I’m still bugging that the closest I’ve gotten to a Russian manicure was a #regla hard gel with someone who randomly finds removing dead skin satisfying.
He doesn’t know it yet but he’s stuck with me. 🙃
He doesn’t know it yet but he’s stuck with me. 🙃
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I’m still bugging that the closest I’ve gotten to a Russian manicure was a #regla hard gel with someone who randomly finds removing dead skin satisfying.
He doesn’t know it yet but he’s stuck with me. 🙃
He doesn’t know it yet but he’s stuck with me. 🙃
FedEx, UPS, and USPS.
Is anyone allowed to show up at your house unannounced?
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
FedEx, UPS, and USPS.
Didn’t stop me from showing up obviously but I realized the first day my ass was old.
And that was 15 years ago. 🫠🫠🫠
And that was 15 years ago. 🫠🫠🫠
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Didn’t stop me from showing up obviously but I realized the first day my ass was old.
And that was 15 years ago. 🫠🫠🫠
And that was 15 years ago. 🫠🫠🫠
CrossFit
4. What made you realize you're not young anymore?
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
CrossFit
The number of people I will never see or speak to again just because I moved.
A blessing.
A blessing.
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The number of people I will never see or speak to again just because I moved.
A blessing.
A blessing.
Ummm I know. The logo looks like the yahoo logo used to. 🙃
December 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Ummm I know. The logo looks like the yahoo logo used to. 🙃
Does the “Y” in BYU stand for yahoo?
This ain’t some kind of copyright infringement?
This ain’t some kind of copyright infringement?
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Does the “Y” in BYU stand for yahoo?
This ain’t some kind of copyright infringement?
This ain’t some kind of copyright infringement?
One day I’m going to closely examine why I have so many shirts from boxes that don’t exist anymore.
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
One day I’m going to closely examine why I have so many shirts from boxes that don’t exist anymore.
Good morning people in my phone. Yes I woke up thinking about food.
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Good morning people in my phone. Yes I woke up thinking about food.
Sometimes I think about that young man who dipped his samosa into his butter chicken on the clock app.
Up until I saw that, it had never occurred to me to try it.
Life. Affirming.
I hope he’s having a good day.
Up until I saw that, it had never occurred to me to try it.
Life. Affirming.
I hope he’s having a good day.
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Sometimes I think about that young man who dipped his samosa into his butter chicken on the clock app.
Up until I saw that, it had never occurred to me to try it.
Life. Affirming.
I hope he’s having a good day.
Up until I saw that, it had never occurred to me to try it.
Life. Affirming.
I hope he’s having a good day.
Now that I’m thinking about it. Pho King really just never reopened.
I remember when they had the fire. My dumb ass walked up to see if they would be opening anyway.
That broth and them iced coffees had me in a chokehold.
I remember when they had the fire. My dumb ass walked up to see if they would be opening anyway.
That broth and them iced coffees had me in a chokehold.
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Now that I’m thinking about it. Pho King really just never reopened.
I remember when they had the fire. My dumb ass walked up to see if they would be opening anyway.
That broth and them iced coffees had me in a chokehold.
I remember when they had the fire. My dumb ass walked up to see if they would be opening anyway.
That broth and them iced coffees had me in a chokehold.
Watching this Tulane game.
Me: damn it’s raining like shit there.
Also me: WAYMENT
Me: damn it’s raining like shit there.
Also me: WAYMENT
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Watching this Tulane game.
Me: damn it’s raining like shit there.
Also me: WAYMENT
Me: damn it’s raining like shit there.
Also me: WAYMENT
Currently rubbing my feet together with the leftovers. Bless.
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Currently rubbing my feet together with the leftovers. Bless.
Man that pho was so good today it was like I was at Pho King.
Had that lemongrass chicken broth on the menu like it was 2016.
If I had been thinking I would have gotten a coffee. Dah well.
Bless up @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app for putting me on.
Had that lemongrass chicken broth on the menu like it was 2016.
If I had been thinking I would have gotten a coffee. Dah well.
Bless up @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app for putting me on.
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Man that pho was so good today it was like I was at Pho King.
Had that lemongrass chicken broth on the menu like it was 2016.
If I had been thinking I would have gotten a coffee. Dah well.
Bless up @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app for putting me on.
Had that lemongrass chicken broth on the menu like it was 2016.
If I had been thinking I would have gotten a coffee. Dah well.
Bless up @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app for putting me on.
It was cold enough to wear that Yankees sweater I paid too much money for today.
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It was cold enough to wear that Yankees sweater I paid too much money for today.
Devin Williams signing with the Mets is so on brand. The bitchassery will continue. I hope they don’t serve him at La Cabaña.
December 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Devin Williams signing with the Mets is so on brand. The bitchassery will continue. I hope they don’t serve him at La Cabaña.
They have a better record bro. No need to ✌🏾respect✌🏾 you.
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
They have a better record bro. No need to ✌🏾respect✌🏾 you.
😂😂😂
Micah Parsons is getting his first taste of rivalry week. Thursday, the Packers star edge rusher made his own contribution, saying that he felt an apparent disrespect from the Bears.
Packers' Micah Parsons claims Bears are 'disrespectful'
chicago.suntimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
😂😂😂
Reposted by Terita
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
There are no more cuticles. I’m so happy rn.
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
There are no more cuticles. I’m so happy rn.
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
EVERY MOMENT
FEELS LIKE A SPIN MILDRED
I MEAN
A SPIN MUSIC
SO WHAT ABOUT THEN
FEELS LIKE A SPIN MILDRED
I MEAN
A SPIN MUSIC
SO WHAT ABOUT THEN
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
EVERY MOMENT
FEELS LIKE A SPIN MILDRED
I MEAN
A SPIN MUSIC
SO WHAT ABOUT THEN
FEELS LIKE A SPIN MILDRED
I MEAN
A SPIN MUSIC
SO WHAT ABOUT THEN
Spaghetti
Does anyone else have a food they hate beyond reason and just won't eat no matter how well someone prepares it? I don't necessarily mean a whole dish, it can be a single ingredient. For some people it's the thing where cilantro tastes like soap to them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Spaghetti
Unfollowing the onion on every platform.
Back to staring at my nails.
Back to staring at my nails.
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Unfollowing the onion on every platform.
Back to staring at my nails.
Back to staring at my nails.
Sylvester such a vibe.
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sylvester such a vibe.