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Ted Raymond
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Local news reporter for CTV News Ottawa. Award-adjacent. Wrote a good headline in 2022. Opinions expressed are those of your employer. I speak French and early Simpsons.
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A very poor, like, old AI-generated imitation of the think emoji that looks weird. This was made in DALL-E a few years ago, before we all decided anyone who uses AI tools to make images are human garbage who should never see the light of Heaven. I will endure my place in Hell for this joke post. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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YouTube comment under the official audio for The Chain by Fleetwood Mac: @JuanGarcia0dd8vo 1 day ago Came here from the onion 116 likes
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Well, I was born in the wagon of a travelling show

Mama used to dance for the money they’d throw

Papa would do whatever he could
Pope Leo XIV at the mic
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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What do they have for men? Oh.
A boring-ass boot that might as well be a shoe. It's short and has no fuzzy trim and isn't fun at all.
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Instagram serving me up an ad for some winter boots and it's like, oh, these are kinda cool looking. I like 'em. Oh, these are the women's boots. Okay, that's fine.
Tall winter boot with a shearling trim
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Hello, fellow Bluecoat Cat friend!
My “blue” cat sits in a sunbeam.
November 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.
A Home Depot display of four brands of those battery pack power tools that are all the same but also just slightly different.
November 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Simpsons screenshot: Krusty doll set to "Evil" instead of "Good"
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Hans Moleman sits on a bench and says, "No one's gay for Moleman."
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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But... The future refused to change.
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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My two cats reaching their paws out toward each other. The hands from a painting that I won’t name in case Bluesky flags it.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Big ol flakes
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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According to the Association of Municipalities of Ontario, the average voter turnout among 417 municipalities in the province in 2022 was 33 per cent.

Two thirds of voters didn’t show up for their local elections.
2022 Election Statistics 32.90% VOTER TURNOUT WITH 417 MUNICIPALITIES REPORTING 42% NEW 32% FEMALE CANDIDATES Source: AMO
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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My two cats and they’ve got their paws touching and it was very cute. The Creation of Adam
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Naoki Yoshida asleep in a chair
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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The picture of the Atletico Ottawa CPL champions by TSN but all the players are obscured by a snowstorm
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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A football fan on The Simpsons who is nearly naked, body painted one half in blue and one half in red and he's got an icicle forming from his nose. It's from the Homer gambles on football episode back when gambling on sports was illegal and you had to do it surreptitiously instead of it literally sponsoring every league and every broadcast.
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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"I could have been equipment manager, but NOOOOO"
Milhouse tied to the hockey net.
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Your free* bus is here.

*I know it's not free in Ottawa.
An OC Transpo bus from Ottawa that says "67 Cope" on it. IT IS NOT FREE TO RIDE AND OUR MAYOR RAN AGAINST MAKING IT FREE AND WON but it's funny because it says "cope" on it (it says that because we have a street here named Cope and this is where the bus goes).
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Guy on the bus recognized my Paladin jacket. ⚔️
A Final Fantasy XIV Paladin jacket. Mine, specifically, that I took a picture of hanging on a chair.
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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G'raha Tia is the sexiest man alive.
G'raha Tia from the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV Online, with an expanded free trial that includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward and Stormblood expansions, which allows you to play up to Level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime.
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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If you're in line for the final battle against Kefka, STAY IN LINE
Screenshot from Final Fantasy VI (SNES version, labelled Final Fantasy III) that says "Determine order" Reset 1 Terra 1 2 Locke 2 3 Cyan 3 4 Shadow 4 5 Edgar 5 6 Sabin 6 7 Celes 7 8 Strago 8 9 Relm 9 10 Setzer 10 11 Mog 11 12 Gau 12 End
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Want to feel old? This is what Steve from Blues Clues looks like now.
A picture of James Carville in a striped, multicoloured sweater that they used on CNN.
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM