Tammy Golden
@tammygolden.bsky.social
Writer: MST3K, MAD Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots, Hanging With Doctor Z, The Novelizers, other nerdy stuff.
Almost lost in this Mos Eisley cantina scene is this sculpture of hands holding the world looking like someone in utter despair
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Almost lost in this Mos Eisley cantina scene is this sculpture of hands holding the world looking like someone in utter despair
OOPS SORRY Brad Pitt I'm super late responding to your question in Se7en, been SOOOOO busy with stuff
December 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
OOPS SORRY Brad Pitt I'm super late responding to your question in Se7en, been SOOOOO busy with stuff
White being the color of the year is a little too on the nose politically
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
White being the color of the year is a little too on the nose politically
Kash Patel at the podium this morning
December 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Kash Patel at the podium this morning
Went to an In-N-Out drive-thru where the pickup window was on the passenger side, giving my dog the thrill of her life
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Went to an In-N-Out drive-thru where the pickup window was on the passenger side, giving my dog the thrill of her life
Blue and black or white and gold
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Blue and black or white and gold
BRAZIL is a Christmas movie
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
BRAZIL is a Christmas movie
Happy T-giving to those who celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy T-giving to those who celebrate
Got both a flu AND covid vaccine tonight, will this kick my ass and get me out of doing anything on Thanksgiving? Let's find out!
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Got both a flu AND covid vaccine tonight, will this kick my ass and get me out of doing anything on Thanksgiving? Let's find out!
2018 I think. I was tickled pink to meet the man. RIP, Udo.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
2018 I think. I was tickled pink to meet the man. RIP, Udo.
RIP Udo Kier. What a career!
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
RIP Udo Kier. What a career!
Sweethearts, don't clutch your pearls, you KNEW he was into raw sewage.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Sweethearts, don't clutch your pearls, you KNEW he was into raw sewage.
Running Man with @edgarwright.bsky.social at the Vista Theater. AND THEN, walking home, I met the Garbage King!
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Running Man with @edgarwright.bsky.social at the Vista Theater. AND THEN, walking home, I met the Garbage King!
it's got a real CHRISTMAS STORY "I can't put my arms down" vibe.
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
it's got a real CHRISTMAS STORY "I can't put my arms down" vibe.
Huh. This is from today. New #AccidentalPicard -- presidential dickie/unquiet piggy edition
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Huh. This is from today. New #AccidentalPicard -- presidential dickie/unquiet piggy edition
Look, I can't fully explain it but this billboard lawyer somehow looks like a combination of every DS9 character and I will not be moved on this
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Look, I can't fully explain it but this billboard lawyer somehow looks like a combination of every DS9 character and I will not be moved on this
Uh. This just in.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Uh. This just in.
New #AccidentalPicard, @taskmaster.tv Transporter edition
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
New #AccidentalPicard, @taskmaster.tv Transporter edition
Jennifer Lawrence movie posters for neck fetishists
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Jennifer Lawrence movie posters for neck fetishists
That's great but I demand to know what happened to the other 2,999 Andres
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
That's great but I demand to know what happened to the other 2,999 Andres
A great doctor for anyone who's tired of being a centaur.
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A great doctor for anyone who's tired of being a centaur.
Natalia Dyer is one of Timothee Chalamet's most convincing roles
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Natalia Dyer is one of Timothee Chalamet's most convincing roles
Haven't done these posts for a while but Tuesday's election results put a little pep in my step. So:
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Haven't done these posts for a while but Tuesday's election results put a little pep in my step. So:
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!
That's just silly, it's gonna get covered up when they spraypaint the entire place gold and rename it the Gold House. Work smarter, not harder, guys!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
That's just silly, it's gonna get covered up when they spraypaint the entire place gold and rename it the Gold House. Work smarter, not harder, guys!!