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Benny Six-Cats
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I produced on mostly harmless teevee for a long time. Trying to be done with that. Dad stuff, nerd shit, six cats, charming grognard grievances for days.
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Moodboard
Four photos of movie characters wearing crazy brain-interface head-harness props.
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Cleaning couch covers THEY ARE SO MAD.
A sectional sofa with the cushions removed. Two cushions without their covers lean on the wall. A vacuum cleaner lays on the floor. A floofy gray cat inspects the scene like a peevish weasel while a fluffy black cat looks up at the camera with deep concern.
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Introduce yourself five concerts you’ve- just five?
TEXT: AC/DC, Afghan Wigs, Against Me!, Airborne Toxic Event, Animal Collective, Arcade Fire, Archers of Loaf, Arctic Monkeys, Aretha Franklin, Bad Religion, Belle and Sebastian, Big Audio Dynamite, Beck, Björk, Blackstar, Blur, Bob Mould, Booker T and the MGs, Bonnie Rait, Built to Spill, The Breeders, Bright Eyes, Bryan Ferry, The Buzzcocks, Childish Gambino, Coheed & Cambria, Coldplay, Common, The Cult, The Cure, Daft Punk, The Decemberists, Deathcab for Cutie, Deerhoof, The Descendants, Devo, Dinosaur Jr., The Dismemberment Plan, Drive Like Jehu, The Dropkick Murphys, Echo & The Bunnymen, Eryka Badu, Explosions In The Sky, Faith No More, Father John Misty, Fishbone, Flogging Molly, Fountains of Wayne, Franz Ferdinand, Gil Scott-Heron, Gogol Bordello, Gorillaz, The Grateful Dead (w/ Garcia), Guided by Voices, The Hives, Hum, Iron and Wine, Jack White, Jay-Z, TEXT: Jenny Lewis, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Marr, Kanye West, Lana Del Rey, Lenny Kravitz, Leonard Cohen, Lorde, M83, Madness, Mazzy Star, The Meat Puppets, Mercury Rev, MGMT, Madonna, The Makeup, Mike Watt, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, Morrissey, Motorhead, Muse, My Bloody Valentine, My Chemical Romance, The National, N.E.R.D., Neutral Milk Hotel, The Neville Brothers, New Order, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Nora Jones, Ozma, Paul McCartney, Pavement, PiL, Pixies, PJ Harvey, The Postal Service, Prince, Pulp, Pylon, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, The Raveonettes, Refused, The Replacements, Ride, Rilo Kiley, Rodriguez, She Wants Revenge, Sigur Rós, Silversun Pickups, Smashing Pumpkins, Social Distortion, The Specials, Spoon, Steely Dan, The Stone Roses, The Strokes, Suede, Superchunk, Superdrag, Swans, The Thievery Corporation, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, The Toy Dolls, TEXT: TV on the Radio, Violent Femmes, Weezer, Wu-Tang Clan, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yo La Tengo.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Argentine Ants tried to move-in. This is under the mats that go on my cat shelves.

I fucking hate these things. You can win battles but never the war. (Yes, Terro baits are best of options.)
On a shelf beneath lifted carpet, hundreds of black ants and their white larva. On a shelf beneath lifted carpet, hundreds of black ants and their white larva. More than the previous pic.
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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DUNCAN 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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A snoozy floof.
An old floofy gray cat snoozing on a table
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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A 25 year old meme of two brown cubic monsters, a Japanese character named Domo-kun, chasing a kitten in a field of clover. Cursive text reads: “Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens.”
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Nuzzi with a santa hat, like the film Mean Girls. Meme text says “Robert, stop trying to make felch happen. It’s not going to happen.
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I
want
you to know
that I'm
happy
for you
I
wish
nothing but
the best
for
you both
A meme photo of Pope Leo, eyes gingerly closed, singing into a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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But okay, Ryan Lizza is funny
Text screencap reads: He continued, “I mean to squeeze your cheeks to force open your mouth. I’ll hold your nose as you look up at me to encourage you to swallow. ‘Dont spill a drop’. I am a river You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you. My Love.” I can’t say there weren’t any signs. I did find it odd that Olivia was simultaneously reading Robert Greene’s The Art of Seduction and Maureen Callahan’s Ask Not: The Kennedys and the Women They Destroyed. But the poem—let’s call it “American Canyon”—and many others, too explicit to print, changed everything. (Thanks to Bobby, I am now aware of something called felching.)
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Jeff Goldblum in monstrous makeup as Brundlefly, from the film The Fly. A meme caption reads “YR OPEN MOUTH AWAITING MY HARVEST”
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I tried to make a Blood Meridian Christmas or ornament.
A split image of vinyl on an acrylic. The first side shows a dancing bear in the sunset. The second side shows the same bear with a “no” sign over it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Colossus was a sub.
An X-Men comic panel. A stern-faced Professor X has a telepathy thought bubble that says “Colossus! Come at once!”
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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BABY BEAR
A spooky black cat with a googly eye placed on her forehead like a “third eye”. She’s on a dining table next to a pumpkin.
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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We don’t have any tuxedos any more (RIP Marvin Harrison) but this is our floofiest, Duncan Idaho II.
An extremely floofy gray cat with yellow eyes perched on a wooden kitchen stool, this right paw gingerly lifted in a plea for treats.
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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When you’re beating the allegations
A tweet from Senator Lindsay Graham where be tauts golfing with Trump
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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The Wages of Fear (1953) dir. Henri-Georges Clouzot
A black and white version of the same photo quoted below, a Lays truck stuck on rocks by a river.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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IT’S NOT WHAT HOUSE DEMOCRATS SAY. IT’S WHAT THE EMAIL SAYS.

CBS News
Screencap of a headline that reads: “Epstein said Trump "knew about the girls" in 2019 email, House Democrats say”
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Made my kids shirts in the Parent Center
A white t-shirt that features a midnight blue cat with a yellow “third eye” and red fangs. The shirt says “WIDE AWAKES”.
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM