Tara Persaud
@tarapersaud.bsky.social
Law, classical music, theatre, musicals, books, violin, politics, history/historiography.
English, German and French in that order.
Also #TheArchers.
Views: my own.
RTs: interest not endorsement
English, German and French in that order.
Also #TheArchers.
Views: my own.
RTs: interest not endorsement
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Tara Persaud
@tarapersaud.bsky.social
· Dec 1
The missing bunting is the tweetalongers’ Roman Empire. #TheArchers
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Helen: “I’ve loved seeing your Northies.”
Hamish: “Och, sorry aboot that – my kilt got caught in my belt!” #TheArchers #HamishAndDougal
Hamish: “Och, sorry aboot that – my kilt got caught in my belt!” #TheArchers #HamishAndDougal
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Helen: “I’ve loved seeing your Northies.”
Hamish: “Och, sorry aboot that – my kilt got caught in my belt!” #TheArchers #HamishAndDougal
Hamish: “Och, sorry aboot that – my kilt got caught in my belt!” #TheArchers #HamishAndDougal
Jakob: “We’re both here for you but if you just want Alice that’s fine.”
Jakob leaving the labour ward be like
#TheArchers
Jakob leaving the labour ward be like
#TheArchers
a man is dancing on a stage with a guitar .
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November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Jakob: “We’re both here for you but if you just want Alice that’s fine.”
Jakob leaving the labour ward be like
#TheArchers
Jakob leaving the labour ward be like
#TheArchers
Reposted by Tara Persaud
Hamish: “Can I take you up the Glen?”
Helen: “You’ll have to buy me a whisky first. Hang on – you’re not going to shoot yourself in the head, coercively control me, or emigrate to California are you?”
Hamish: “No, why do you ask?” #TheArchers #HamishAndDougal
Helen: “You’ll have to buy me a whisky first. Hang on – you’re not going to shoot yourself in the head, coercively control me, or emigrate to California are you?”
Hamish: “No, why do you ask?” #TheArchers #HamishAndDougal
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Hamish: “Can I take you up the Glen?”
Helen: “You’ll have to buy me a whisky first. Hang on – you’re not going to shoot yourself in the head, coercively control me, or emigrate to California are you?”
Hamish: “No, why do you ask?” #TheArchers #HamishAndDougal
Helen: “You’ll have to buy me a whisky first. Hang on – you’re not going to shoot yourself in the head, coercively control me, or emigrate to California are you?”
Hamish: “No, why do you ask?” #TheArchers #HamishAndDougal
a woman is smiling with her hand on her mouth
ALT: a woman is smiling with her hand on her mouth
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November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Tony: “Ruairi had us in stitches last night talking about his odd assortment of London friends.”
Including the “friend” who used to be a gigolo?
#TheArchers
Including the “friend” who used to be a gigolo?
#TheArchers
a man with a beard wearing a blue shirt says friend
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a blue shirt says friend
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November 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Tony: “Ruairi had us in stitches last night talking about his odd assortment of London friends.”
Including the “friend” who used to be a gigolo?
#TheArchers
Including the “friend” who used to be a gigolo?
#TheArchers
Jakob: “Should we call someone?”
Phoebe: “The midwife you mean?”
Shameless plug for another BBC show.
#TheArchers
Phoebe: “The midwife you mean?”
Shameless plug for another BBC show.
#TheArchers
a man is holding a pizza hut box and says contract or no i will not bow to any sponsor
ALT: a man is holding a pizza hut box and says contract or no i will not bow to any sponsor
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November 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Jakob: “Should we call someone?”
Phoebe: “The midwife you mean?”
Shameless plug for another BBC show.
#TheArchers
Phoebe: “The midwife you mean?”
Shameless plug for another BBC show.
#TheArchers
Ruth: “I’m not nosy.”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
pinocchio is a cartoon character from disney making a funny face .
ALT: pinocchio is a cartoon character from disney making a funny face .
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November 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Ruth: “I’m not nosy.”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Pip: “You ok Leonard?”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
a woman is talking to a man and asking him to bore someone else with their questions .
ALT: a woman is talking to a man and asking him to bore someone else with their questions .
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November 16, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Pip: “You ok Leonard?”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
George: “What choice do I have? Beggars can’t be choosers.”
Errant little shits can’t be choosers, more like.
#TheArchers
Errant little shits can’t be choosers, more like.
#TheArchers
a woman wearing sunglasses says " you 're a disgusting person " in yellow letters
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses says " you 're a disgusting person " in yellow letters
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November 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
George: “What choice do I have? Beggars can’t be choosers.”
Errant little shits can’t be choosers, more like.
#TheArchers
Errant little shits can’t be choosers, more like.
#TheArchers
Brian: “The only way we’re going to do that is though ruthlessly efficiency.”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
a group of men in red robes standing next to each other with the caption " our three weapons are fear and surprise "
ALT: a group of men in red robes standing next to each other with the caption " our three weapons are fear and surprise "
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September 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Brian: “The only way we’re going to do that is though ruthlessly efficiency.”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Alan: “I think I can see Nathan Boone looking disgruntled about his limp cucumber.”
The SWs are mining a rich seam for innuendo.
#TheArchers
The SWs are mining a rich seam for innuendo.
#TheArchers
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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September 28, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Alan: “I think I can see Nathan Boone looking disgruntled about his limp cucumber.”
The SWs are mining a rich seam for innuendo.
#TheArchers
The SWs are mining a rich seam for innuendo.
#TheArchers
Asra: “Turns out he was suffering from toxic squash syndrome.”
This might be the most Archers-sounding thing I’ve ever heard. #TheArchers
This might be the most Archers-sounding thing I’ve ever heard. #TheArchers
a woman holding a large zucchini with the words it 's gourd season
ALT: a woman holding a large zucchini with the words it 's gourd season
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September 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Asra: “Turns out he was suffering from toxic squash syndrome.”
This might be the most Archers-sounding thing I’ve ever heard. #TheArchers
This might be the most Archers-sounding thing I’ve ever heard. #TheArchers
Alan: “I’m a sucker for Ginger.”
Ok, two questions - who is Ginger and will she have a speaking part.
#TheArchers
Ok, two questions - who is Ginger and will she have a speaking part.
#TheArchers
a man and a woman are dancing on a stage in a black and white photo .
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing on a stage in a black and white photo .
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September 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Alan: “I’m a sucker for Ginger.”
Ok, two questions - who is Ginger and will she have a speaking part.
#TheArchers
Ok, two questions - who is Ginger and will she have a speaking part.
#TheArchers
Lynda: “When do I ever berate you?”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
a woman in a pink dress is sitting in a chair with a sign that says be
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is sitting in a chair with a sign that says be
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August 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Lynda: “When do I ever berate you?”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Tracy: “Do you fancy dessert? I’ve got a lovely pud from Underwoods Local.”
Underwoods Local?? Is she made of money??
#TheArchers
Underwoods Local?? Is she made of money??
#TheArchers
a woman says it 's very expensive with a candle holder in the background
ALT: a woman says it 's very expensive with a candle holder in the background
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August 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Tracy: “Do you fancy dessert? I’ve got a lovely pud from Underwoods Local.”
Underwoods Local?? Is she made of money??
#TheArchers
Underwoods Local?? Is she made of money??
#TheArchers
Fallon: “Garden’s gone a bit wild since Harrison’s been away - went to town on the hedge.”
You needed have bothered, Fallon - rewilding is back in fashion 👍
#TheArchers
You needed have bothered, Fallon - rewilding is back in fashion 👍
#TheArchers
a close up of a tree with lots of leaves on it
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August 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Fallon: “Garden’s gone a bit wild since Harrison’s been away - went to town on the hedge.”
You needed have bothered, Fallon - rewilding is back in fashion 👍
#TheArchers
You needed have bothered, Fallon - rewilding is back in fashion 👍
#TheArchers
Tracy: “I could have done with a lazy morning, not sweating it on me own doing cricket tease.”
Cricket tease is the phrase ascribed to all activities engaged in during the period immediately preceding said cricket.
#TheArchers
Cricket tease is the phrase ascribed to all activities engaged in during the period immediately preceding said cricket.
#TheArchers
a woman is taking a bath in a giant champagne glass
ALT: a woman is taking a bath in a giant champagne glass
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August 24, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Tracy: “I could have done with a lazy morning, not sweating it on me own doing cricket tease.”
Cricket tease is the phrase ascribed to all activities engaged in during the period immediately preceding said cricket.
#TheArchers
Cricket tease is the phrase ascribed to all activities engaged in during the period immediately preceding said cricket.
#TheArchers
Jacob: “Which reminds me, there’s a a donkey with thrush waiting for me.”
TMI #TheArchers
TMI #TheArchers
a man in a suit and tie drinking from a glass
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August 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Jacob: “Which reminds me, there’s a a donkey with thrush waiting for me.”
TMI #TheArchers
TMI #TheArchers
Brian; “Loyalty, cooperation, communication - means nothing to Justin!”
Err, pot/kettle much? Siobhan - need I say more? #TheArchers
Err, pot/kettle much? Siobhan - need I say more? #TheArchers
a woman is standing in a living room with the words " curl mirror look at it "
ALT: a woman is standing in a living room with the words " curl mirror look at it "
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August 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Brian; “Loyalty, cooperation, communication - means nothing to Justin!”
Err, pot/kettle much? Siobhan - need I say more? #TheArchers
Err, pot/kettle much? Siobhan - need I say more? #TheArchers
Brian: “It’s all about the moisture content.”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
a man wearing a black t-shirt that says oh my
ALT: a man wearing a black t-shirt that says oh my
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August 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Brian: “It’s all about the moisture content.”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
George: “I can’t give it to her, can i? You get the ring and give it to Amber.”
George is VILE.
#TheArchers
George is VILE.
#TheArchers
a man with a beard is sitting in front of a clock and says " you 're just the worst "
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in front of a clock and says " you 're just the worst "
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July 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
George: “I can’t give it to her, can i? You get the ring and give it to Amber.”
George is VILE.
#TheArchers
George is VILE.
#TheArchers
Akram: “She’ll understand, won’t she?”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying sucker
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying sucker
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July 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Akram: “She’ll understand, won’t she?”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
Martin: “There is absolutely nothing going on between me and Annabelle Scrivener!”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
a man in a suit and tie is talking about the meaning of the word ' is ' is .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about the meaning of the word ' is ' is .
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July 20, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Martin: “There is absolutely nothing going on between me and Annabelle Scrivener!”
#TheArchers
#TheArchers