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Bowfishing is a gift from jesus to you. I’m your little chicago buddy.
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i cant believe its been almost 3 years since we lost our beautiful "Diamond"! Damn her big and precious HEART for giving out!
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
30th anniversary of pretending to like The Clash
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Big day for fixins, kid
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
People have already forgotten about Kirk and don’t give a care. still another 2.5 months to go
teaser for the turning point usa alt superbowl halftime just dropped 👀
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Collectively these are lyrics to a Father John Misty song
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
out here smiling like a 5 year old getting real paid too
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You don’t think I’ll eat leftover Costco rotisserie chicken noodle soup for breakfast? OK, push me, try me, see what happens.

~ Daniel Day-Lewis
(Phantom Thread)
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
imagine working for this nursing home resident and having to tell him how strong and energetic he is every day.
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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It rocks that the gestapo cannot handle a mom in pyjamas, their training did not prepare them for their true opponents
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It’s crazy you aren’t allowed to defend yourself against these monsters
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Sometimes I don’t realize I am on the discover tab until it hits me
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
There’s always like one tree out here that thinks it’s too good to lose its leaves like everybody else.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Me:
“Hey gang! 6-7 am I right”

Group of high schoolers: (mercilessly beating the shit out of me)
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I bet he workshopped this with his coworkers while driving around terrorizing immigrants in their $120K government owned Wagoneer
‘Racism is when you alert people to ICE’s presence’ - yard sign stealing guy. Honestly, we'd be embarrassed for him if he wasn't terrorizing our communities.

Hopefully, someone buys him a dictionary for Christmas!
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
New CEO: “elephant in the room, our former CEO was shot dead in the street, how can we appear more like late 90s Will Smith?“
United Health wants its ‘swagger back’.

How? By dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage

Why? America's largest insurer wants to improve its profit margins, medical costs are skyrocketing because the GOP cut Medicaid and ACA subsidies.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM