As opposed to the rest of the year? 🤪 And then when all the closes are full of rats that feasted on everyone’s Christmas scraps, it will be “too dangerous” to collect them. Funny because the full amount of council tax will come out of everyone’s accounts in the meantime.

The world if Boy Scouts had never discontinued the Invention badge 🫤

Getting a Royal Mail marketing email that I cannot opt out of because I already opted out? They’ve digitalised “ignoring the sign and still littering people’s hallways with ads”!
It’s not information, I already used the service (locker didn’t work and they were impossible to reach yay).

Every time xenophobic nationalists go on about the Great British Culture™️, I picture sunburnt people and this:

Alors LÀ 😳 c’est du troll de haut niveau, merci

It’s like they’re jealous of what US Americans are going through or something

Today’s bandle made me see Philomena Cunk very vividly with just the beat of the song 😖

Exciting Friday night in my late twenties like:

Letting agencies are organising landlord lottery for £500 a go 🙃 “You pay and then we’ll speak”