The Raccoon

Pros
-partners in crime
-built in mask
-nimble hands
-toppler of trashcans
-anti authority

Cons
-will betray you
-only thing more trash than its diet are those ears

Conclusion: The Raccoon is a competent ally but the lack of pack instincts makes them untrustworthy 6/10

The Dingo

Pros
-cute
-basically an upside down coyote
-dexterous
-can climb
Cons
-ears need some work
-upside down

Conclusion: The Dingo, while exceptionally talented in its home environment, suffers from skill issues when relocated due to being upside down 9/10 at home 6/10 abroad

The Fennec Fox

Pros
-Ear game on point
-Loud
-Similar coloration
-Team desert
Cons
-Vulnerable to moderate wind
-Lacks combat applications
-Might be mistaken for your child

Conclusion: The Fennec while not unpleasant to look at serves no practical use other than as a football 5/10

The Spotted Hyena

Pros
-bite strength
-loud
-nice beans
-lion antagonizer
-can scavenge or hunt
-girl boss
Cons
-stimky
-trianglen't
-tail could be bigger
-technically on team cat

Conclusion: The Hyena possesses some admirable coyote-like traits but falls short in the end 6/10

Gonna forcefeed these to all you tf furries to kickoff my villain arc

Coyotes when you remove other larger predators from an ecosystem.