Tim Byrne
@tbyrne75.bsky.social
Barrister, lefty, film & comic book lover. My children drive me crazy *and* keep me sane.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
If you want to know why I’m here
Well I’ll tell you
You see I’m a fool for you
My nights were so long until you
You came along
Ease my pain that’s what you do
I’m a fool for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgsC...
Well I’ll tell you
You see I’m a fool for you
My nights were so long until you
You came along
Ease my pain that’s what you do
I’m a fool for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgsC...
Monique Brumby - Fool For You (1996)
YouTube video by Antipodean Music
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
If you want to know why I’m here
Well I’ll tell you
You see I’m a fool for you
My nights were so long until you
You came along
Ease my pain that’s what you do
I’m a fool for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgsC...
Well I’ll tell you
You see I’m a fool for you
My nights were so long until you
You came along
Ease my pain that’s what you do
I’m a fool for you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgsC...
Drop a LAWYER.
a black and white photo of a man in a judge 's wig
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a judge 's wig
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Drop a LAWYER.
Happy 72nd birthday to John Malkovich, who has always understood the assignment.
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Happy 72nd birthday to John Malkovich, who has always understood the assignment.
Immediate follow.
tonight while recording a guest spot on a podcast i experienced an unacceptable level of disrespect from one of the hosts. so i decided to do what felt right for me and i left. i didn’t need to stick around to show i’m “tough” or “thick skinned.” i reminded myself that no one is owed my time.
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Immediate follow.
Watched Highlander 2
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Watched Highlander 2
Panem et circenses without the panem.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Panem et circenses without the panem.
Characters in the execrable Love Actually frequently talk about how it is a Christmas tradition to 'tell the truth' and in my 50 years on this earth I have never, ever heard of this being a thing.
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Characters in the execrable Love Actually frequently talk about how it is a Christmas tradition to 'tell the truth' and in my 50 years on this earth I have never, ever heard of this being a thing.
Sorry.....arrested *how* many times?
A man is dead after he was struck by an SUV while walking his dogs Saturday morning in Hopkinton, RI. Police say the driver was arrested. She had previously been arrested over 100 times. on.nbcboston.com/XEE5YAX
Man walking his dogs fatally struck by car in Hopkinton, RI; driver arrested
A man was walking his dog Saturday morning when he was hit and killed by an SUV in Hopkinton, Rhode Island, and the driver involved has been arrested
on.nbcboston.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sorry.....arrested *how* many times?
Trump's cabinet, trying to decide what to get him for Christmas
December 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Trump's cabinet, trying to decide what to get him for Christmas
Come on people, let's go.
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Come on people, let's go.
Pearl Jam- Dissident (with Lyrics)
YouTube video by PearlJamPTFan
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Reposted by Tim Byrne
At least Tarantino put his own foot in his mouth for once.
December 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
At least Tarantino put his own foot in his mouth for once.
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Godfather Part II
December 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The Godfather Part II
Bluesky Wrapped but it’s a tally of how many people used the words ‘Well, actually…’ in a reply to one of your posts.
Bluesky Wrapped but it’s how many of your moots got suspended.
BlueSky Wrapped but it's how many times someone with words like "blue wave" and "resist" in their bio told you to enjoy the camps
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Bluesky Wrapped but it’s a tally of how many people used the words ‘Well, actually…’ in a reply to one of your posts.
The opposite of understand should just be derstand.
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The opposite of understand should just be derstand.
I just got an email describing me as a 'respected member of the legal community' so of course I immediately knew it was a scam.
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I just got an email describing me as a 'respected member of the legal community' so of course I immediately knew it was a scam.
Interesting genre :
Movies written and directed by Josh Radnor, where literally three generations of women all find the protagonist (played by Josh Radnor) incredibly attractive.
Movies written and directed by Josh Radnor, where literally three generations of women all find the protagonist (played by Josh Radnor) incredibly attractive.
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Interesting genre :
Movies written and directed by Josh Radnor, where literally three generations of women all find the protagonist (played by Josh Radnor) incredibly attractive.
Movies written and directed by Josh Radnor, where literally three generations of women all find the protagonist (played by Josh Radnor) incredibly attractive.
Reposted by Tim Byrne
Probably (IMO) the biggest gap between 'quality of teaser poster' and 'quality of movie' in my cinema-going memory.
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Probably (IMO) the biggest gap between 'quality of teaser poster' and 'quality of movie' in my cinema-going memory.
Ms 16 just had her first OH MY GOD I FORGOT I WAS MEANT TO BE WORKING TONIGHT experience.
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Ms 16 just had her first OH MY GOD I FORGOT I WAS MEANT TO BE WORKING TONIGHT experience.
Movie theatres forever
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Movie theatres forever
Reposted by Tim Byrne
Once you hear me tell the one about Orpheus, you won't look back.
I'll tell the one about King Lycaon, it sets the table howling.
I’ve got one about Hephaestus but it’s kind of twisted
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Once you hear me tell the one about Orpheus, you won't look back.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No star wars, star trek, marvel, disney animated, or pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: No star wars, star trek, marvel, disney animated, or pixar.
Insane that Tom Cotton said those two mutually exclusive sentences in a row without being struck by lightning
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Insane that Tom Cotton said those two mutually exclusive sentences in a row without being struck by lightning