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Steve "Fascists are Horrible People" Tassie 🇨🇦
@tassie.bsky.social
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Board game lover, board game explainer, founder of the Board Game People www.thebgp.ca He/him. Cis-het-white, but extremely Left. Punch Nazis, UBI, BLM, ACAB, Trans rights are human rights, abortion is healthcare, tax billionaires out of existence.
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At last night's Toronto Apocalyptic Drivers' Association match my team, the Red Menace, was triumphant. RedRam suffered catastrophic existence ramming Jolly, but the Red Demon was able to avenge his teammate and win the match. Jolly lies vanquished, bleeding transmission fluid onto the thirsty sand
In focus in the foreground a red performance car with a .50 calibre machine gun mounted on the roof sits triumphant on the sandy arena floor. Out of focus in the background sits the flipped corpse of an orange muscle car. Assorted pieces of wreckage are strewn around the battleground.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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The view outside my living room this morning.
A yew hedge, forsythia bush, service berry tree, Japanese cypress, and a spruce tree all covered with a light dusting of wet snow.
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Happy Hallowe’en to all my Halloweenies out there in Bluesky land!
Two pumpkins on a table covered by a purple tablecloth. The pumpkin on the right is uncarved. The pumpkin on the left has a scary face carved into it, and a candle burning inside. In the background you can just make out black tree branches, black gauze netting and bits of a Hallowe’en diorama.
October 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Look at this glorious bastard! Passed by it on a walk in the neighbourhood and had to snap a shot.
A maple tree with its flaming red leaves contrasting against a clear blue sky
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I hate PP, too, but you didn’t make this.
Batman saying “this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.” He is snapping a gun in half. The gun is labeled “AI slop”
October 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I mad this for a post-apocalyptic war game called Gaslands
A modified Hot Wheels van with weapons mounted on it and a sign on the side that says “the Mystery Machine” with the t in mystery scratched out.
October 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Batman snapping a gun in half. The gun is labelled “AI slop”. Batman is saying “this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.”
October 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Screen cap of a complaint page with the option "I"m in this photo and I don't like it" selected.
October 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I’ve really been enjoying building stuff for Gaslands. I made/modded everything on this table. You can’t make it out in the photo, but the ramp with the red writing on it says “domestic flights” with an arrow pointing to the edge.
A race course set up for Gaslands. Toy vehicles kit-bashed with a variety of different weapons and other bits, with an assortment of homemade terrain pieces like numbered gates, concrete barricades, ramps and bunkers.
October 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Carmageddon has a special message for anyone dumb enough to drive in front of it!
The monster truck crashing over a barricade of wrecked cars. The prow of its ram plow has “GET SOME” painted backwards on it.
September 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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The Battle of the TRUCKMACHINES. Only one can be crowned the one and only TRUCKMACHINE, king of the asphalt!
A game of Gaslands mid game. Various terrain pieces and vehicles fill the battle field. A green pick-up truck with a ram plate on the front seems to have crashed into the first gate, while a monster truck with a massive ram plow and spiky fins on the roof is bearing down on it. Across the gate a van with a satellite dish on the roof looks on.
September 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Batman snapping a gun in half saying “this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.” The gun has been labeled “AI slop”
August 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Now I have to come up with names for these monsters. I think the van will be the Mysery Machine...
July 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I went and played cars again. This time we painted them.
4 toy cars modded to look like they belong in a Mad Max movie. A green van with a satellite dish on top, monster tires, and a severed arm in the front wheel well. A red souped-up VW Beetle with a .50 cal belt fed gun on top, and machine guns mounted over the front wheels. A gold off-reader with a flamethrower on the roof, and blood splattered across the grill. A yellow hot rod with big, spiky hood ornaments, a machine gun on the roof, and a battle standard in the back that reads “vroom” in red.
July 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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These are the four I worked on tonight.
4 modified hot wheels cars with weaponry and assorted bits from Warhammer and other game model sets glued onto them.
July 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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This evening I stuffed a bunch of hot wheels in my pocket and went to a friend’s to play cars. Yes, I’m 52. Why?
Toy car based on a VW Beetle with a goblin head hood ornament, and a variety of machine guns mounted to it
July 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Pretty sure it's somewhere on this list...
Screencap of fake American baseball player names from a Japanese video game. Names shown are Sleve McDichael, Onson Sweemey, Darryl Archideld, Rey McSriff, Glenallen Mixon, MarioMcRlwain, Raul Chamgerlain, Kevin Nogilny, Tony Smehrik, Bobson Dugnutt, Willie Dustice, Jeromy Gride, Scott Dourque, Shown Furcotte, Dean Wesrey, Mike Truk, Dwight Rortugal, Tim Sandaele, Karl dandleton, Mike Sernandez, and Todd Bonzalez
July 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Went for a walk a while back and saw this tiny dinosaur in a creek in the park.
A snapping turtle poking its head out of a stream.
June 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Happy birthday, Jason Voorhees! If you’re a good boy, mama will take you swimming after her shift in the kitchen is done.
A yellow “welcome to Camp Crystal Lake” sign hanging on a wood-panelled rec-room wall.
June 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Hey iPad users, I've been having a problem with my iPad for a while now. When I go into settings to turn on Bluetooth, the toggle switch isn't there, just the spinning anus of doom. I've forced reboot, and I've powered it down. Neither has worked. What do I do?
Screencap of bluetooth settings with no on/off switch, just the loading spiral.
June 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Bat man snapping a gun in half. It is labeled "AI Slop". Batman is saying "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
June 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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We now interrupt your doom scrolling for breaking news:
DOG IN A SIDECAR! DOG IN A SIDECAR! DOG IN A SIDECAR!

(The only acceptable use of a motorcycle in a civilized society.)
P.S. You can’t tell from the photo, but he’s wearing goggles!
A person in a blue jacket & hi-vis vest riding a motorcycle with a sidecar. In the sidecar is a big, brown and white, curly-haired dog.
June 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Saw this beauty swimming in a pond on our walk through the park today. Close to 3 feet long from snout to tail. Some sort of grass or algae has taken root on its shell.
Head of a common snapping turtle poking out of the water of a marshy pond common snapping turtle breaching the water at the shore of a pond
May 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Her Royal Loudness, Chonky.
Close up of a calico cat with a white bib, mostly orange face, and a black slash across her face. She has big green eyes, and a widdle pink nose.
May 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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If you're a fan of Puma shoes, maybe rethink that.
Screen cap of a Puma shoes ad featuring the Harry Potter logo and displaying Puma sneakers in the red & yellow Gryffindor colour scheme.
May 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM