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Jade Austin Seagull
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They/them/ia
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Library workers unite ✊📚
I was thinking about Seagulls again and went to post this before I remembered I posted yesterday. But it's true every day!
Seagulls are perfect actually
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Seagulls are perfect actually
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Whoever made this zine DM me for a free drink #nelsonnz
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I need the kind of validation that can only be gained by aggressively being called a faggot by a bigot OR a queer punk
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Driving to work this morning and only just realising that telling my team leader and manager about the one margarita song at lunch yesterday was probably very inappropriate
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Is there a secret hack to get your gen x parents to go to therapy?? Tell meee
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
When are the cismen gonna get offended and fight back to the false stigma of trans femmes being predators because the haters think they're men??
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Reposted by Jade Austin Seagull
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Onto the next queer mushroom horror book with a character called Madeline, with T. Kingfisher's What Moves The Dead 🏳️‍⚧️🍄
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Plz hit me up if you've read Moonflow by Bitter Karella so we can gush about Skillet and the Hell Slut together #moonflow
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I Jane Eyre'd on my Jane Eyre so I can Jane Eyre while I Jane Eyre
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Oh and world peace
All I want for Christmas is for those goddamn files to be released
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
All I want for Christmas is for those goddamn files to be released
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Launching a new dgender spectrum, so far we got dudes, dykes, dorks, and degenerates
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Cishet men are obsessed and loud about their gender more than all the other genders combined, like chill tf out bro
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
In a post-pandemic world unshielded coughing in public should be illegal
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I will never understand people who don't like Star Trek.. But that's OK, infinite diversity and whatnot
youtu.be/xFnQa2ss2-4?... #stvoy
Star Trek Voyager "Tinker Tenor Doctor Spy" first scene - Doctor Sings - 4K AI
YouTube video by Billy Reichard
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October 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jacinda Ardern feeling safer in the USA than Aotearoa is really fuckin sad
October 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Vote Tarāpuka for #birdoftheyear2025 you cowards
September 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hey tidy people, where do you put your worn clothes that aren't dirty enough for the wash??
September 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Pretty bleak show at the PSA Nelson local govt debate when a bulk of the big players don't even know what pay equity is
September 11, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I feel sorry for anyone and everyone who hasn't seen the SG1 episode Urgo
September 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I saw two male ducks fighting over a female duck in the river and there were 2 tarāpunga swooping in on them and screaming. Were they trying to break up the fight? Were they protecting the female? Were they cheering on their favourite and betting on who would win? I won't sleep til I have answers
August 13, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I love him so much
Alan Cumming on bathroom bills:

"Why on earth would a rapist go through the bother of pretending to be trans in a country that treats rapists better than trans people."
July 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM