame The End Of Mass Prosperity In The Imperial Core.
piracy discourse is so exhausting and passe, but i will observe that every truly great collector of physical media I know has a big harddrive of pirated books and movies. you literally cannot have one without the other
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
people pirate most stuff when they're broke as shit and buy all they can when they're not, except for all the shit you can't see without piracy 'cause no one sells it. people pay when they have the cash and, increasingly, they have no cash. blame The End Of Mass Prosperity In The Imperial Core.
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A lot of trad uncles are going to be epically owned by dark woke nephews tomorrow. Moment of silence for them?
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
A lot of trad uncles are going to be epically owned by dark woke nephews tomorrow. Moment of silence for them?
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me: getting a call. hold on brotha it's Scam Likely i gotta take this ☝️
me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten
me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying
woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten
me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying
woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
me: getting a call. hold on brotha it's Scam Likely i gotta take this ☝️
me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten
me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying
woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
me: {on the phone} That sounds great man. put me down for ten
me: Sorry about that. what were you guys saying
woodland creatures gathered around me: *chittering curiously at my wounded body*
they really made the latest Smiling Friends episode specifically for me... Clerks and male pattern baldness, two things close to my heart
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
they really made the latest Smiling Friends episode specifically for me... Clerks and male pattern baldness, two things close to my heart
Steam is the greatest invention for guys who love dropping 10-20 dollars on stuff randomly
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Steam is the greatest invention for guys who love dropping 10-20 dollars on stuff randomly
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smelling friends and hehe clowns is consistently bringing back love into the medium of Animated Sitcom for adult. it’s a all-timer every week. we eatin’ good
a cartoon of a man with the words yum yum yum on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a man with the words yum yum yum on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
smelling friends and hehe clowns is consistently bringing back love into the medium of Animated Sitcom for adult. it’s a all-timer every week. we eatin’ good
I watched Ghost Rider 2007 this weekend and man... Ghost Rider is so fucking cool
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I watched Ghost Rider 2007 this weekend and man... Ghost Rider is so fucking cool
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alright Mean Girls is like Lindsay Lohan’s OK Computer, but Freaky Friday is like Lindsay Lohan’s In Rainbows. oh, yeah, and Creep is the Parent Trap yeah
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
alright Mean Girls is like Lindsay Lohan’s OK Computer, but Freaky Friday is like Lindsay Lohan’s In Rainbows. oh, yeah, and Creep is the Parent Trap yeah
we can't let them sit on their hands and waste this *again*
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
we can't let them sit on their hands and waste this *again*
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i have the unenviable task of purging jealousy from my heart
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
i have the unenviable task of purging jealousy from my heart