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KITH secret weapon. Webmistress of http://kidsinthehall.ca. Comedy adjacent. First Tavie on the Internet. BLM. she/her
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Folks, we are so close to reaching our goal here, please keep spreading the word! We are so grateful for all your support!
Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr
Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 2… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason
www.gofundme.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Folks, we are so close to reaching our goal here, please keep spreading the word! We are so grateful for all your support!
I’m going to go help my aunt’s boyfriend (let’s just call him my uncle, it’s been 15 years) set up his internet and electronics in his new apartment, and his new shower chair and his shower curtain. BUT FIRST I AM GOING TO WATCH AN EPISODE OF THE FACTS OF LIFE.
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’m going to go help my aunt’s boyfriend (let’s just call him my uncle, it’s been 15 years) set up his internet and electronics in his new apartment, and his new shower chair and his shower curtain. BUT FIRST I AM GOING TO WATCH AN EPISODE OF THE FACTS OF LIFE.
The kings and queens of Christmas.
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The kings and queens of Christmas.
I’ve known this gal for 30 years next year and it finally occurred to me to get a selfie with her. Thank you thank you @aimeemann.bsky.social & @tedleo.bsky.social for ringing in my Christmas season right.
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’ve known this gal for 30 years next year and it finally occurred to me to get a selfie with her. Thank you thank you @aimeemann.bsky.social & @tedleo.bsky.social for ringing in my Christmas season right.
The Beast In My Living Room
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The Beast In My Living Room
My mom holding a turkey in 2008 & 2009
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My mom holding a turkey in 2008 & 2009
I was forced to listen to “Alice’s Restaurant” twice today, my family must be stopped
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I was forced to listen to “Alice’s Restaurant” twice today, my family must be stopped
Show me your relish trays!
Here’s mine
Here’s mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Show me your relish trays!
Here’s mine
Here’s mine
I et too much
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I et too much
My family tradition is to call each other when Santa appears at the end of the Macys parade and wish each other Merry Christmas and also judge the Santa & Mrs Claus. This year I stayed over at Tante Joan’s house the night before and got to do this in person. Plus: overflow stuffing for breakfast!
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My family tradition is to call each other when Santa appears at the end of the Macys parade and wish each other Merry Christmas and also judge the Santa & Mrs Claus. This year I stayed over at Tante Joan’s house the night before and got to do this in person. Plus: overflow stuffing for breakfast!
We’re all getting old.
The youngest person in my family is 35 (and I am married to him.)
I am grateful for every Thanksgiving I still get to spend with what’s left of my family.
Those lunatics.
The youngest person in my family is 35 (and I am married to him.)
I am grateful for every Thanksgiving I still get to spend with what’s left of my family.
Those lunatics.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
We’re all getting old.
The youngest person in my family is 35 (and I am married to him.)
I am grateful for every Thanksgiving I still get to spend with what’s left of my family.
Those lunatics.
The youngest person in my family is 35 (and I am married to him.)
I am grateful for every Thanksgiving I still get to spend with what’s left of my family.
Those lunatics.
I made Murgatroyd a friend for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I made Murgatroyd a friend for Thanksgiving
My friend Olive of @latecambrian.bsky.social was seriously injured in a hit and run in Brooklyn and could use any donations or link share you can muster! Thank you in advance
www.gofundme.com/f/q8dcy-supp...
www.gofundme.com/f/q8dcy-supp...
Donate to Healing After Hit & Run — Support for Olive’s Recovery, organized by john wlaysewski
Healing After Bushwick Hit & Run — Support for Olive’s Recovery… john wlaysewski needs your support for Healing After Hit & Run — Support for Olive’s Recovery
www.gofundme.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My friend Olive of @latecambrian.bsky.social was seriously injured in a hit and run in Brooklyn and could use any donations or link share you can muster! Thank you in advance
www.gofundme.com/f/q8dcy-supp...
www.gofundme.com/f/q8dcy-supp...
I wanna see everyone’s relish trays tomorrow please. My sister is in charge and bringing the classic “Wrinkle in Time” celery-radish-olives combo.
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I wanna see everyone’s relish trays tomorrow please. My sister is in charge and bringing the classic “Wrinkle in Time” celery-radish-olives combo.
Same neighborhood inflatable turkey. Same.
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Same neighborhood inflatable turkey. Same.
I learned so much about Kyuss, a band I didn’t know existed until this very episode!!!
Episode 412 is up! Andy talks about De La Soul's new album, Cabin in the Sky, Nouvelle Vague (2025), comedies of the 2020s, PrestonPlayz, & Marita Plieva. Also, Brian Eno talks about creativity. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moine (@therachel.bsky.social)
introduces you to the band Kyuss.
introduces you to the band Kyuss.
Episode 412
Podcast Episode · PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY · 11/24/2025 · 46m
podcasts.apple.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I learned so much about Kyuss, a band I didn’t know existed until this very episode!!!
The hot chocolate at Eataly is the best hot chocolate I’ve ever had, sorry Jacques Torres.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The hot chocolate at Eataly is the best hot chocolate I’ve ever had, sorry Jacques Torres.
Today was a very hard and very stressful day but it was ALSO the day we got enough points at Foodtown to trade in for the $100 gift card. So that was nice.
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Today was a very hard and very stressful day but it was ALSO the day we got enough points at Foodtown to trade in for the $100 gift card. So that was nice.
Stupid Facebook keeps trying to get me to click their stupid Meta AI thing (which I will never do) and their latest thing is this picture of me they turned into a stupid cartoon with two sets of eyebrows for some reason
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Stupid Facebook keeps trying to get me to click their stupid Meta AI thing (which I will never do) and their latest thing is this picture of me they turned into a stupid cartoon with two sets of eyebrows for some reason
FML. They’re back. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I have to fucking move. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
FML. They’re back. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I have to fucking move. Fuck fuck fuck fuck.
As the people with the Foodtown rewards points, we have acquired this year’s turkey! 💪
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
As the people with the Foodtown rewards points, we have acquired this year’s turkey! 💪
My BFF of 40 years is sending photos from our elementary school PTA cookbook to our group text and look at this absolute hate crime
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My BFF of 40 years is sending photos from our elementary school PTA cookbook to our group text and look at this absolute hate crime
Tonight I saw NYT linguist Prof. John McWhorter produce and perform a cabaret concert version of the 1943 Fats Waller musical “Early to Bed”. It was very weird and fun.
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Tonight I saw NYT linguist Prof. John McWhorter produce and perform a cabaret concert version of the 1943 Fats Waller musical “Early to Bed”. It was very weird and fun.