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Gordon Ramsay spits his drink.
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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this they fr
I̷̞̥͈̬͆͝ ̷͙̘̠̊̍̕̚A̷͙̯̝̥̩̳̻̫͚̹̅͊̽̒̂̋̂̈̉͋̅̉͝ ̸̛͈̗͇̒͑̋̽̃̔̑̈̂M̷̨̟̞̆ͅ ̶͔̺̎̈́̏̂̉̌̎̔͒͗̓͗Ţ̵͉̫̬̗̹͋̉̈̇̃͌̃̚͝͝͝ͅ ̵͙͓̦̾͂͜H̷̼̬͇̓̆̃̊̀͑̀̀͂̋̏̌ ̴̨̛̲̱͉͓̀̏̍̋̏̑͂́͌͊̒̍̅͝Ę̸̙̻̣͖͕̪̺̼͉͍̼̥̀͜ ̵̯͓̭́͋Ụ̴̧̺̗͍̟̥̟̬͆̄̑̓ ̸̧̟̫̝̯̮͚̬̗̮̒̍̊̂̐̅̈́͒̓͝͝ͅN̷̢͓̤̯̼̯̰̲̹͓̠͉̯̠̄͆̽̊̊͐͆̉͐̾͂̾̆̚͝ ̵͔̤͇̝̟͍̻̠̯͍͇͉̓̂͠Ģ̶̛̣̗͇͎̺͉̰͈̠̏͂̑̌̆̓͒̏͜͝ ̶̢͍̬̹̞͙͈̱̤̱̯͔̥̬͗͜Ȏ̸̻͍̫̦̖͓̃͛͛̓̈́͆̐͒͌̂̉͌̕ ̵͍̳̩͚̘͔̜̖̲͚̱̥͍̀̏̈́́̊̈́̋̒͂D̶̨̝̻̙̋̕ ̶̛͈͚̯̘̝͍̜͛͐̆̀̿̃͝L̶͚͂̏̈́͠ ̷̥̯͛̃͌͊̾̾͐̃̕̚͠ͅY̵̡̲͎̹̝̘̰̤͔͕̠͉̻͆͑̑̔̑̈́̉͗̉͗̚͜ͅ ̴̡̥̖̟́Ş̶̡̢̹̟̠͙̹̝͍̬̟̻̳̉̈́̇͊̎͜ ̷̥̗̀̉͂̃̅́͆͐̇̇͐͑P̷̧̨͇͓̱̼̝̜̼̜̜̦̝̓̀̕ͅ ̵̢͎̭͎̰̮̞̝̆̂̽̋̀̓̏̈́͗̒̀̕͝͝Ḙ̸̎͐̽̋̔͘ ̸̡̧̝̘̗̈̈́̓ͅĊ̶͖͔̰͔͈͉͆̇̇̂̂̂͒̋̂̐͘͠͝ ̶̛͕̜̬͖̃͆͑́̆̓̐̊̑́͝͝͝T̶̨̠̠͕̺̦̲͖̥͉̬͕͈̘͑́ ̴̞̜͚̪̠̠̙̬̦̰̹͑̂̒̒̑̈́̑̊̈́̄̐͘̚̕͝ͅR̴͈͔̣̥͖͎̍͊̿̐̑́̎̚͜ ̴̨̝̆̄̏E̸̮͕͕̺͉͖̗̩̫͒̉̌̆̓͜ ̴̜͆̏̅̿̉̾̀̾̚̕͠I̶͖̭̙̠̖͈̅́̚͝ ̸̛̞̥͉̦̼̯͈͓͎̗͖̍̈́̿͆́͊̐̏̏̕͠͝N̶̢͕͇͙̠̋͊͛́͌͋̕͝ ̴̢̧̬̦̖͕̳̯̘̱̣͕̹̻̂̏̚͝͝ͅT̷̡̛͓͓͓̙͚͓̋̽̋̈̒͑̏̄̎̕̕ͅ ̶̨̛̭̤͚̪͉̓̒͝H̶̪̼͈̠̀́́͐ ̷̧̡̝̲̭̗̤͈͉̝̺̳̩̻̪͆̋̈́̓̎̏͝Ě̴̱̬̓͘ ̷̨̧͚̫̰̤̰̣̳́͗̈́̄̃̉̽̇̕W̴̢̫̭̦͓̳̬̞̪͉̮̲̜̹̤̿͑̀̆̿͂̉̓͠͝ ̴̢̹̘̟͔͓̰͋̽̕ͅͅĄ̸͎̖̳̘͎̠͓̲͙̟̖͊͝ͅ ̴͚̣̳̘̮͍̋̌͐ͅL̸̢͉̲̳͕̓͂̈́̀͆͋̚͝ ̸͉͓̾̿ͅL̶̢̡̛͍̺̫͍͇̲̭̰̃̃̍͗̑̋̿̃̐ ̴͚̦͖̱͎͍̞̲̇̉̐͊̎͝S̵̡̰͂
December 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Also, I agree, he had that shit ON in this movie.
Blurry image of Matthew Lillard and Rah Digga in Thir13en Ghosts. Matthew is the focal point, showcasing his outfit of a black suit jacket over a red and black silk dress shirt.
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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This image blew my mind when I was a young boy, finally reaching the end of Ultimate DooM.
Ending of 'The Ultimate DooM'. A futuristic cityscape burns in the background, while the foreground features a rabbit head that's been decapitated.
December 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Oh, these big bastards absolutely.
A Covenant Hunter from the video game, 'Halo: Combat Evolved'. It is a brutish monster with shiny blue armor, crowned with six 2-3ft long spikes that adorn its shoulders. The face of the beast is orange and worm-like. It has a large plasma cannon on its right hand and a protective shield on its left.
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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The vibe i bring to the party.
Jacob Singer (Tim Robbins) looking absolutely terrified in a demonic party scene.
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Metal Gear REX from Metal Gear Solid.
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Share a 90's movie you think deserves more love
Cover art for the movie "The River Wild", featuring four of the major characters in the center, riding an intense rapid on an inflatable raft.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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I remember being so proud of my 1.5 K/D on this one.
Cover art for "Call of Duty: Black Ops II"
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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A movie that takes place where you're from
A scene from Bruce Almighty, featuring Jim Carrey and Jennifer Aniston looking surprised. Jim is wearing a Buffalo Sabres jersey.
November 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I didn't think anything could make me groan the way I just groaned at this shit.
A sponsored ad for fox news' streaming service, Fox One. Hannity's dumb face is on it. The title of the ad reads: "Sources say FOX News is now streaming on Fox One. (It's us. We're sources.)"
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
A tiny gray and white kitten living in abundance, with a large bowl of kibble food.
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Guy aggressively explains to his friend that Glinda is a princess.
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Logging on
The BlueSky trending list for today, including: "NATO" "CDC" "National Guard" and "Roblox" - not in that order.
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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A little ghost with a cute face waving and saying "BYE" in front of a purple background.
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Post the last four games you've played:
Cover art for "Red Dead Redemption II" Cover art for "Alan Wake" Cover art for "Green Hell" Cover art for "Ground Branch"
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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A Zohran Mamdani campaign poster, but it says "Skulls for the Golden Throne!" instead.
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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"If you see this, quote with a title screen that's iconic to you"
The title screen for Koei Tecmo's horror game, "Fatal Frame". The title of the game is front and center, in a gradient color of red and white with a blue glow, and in broken font. Underneath the title is the tagline, "Based on a true story", followed by "PRESS START BUTTON". The copyright tag for "Tecmo,LTD. 2001-2002" is at the foot of the image.
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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...or what?
The side of a small Tropicana Orange Juice carton. A bit of bold text seems to almost demand that the user "PLEASE USE THE STRAW HOLE"
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Maybe I just didn't give it a good enough chance, but I recall "Get Even" being super disappointing by the end.
Cover art for the video game "Get Even". A woman's tear-streaked face hovers over a clock next to the title of the game.
October 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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In the spirit of Halloween, does anybody else remember this absolute banger of a joke book?
The cover of the book "Velcome" by author Kevin O'Malley. The book is incredibly scary.
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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"The Secret Second Killer" in white text over a bloodspattered black background
October 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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I need more of these kinds of sys reqs.
System requirements for the game "Megabonk" on steam. Most notably, the processor requirements is "potato" and "potato 2" and there are "no" graphics in the minimum specs. It is also noted that the game will "run on a toaster (if you ask it nicely)"
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Cameron Howe stares into the eyes of a figure in a painting, who seems to stare back - Ferris Bueller's Day Off - 1986
September 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM