I have improved my status as well. French 76
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I have improved my status as well. French 76
Safe to say I will be using these for everything.
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Safe to say I will be using these for everything.
I really paid a lot of money for these wine glasses but LOOK
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I really paid a lot of money for these wine glasses but LOOK
My latest Instagram coffee mug is so small I will need to make three servings.
Of course today of all days I wanted creamer so it’s even less coffee.
Am I mad? No. The accuracy is uncanny.
Astoria stand up 😂😂😂
Of course today of all days I wanted creamer so it’s even less coffee.
Am I mad? No. The accuracy is uncanny.
Astoria stand up 😂😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My latest Instagram coffee mug is so small I will need to make three servings.
Of course today of all days I wanted creamer so it’s even less coffee.
Am I mad? No. The accuracy is uncanny.
Astoria stand up 😂😂😂
Of course today of all days I wanted creamer so it’s even less coffee.
Am I mad? No. The accuracy is uncanny.
Astoria stand up 😂😂😂
Okay so. This seat is so far up I feel like my nose is going to start bleeding.
I have double bubbles and peanut m&ms though so I’m good.
I have double bubbles and peanut m&ms though so I’m good.
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Okay so. This seat is so far up I feel like my nose is going to start bleeding.
I have double bubbles and peanut m&ms though so I’m good.
I have double bubbles and peanut m&ms though so I’m good.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Don’t ever ask me why I’m fat.
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Don’t ever ask me why I’m fat.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
No me quiero ir de aqui.
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
No me quiero ir de aqui.
Also. I had Morrow’s last night as self soothing. They deliver.
This time next year a nail tech won’t matter because I won’t be able to fit out my door. 😂😂😂
This time next year a nail tech won’t matter because I won’t be able to fit out my door. 😂😂😂
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Also. I had Morrow’s last night as self soothing. They deliver.
This time next year a nail tech won’t matter because I won’t be able to fit out my door. 😂😂😂
This time next year a nail tech won’t matter because I won’t be able to fit out my door. 😂😂😂
The “Russian” in question. Like… did they think feeding me alcohol would make me blind?
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The “Russian” in question. Like… did they think feeding me alcohol would make me blind?
So the best/worst thing about today? My Knicks hoodie been here the whole time.
In the top of the closet where past me put some hoodies aside for the gym and work. 🙃🙃🙃
In the top of the closet where past me put some hoodies aside for the gym and work. 🙃🙃🙃
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
So the best/worst thing about today? My Knicks hoodie been here the whole time.
In the top of the closet where past me put some hoodies aside for the gym and work. 🙃🙃🙃
In the top of the closet where past me put some hoodies aside for the gym and work. 🙃🙃🙃
Absolutely going to my storage unit on the way home. I refuse and rebuke this.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Absolutely going to my storage unit on the way home. I refuse and rebuke this.
Laughing at that post a little harder because I’m realizing I had both ✌🏾Mexican✌🏾 and Indian food yesterday.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Laughing at that post a little harder because I’m realizing I had both ✌🏾Mexican✌🏾 and Indian food yesterday.
I was just asked if I’m a Knicks fan.
What gave it away my guy?
What gave it away my guy?
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I was just asked if I’m a Knicks fan.
What gave it away my guy?
What gave it away my guy?
I left New York for a reason. WTAF is this?
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I left New York for a reason. WTAF is this?
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November
He told me his name! 😂😂😂
October 18, 2025 at 8:01 PM
He told me his name! 😂😂😂