@taytay4eva.bsky.social
Writer of novels of the fantasy variety and short stories of the superhero and smutty varieties.
(bad) Artist.
Delivery Person.
they/them
(bad) Artist.
Delivery Person.
they/them
Sammi Elf and her boy(friend) Tommy have just had butt sex in a cabin in the woods (his penis in her butt). I know Tommy needs to clean his dick before they do any other kind of sex.
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sammi Elf and her boy(friend) Tommy have just had butt sex in a cabin in the woods (his penis in her butt). I know Tommy needs to clean his dick before they do any other kind of sex.
For any romance, these things are true:
- The story's midpoint is when the characters find out they're physically / emotionally compatible
- The story's finale is when they find out they're spiritually compatible
- The ending is "happily ever after" / "happy for now", never sad or depressing
- The story's midpoint is when the characters find out they're physically / emotionally compatible
- The story's finale is when they find out they're spiritually compatible
- The ending is "happily ever after" / "happy for now", never sad or depressing
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
For any romance, these things are true:
- The story's midpoint is when the characters find out they're physically / emotionally compatible
- The story's finale is when they find out they're spiritually compatible
- The ending is "happily ever after" / "happy for now", never sad or depressing
- The story's midpoint is when the characters find out they're physically / emotionally compatible
- The story's finale is when they find out they're spiritually compatible
- The ending is "happily ever after" / "happy for now", never sad or depressing
Either I'm not nearly as good a writer as I think I am or someone or someones is/are purposely downvoting my stories.
My overall average for all my stories combined is still 4.51 / 5, so that's neat, but I don't enjoy having my newest stories shot to hell.
My overall average for all my stories combined is still 4.51 / 5, so that's neat, but I don't enjoy having my newest stories shot to hell.
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Either I'm not nearly as good a writer as I think I am or someone or someones is/are purposely downvoting my stories.
My overall average for all my stories combined is still 4.51 / 5, so that's neat, but I don't enjoy having my newest stories shot to hell.
My overall average for all my stories combined is still 4.51 / 5, so that's neat, but I don't enjoy having my newest stories shot to hell.
"Remember to fill out the company's annual opinion survey but also remember that anything you complain about regarding upper management and/or the team you're on being understaffed and unappreciated is unreasonable"
Boy I sure do love my job.
Boy I sure do love my job.
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"Remember to fill out the company's annual opinion survey but also remember that anything you complain about regarding upper management and/or the team you're on being understaffed and unappreciated is unreasonable"
Boy I sure do love my job.
Boy I sure do love my job.
And "Sammi Elf Sweetens Her Sugarplum" is now live on @literotica.com !
Sammi Elf Sweetens Her Sugarplum - Erotic Couplings - Literotica.com
Sammi takes Tommy’s pole up north at the North Pole.
www.literotica.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
And "Sammi Elf Sweetens Her Sugarplum" is now live on @literotica.com !
Oh my...
Later, in the morning light of after party.
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Oh my...
Finally getting on the right combo of meds and getting therapy and getting a dog have really helped me come to terms with the probability that I'll never be a major published author, be in a relationship, get married, or have kids.
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Finally getting on the right combo of meds and getting therapy and getting a dog have really helped me come to terms with the probability that I'll never be a major published author, be in a relationship, get married, or have kids.
Fuck me sideways. Either *I* need to be the one who processes my tickets or I *don't* need to be the to process them, but this nebulous bullshit needs to end.
I need to know that a system is in place, and I can't establish a system if everything always changes.
I need to know that a system is in place, and I can't establish a system if everything always changes.
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Fuck me sideways. Either *I* need to be the one who processes my tickets or I *don't* need to be the to process them, but this nebulous bullshit needs to end.
I need to know that a system is in place, and I can't establish a system if everything always changes.
I need to know that a system is in place, and I can't establish a system if everything always changes.
To everyone saying that Elphaba is a lesbian, I think that the musical makes it pretty clear that she's bi, or did you forget how much she liked Fiyero?
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
To everyone saying that Elphaba is a lesbian, I think that the musical makes it pretty clear that she's bi, or did you forget how much she liked Fiyero?
When you say that you're glad I'm coming to meetup events but I don't get invited to social activities outside the meetup group I can't help but feel rejected.
Like, are you glad I'm here, or just glad that there's a warm body present?
Like, are you glad I'm here, or just glad that there's a warm body present?
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
When you say that you're glad I'm coming to meetup events but I don't get invited to social activities outside the meetup group I can't help but feel rejected.
Like, are you glad I'm here, or just glad that there's a warm body present?
Like, are you glad I'm here, or just glad that there's a warm body present?
Just got my newest @literotica.com story posted! It's a Christmas romance!
Please ignore the editorial mistakes I missed 😖
Please ignore the editorial mistakes I missed 😖
A Mid-Winter Night's Dream - Romance - Literotica.com
Coworkers find love, family, and magic after reality changes.
www.literotica.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just got my newest @literotica.com story posted! It's a Christmas romance!
Please ignore the editorial mistakes I missed 😖
Please ignore the editorial mistakes I missed 😖
Acute dialysis unit:
Unit for acute dialysis
A cute dialysis unit:
A dialysis unit that is kawaii and adorable
And now you know the difference
Unit for acute dialysis
A cute dialysis unit:
A dialysis unit that is kawaii and adorable
And now you know the difference
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Acute dialysis unit:
Unit for acute dialysis
A cute dialysis unit:
A dialysis unit that is kawaii and adorable
And now you know the difference
Unit for acute dialysis
A cute dialysis unit:
A dialysis unit that is kawaii and adorable
And now you know the difference
I know that HRT is working because my chest is starting to be what strains against my button-up shirts, not my gut.
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I know that HRT is working because my chest is starting to be what strains against my button-up shirts, not my gut.
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I would blame the Democrats.
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I would blame the Democrats.
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I would blame the Democrats.
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I would blame the Democrats.
Reposted
QRskT with something yuri (they're sisters <3)
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 AM
QRskT with something yuri (they're sisters <3)
My boss's boss, in a mass email to all 200+ people under him:
"Now I know that with the holiday season coming up, some of you will be offered gifts of over $150, but we're professionals, so you have to get manager approval before you can accept them."
"Now I know that with the holiday season coming up, some of you will be offered gifts of over $150, but we're professionals, so you have to get manager approval before you can accept them."
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My boss's boss, in a mass email to all 200+ people under him:
"Now I know that with the holiday season coming up, some of you will be offered gifts of over $150, but we're professionals, so you have to get manager approval before you can accept them."
"Now I know that with the holiday season coming up, some of you will be offered gifts of over $150, but we're professionals, so you have to get manager approval before you can accept them."
Just heard this GREAT theory:
If you believe that sexuality is a choice, you're just bi but in denial because you're 'choosing' to be 'straight'
If you believe that sexuality is a choice, you're just bi but in denial because you're 'choosing' to be 'straight'
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Just heard this GREAT theory:
If you believe that sexuality is a choice, you're just bi but in denial because you're 'choosing' to be 'straight'
If you believe that sexuality is a choice, you're just bi but in denial because you're 'choosing' to be 'straight'
The Good News: big, friendly dogs are GREAT conversational icebreakers for strangers!
The Bad News: Hopefully you're ok with that conversation only being about dogs
The Bad News: Hopefully you're ok with that conversation only being about dogs
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Good News: big, friendly dogs are GREAT conversational icebreakers for strangers!
The Bad News: Hopefully you're ok with that conversation only being about dogs
The Bad News: Hopefully you're ok with that conversation only being about dogs
Making progress on my newest novel, "No More Dead Magical Girls".
It's about Jess, a former magical girl who now works for a corporation, and how she gets pulled back into being a magical girl after she learns that the newest generation of magical girls are being killed.
It's about Jess, a former magical girl who now works for a corporation, and how she gets pulled back into being a magical girl after she learns that the newest generation of magical girls are being killed.
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Making progress on my newest novel, "No More Dead Magical Girls".
It's about Jess, a former magical girl who now works for a corporation, and how she gets pulled back into being a magical girl after she learns that the newest generation of magical girls are being killed.
It's about Jess, a former magical girl who now works for a corporation, and how she gets pulled back into being a magical girl after she learns that the newest generation of magical girls are being killed.
The Dresden Files are copaganda
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The Dresden Files are copaganda
Me, yesterday: I think I managed to adopt a dog who's just like me!
Me, today: Oh fuck he's just like me
Me, today: Oh fuck he's just like me
October 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Me, yesterday: I think I managed to adopt a dog who's just like me!
Me, today: Oh fuck he's just like me
Me, today: Oh fuck he's just like me
"Ok, I just need to clarify and tweek this *one* thing in my magical girl story — and now it's another story about police reform"
How does this keep happening to me?!
How does this keep happening to me?!
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Ok, I just need to clarify and tweek this *one* thing in my magical girl story — and now it's another story about police reform"
How does this keep happening to me?!
How does this keep happening to me?!
Finished my outline for "No More Dead Magical Girls"!
It's about an adult ex-magical girl who has to become one again to stop a conspiracy that's targeting teen magical girls.
If not for the fact that I have no art talent, it'd probably make a great manga or comic.
For now, it'll be a great book.
It's about an adult ex-magical girl who has to become one again to stop a conspiracy that's targeting teen magical girls.
If not for the fact that I have no art talent, it'd probably make a great manga or comic.
For now, it'll be a great book.
October 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Finished my outline for "No More Dead Magical Girls"!
It's about an adult ex-magical girl who has to become one again to stop a conspiracy that's targeting teen magical girls.
If not for the fact that I have no art talent, it'd probably make a great manga or comic.
For now, it'll be a great book.
It's about an adult ex-magical girl who has to become one again to stop a conspiracy that's targeting teen magical girls.
If not for the fact that I have no art talent, it'd probably make a great manga or comic.
For now, it'll be a great book.
Things started to get bad when we stopped treating Nazis like a joke, and started treating them like nightmares.
Yes, they're bad, but treating them like joke villains took their power away. It made us think of them like clowns we should mock.
Treating them seriously gave them the courage to act.
Yes, they're bad, but treating them like joke villains took their power away. It made us think of them like clowns we should mock.
Treating them seriously gave them the courage to act.
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Things started to get bad when we stopped treating Nazis like a joke, and started treating them like nightmares.
Yes, they're bad, but treating them like joke villains took their power away. It made us think of them like clowns we should mock.
Treating them seriously gave them the courage to act.
Yes, they're bad, but treating them like joke villains took their power away. It made us think of them like clowns we should mock.
Treating them seriously gave them the courage to act.
I have ... opinions ... about the No Kings protests.
I have ... opinions ... about its name being changed in countries with monarchies (if you're an Actual Monarch and you didn't think we meant You Personally, we probably didn't).
But, given the feedback I've gotten today, I'll try to be clearer.
I have ... opinions ... about its name being changed in countries with monarchies (if you're an Actual Monarch and you didn't think we meant You Personally, we probably didn't).
But, given the feedback I've gotten today, I'll try to be clearer.
October 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I have ... opinions ... about the No Kings protests.
I have ... opinions ... about its name being changed in countries with monarchies (if you're an Actual Monarch and you didn't think we meant You Personally, we probably didn't).
But, given the feedback I've gotten today, I'll try to be clearer.
I have ... opinions ... about its name being changed in countries with monarchies (if you're an Actual Monarch and you didn't think we meant You Personally, we probably didn't).
But, given the feedback I've gotten today, I'll try to be clearer.