Tanis Miller 🍁
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Tanis Miller 🍁
@tanis.bsky.social
Former writer. Current internet hag. Rural Canadian, scared of cows. Looking to escape the Bad Place. Irreverently irrelevant.

She/her
I do not know what babies dream about but this kid seems to be having a good have time. I'm just going to pretend he's thinking about hanging out with me, his Omi.
June 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Remember when American presidents were presidential?

Seems like a good moment in history to review…
June 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It’s a forest management day today and my husband left me alone in the woods and a grouse is trying to pick a fight with me while a squirrel is screaming at me and it isn’t a terrible way to spend the day.
June 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My kid had a kid and now I'm an Omi and I suddenly understand why my grandmother kept bowls of candy everywhere in the house and my grandfather planted copius amounts of rhubard (my favourite) and snapdragons (also my favourite.)

I love this tiny human more than words can amply express.
June 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
In an attempt to not feel overwhelmed by the current state of world politics, looming environmental crises, and imminent economic recession, I'm celebrating the announcement of the Vancouver PWHL team. I'm still team Victoire, but how great is it to have so many teams to choose to support!
April 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Is one supposed to tip the person who climbs into the sky to set up new internet? Getting rid of the Nazi net (Starlink), so today is a good day. Even if it means slower internet.
April 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
So much this...
April 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
A reminder to Albertans that our beloved (hahaha) Premier worships at the altar of Trump, despite him illegally tearing up a trade agreement & slapping tariffs on our entire nation; while also remaining silent on his treatment of Ukraine and Zelensky as he threatens to withdraw US aid to Ukraine.
March 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I have a Danish neck pillow, which I love, because I am a side/back sleeper due to my lower spinal injury. I love it so much and it solved all my neck issues. It took me a night to adjust but I've never looked back. However, my husband tried the same pillow and he haaaaaates it.
March 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Oh America. Your fascist coup is almost complete.
February 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Michael de Adder nails it again.

I’m so over any joke or article or discussion about the USA taking over Canada, Denmark, Greenland, Panama, Mexico and wherever else the future POTUS is blathering about, but this cartoon, says it all.

Neighbours. Not enemies.
January 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
American Conservatives campaign strategy: The world is a dumpster fire, everyone sucks, climate change is a hoax, vaccines is pharma mind control agents and eggs are expensive. The billionaires will make it better for YOU!

Canadian Conservatives campaign strategy: We won't eat bugs!

LOLZ.
November 16, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I may just start using social media to post pictures of my northern sky, or my dogs or whatever moose wanders in to my yard. At least while I process this week’s political trauma.

It’s that or start cracking jokes about these whiskers I keep growing and have started to name.
November 9, 2024 at 5:55 AM
I only watch horror and scary stuff during the month of October. (I am a BABY.) I attribute this to my parents letting me watch Poltergeist ALONE, on Superchannel, when I was 6/7 years old. I'm still haunted by that clown. If that didn't do it, watching The Exorcist as a teen sealed it for me.
October 17, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy (not a selfie)
July 25, 2023 at 8:14 PM
I was 13 and this impulse buy directed the course of my musical tastes permanently.
July 23, 2023 at 4:37 PM
It’s been a smoky mess here for four days. This morning I can’t tell if it’s smoke or fog or both. I just know that it’s not blue skies & soft sunshine on my forest leaves. I miss FRESH AIR. My yard is not nearly as spectacular in gloomy mornings as it is when the air is crisp & skies are bright.
July 16, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Look at my dorks! I mean dogs! There is no point to this post other than to spread dog love.
July 7, 2023 at 11:11 PM
Five months old and all ears and snout. The ears are for show. She doesn't actually use them other than to ignore me. Puppy training is going GREAT. *bangs head against wall*
July 2, 2023 at 11:27 PM