… maybe it’s a house call? But like… is there not a chair or a couch in this house?

Like, I’ve seen the massage table setup before and that feels weird but not maybe not excessively weird. This was just.. a whole ass bed, with a comforter, pillows, nightstands. I’m so confused.

I had a scene like this a little while back and… yeah, that moment where it becomes Some Other Thing Entirely is weird in the best possible way.

The odds are very high that it’s a bogus “non-profit” that’s actually technically structured as a PAC to avoid being subject to any regulation of any kind, that probably sends a box of doughnuts to the precinct once a year and pockets the rest. USA! USA!

There are suggestions to repeat a mantra-ish phrase, as well as a lot of snaps, because we love snaps. As always, no suggestions that should affect you after listening.

Feedback is literally why I make these files. Please, please let me know what you thought. Or didn’t think, as the case may be.

One possibility could be breed-oriented rescue groups - they’re often volunteer-run and end up doing a lot of fostering, which only goes up when the economy goes to shit and people have to give up their pets.

I have never been stuck in hypnosis despite continued efforts to be stuck in hypnosis. I will not let that stop me in this important scientific effort.

It really is good!!

Bahahahaha I love that the algorithm both knew and didn’t know. Ummm… be sure to like comment and subscribe? 😂😂😂😂

Wait this auto-played for you??? I love that and I am so sorry.

Because I still care about being ethical, even when I’m shitposting: This is an “induction,” with no suggestions, and a wakener that is of questionable efficacy. Also, my first-ever vocal effects! Think of this as cutting-edge, not as a four-minute-long dare gone wrong.

* “all Draculas are vampires, but not all vampires are Draculas”