Mister Teapot
@teapotbird.bsky.social
Custodian. Grotesquely neurodivergent. God's working on me. Resident of the Lands Whose Waters Reflect the Clouds.
And this is BEFORE I unlocked shorting.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
And this is BEFORE I unlocked shorting.
![A photo of rapper, producer and entrepreneur Sean Corey Carter aka "Jay-Z" with a speech bubble over his head.
In 2006, Frederic Rouzaud, managing director of Louis Roederer was quoted saying that he viewed Cristal's growing popularity among rappers "With curiosity and serenity." When asked if he thought the association with hip-hop would be harmful to the brand, he replied, "that's a good question, but what can we do? We can't forbid people from buying it. I'm sure Dom Pérignon or Krug would be delighted to have their business." Carter responded by saying he would never "drink Cristal or promote it in any way or serve it at any of [his] clubs."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mnafiv7fvodxiqlds2pux6lx/bafkreidgxtn7ydls72fkstnylqm6m3fb67vwtx2426k3qanz2lgtxzfu3u@jpeg)
Under feudalism all ghosts are the king's ghosts, so if you hunt ghosts without his permission that's poaching
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Under feudalism all ghosts are the king's ghosts, so if you hunt ghosts without his permission that's poaching
What is it about former sketch comedians that makes them so good at making horror films?
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
What is it about former sketch comedians that makes them so good at making horror films?
Trevor's ghost, hovering over Zach's shoulder as he watches the final cut.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Trevor's ghost, hovering over Zach's shoulder as he watches the final cut.
Ian Malcolm in the Middle.
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Ian Malcolm in the Middle.
(Yes I know gentiles can be circumcised shut up.)
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
(Yes I know gentiles can be circumcised shut up.)
Alas, I cannot answer, because my gem is uncut.
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Alas, I cannot answer, because my gem is uncut.
ADULT CONTENT
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December 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
ADULT CONTENT