Wardy™
@tdward.bsky.social
Eccentric millionaire, former child rapper, octuple threat, and philanthropist, TD Ward.
Just saw this American bite into a chocolate orange like a fucking apple and threw my phone into a well.
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Just saw this American bite into a chocolate orange like a fucking apple and threw my phone into a well.
Just remembered this album by Icelandic singer Gisli, called How About That?
I don't think I know of a single other person who has ever heard of it.
Anyone?
I don't think I know of a single other person who has ever heard of it.
Anyone?
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just remembered this album by Icelandic singer Gisli, called How About That?
I don't think I know of a single other person who has ever heard of it.
Anyone?
I don't think I know of a single other person who has ever heard of it.
Anyone?
My absolute fav. The caption, the pose. The setting.
Cliff, shit, just remembered we need one more picture for the calendar. Fuck it just grab the Custard Creams and riff with it.
Cliff, shit, just remembered we need one more picture for the calendar. Fuck it just grab the Custard Creams and riff with it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My absolute fav. The caption, the pose. The setting.
Cliff, shit, just remembered we need one more picture for the calendar. Fuck it just grab the Custard Creams and riff with it.
Cliff, shit, just remembered we need one more picture for the calendar. Fuck it just grab the Custard Creams and riff with it.
By October, he's run out of ideas and it's just a bad copy and paste Photoshop.
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
By October, he's run out of ideas and it's just a bad copy and paste Photoshop.
He's so cookie and fun!
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
He's so cookie and fun!
"It's a dog's life!" say Sir Cliff, dognapping a hound who he has probably never seen before.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"It's a dog's life!" say Sir Cliff, dognapping a hound who he has probably never seen before.
Time to get your Cliff Richard 2026 calendars.
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Time to get your Cliff Richard 2026 calendars.
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
And if you'd like a little preview, this is the thread for you.
Straight away, the cover pulls you in. He's so young and trendy!
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Do a vulgar roast. Use forbidden words."
I'm so high, I can hear Heaven
I'm so high, I can hear Heaven
Oh, but Heaven
No, Heaven don't hear me
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles
Watch as they all fly awayyyyyyy
I'm so high, I can hear Heaven
Oh, but Heaven
No, Heaven don't hear me
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles
Watch as they all fly awayyyyyyy
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I'm so high, I can hear Heaven
I'm so high, I can hear Heaven
Oh, but Heaven
No, Heaven don't hear me
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles
Watch as they all fly awayyyyyyy
I'm so high, I can hear Heaven
Oh, but Heaven
No, Heaven don't hear me
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
I'll hold on to the wings of the eagles
Watch as they all fly awayyyyyyy
Seriously? If any of you fuckers didn't know this you better keep quiet.
Surely everyone knows this? Who doesn't know this? This is an odd thing to be wound up over.
Surely everyone knows this? Who doesn't know this? This is an odd thing to be wound up over.
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Seriously? If any of you fuckers didn't know this you better keep quiet.
Surely everyone knows this? Who doesn't know this? This is an odd thing to be wound up over.
Surely everyone knows this? Who doesn't know this? This is an odd thing to be wound up over.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
What did you just say to me?
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
What did you just say to me?
Me when someone comes back from the bar with crisps and doesn't open them in the middle of the table:
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Me when someone comes back from the bar with crisps and doesn't open them in the middle of the table:
International Men's Day
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
International Men's Day