Teddy Ted Ted
@tedput.bsky.social
Landing here at Bluesky, seeking a breath of fresh air. Humanist. Engineer by day. Mental vagabond by night. Helping someone else is better than helping yourself.
tRump's brain: "I won't go anywhere or do anything for anyone that hasn't kissed my ass."
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
tRump's brain: "I won't go anywhere or do anything for anyone that hasn't kissed my ass."
Yes, I've read about this. Unfortunately Ohio's gerrymandered legislature will likely never stand up for its citizens in this way. Good luck to any other states that can pull it off.
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Yes, I've read about this. Unfortunately Ohio's gerrymandered legislature will likely never stand up for its citizens in this way. Good luck to any other states that can pull it off.
If pups can have porn names, then this is it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If pups can have porn names, then this is it.
Trump has zero concept of actions and consequences, so will never learn from his mistakes.
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Trump has zero concept of actions and consequences, so will never learn from his mistakes.
"I've concluded my review and determined that the secretary should be removed from his position."
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"I've concluded my review and determined that the secretary should be removed from his position."
Trump has screwed enough allies that they should make this intel public.
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Trump has screwed enough allies that they should make this intel public.
JD's upside-down world: "Congress shouldn't spend time worrying about Ukraine while the Trump administration spends time trying to push a pro-Russian 'peace' deal onto Ukraine while the USA has problems that need solved."
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
JD's upside-down world: "Congress shouldn't spend time worrying about Ukraine while the Trump administration spends time trying to push a pro-Russian 'peace' deal onto Ukraine while the USA has problems that need solved."
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of chili crisp danced in their heads
While visions of chili crisp danced in their heads
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of chili crisp danced in their heads
While visions of chili crisp danced in their heads
Mmmm... share time...
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Mmmm... share time...
Cole so very much reminds me of Puddles Pity Party.
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Cole so very much reminds me of Puddles Pity Party.
Runny meat sauce and a bunch of cheese on top of spaghetti, which is strangely delicious.
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Runny meat sauce and a bunch of cheese on top of spaghetti, which is strangely delicious.
"In a statement, a Justice Department spokesperson said that the department "along with the entire Trump Administration is committed to"" committing as many crimes as possible...
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
"In a statement, a Justice Department spokesperson said that the department "along with the entire Trump Administration is committed to"" committing as many crimes as possible...
When even the bad guys think you're bad, you're probably extra bad.
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
When even the bad guys think you're bad, you're probably extra bad.
I mean, that one is a fair copy of the actual cover for the Revolver album.
Revolver (Beatles album) - Wikipedia
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November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I mean, that one is a fair copy of the actual cover for the Revolver album.
Christopher Reeves?
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Christopher Reeves?
That looks highly improbable.
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
That looks highly improbable.
Why would he even need to ask Bondi and the DOJ to investigate Epstein's involvements? Isn't that already part of their job?
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Why would he even need to ask Bondi and the DOJ to investigate Epstein's involvements? Isn't that already part of their job?
Right? In one of the emails Epstein knows about and discusses Trump financial scams.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Right? In one of the emails Epstein knows about and discusses Trump financial scams.
Vance was there for the hot-young couches.
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Vance was there for the hot-young couches.
What is the ratio for Melon Husk's pay at Tesla?
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What is the ratio for Melon Husk's pay at Tesla?
They use being an asshole to mask the dementia.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
They use being an asshole to mask the dementia.
My newest creation is mixing maple syrup into the peanut butter and sprinkling cinnamon and blueberries on top, no jelly.
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My newest creation is mixing maple syrup into the peanut butter and sprinkling cinnamon and blueberries on top, no jelly.
Amongst the constant onslaught of bullshit in 2025, I had forgotten Mark Meadows existed. Dude was definitely shady. Merrick Garland sucks.
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Amongst the constant onslaught of bullshit in 2025, I had forgotten Mark Meadows existed. Dude was definitely shady. Merrick Garland sucks.