My friend said she would have told me to reschedule if she’d known. She actually apologised to me for not mentioning him as someone to avoid! A bizarre situation to find yourself in!

Id like to say I handled this with the grace and wisdom of someone who has been out 15 years and done this all before, but I didnt.

That night I went home, cried, and over the next 9 months spiralled even further into alcoholism than I already was.

I MET THIS MAN ONCE AND IT STILL FUCKING HURTS!

An important part of this is I had already gone through this process in the UK, I merely needed him to approve an Irish prescription for a medication I had been taking for 8 years, which my GP requested from him.

He refused to write the prescription, and still has hard copies of my medical notes

I say this as a positive! Things started snowballing after that, though largely coincidentally. It wasn’t until 2015 or so when Greer was no platformed at a speaking event that it really got attention. But just telling them to fuck off was a novel and, I think, brain breaking experience

I vant to suck your buuuutt

I’m being one right now!

Yes, yes she is.

I can think of no safer pair of hands

I feel Connery would be the most satisfying, but Brosnan would hit it juuuuust right