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Did you know? AWS S3 stores more data than every library on Earth combined. We're talking exabytes of cat videos, forgotten backups, and buckets named "test-delete-later" from 2018.
💡 Pro Tip: Use lifecycle policies or you're paying to store digital junk forever.
Did you know? AWS S3 stores more data than every library on Earth combined. We're talking exabytes of cat videos, forgotten backups, and buckets named "test-delete-later" from 2018.
💡 Pro Tip: Use lifecycle policies or you're paying to store digital junk forever.
Reserved Instances lock in discounts for predictable workloads. Savings Plans give flexibility across compute families. Use RIs for databases, Savings Plans for variable loads. Stack both for maximum AWS/Azure savings 🤓 #FinOps #CostOptimization
Reserved Instances lock in discounts for predictable workloads. Savings Plans give flexibility across compute families. Use RIs for databases, Savings Plans for variable loads. Stack both for maximum AWS/Azure savings 🤓 #FinOps #CostOptimization
Copying the same VPC config for the 10th time? Stop. Build reusable Terraform modules instead.
Write once → deploy everywhere → maintain in one place.
💡 Pro Tip: Version your modules with semantic versioning (v1.0.0, v1.1.0) to track changes safely.
#Terraform
Copying the same VPC config for the 10th time? Stop. Build reusable Terraform modules instead.
Write once → deploy everywhere → maintain in one place.
💡 Pro Tip: Version your modules with semantic versioning (v1.0.0, v1.1.0) to track changes safely.
#Terraform
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#GenAIHacks #AIPrompts
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#GenAIHacks #AIPrompts
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“Your CI/CD pipeline takes 25 minutes to lint YAML and run terraform plan.
By the time your PR is approved, the dev fixed it locally and deployed from their laptop.
That’s not automation — that’s bureaucracy-as-code.”
“Your CI/CD pipeline takes 25 minutes to lint YAML and run terraform plan.
By the time your PR is approved, the dev fixed it locally and deployed from their laptop.
That’s not automation — that’s bureaucracy-as-code.”
“Half your cloud bill is zombie infrastructure.
Dev spun up a VM in 2021, the engineer who owned it quit, and now it’s powering a forgotten staging environment.
Nobody shuts it down ‘just in case’ — so you’re paying for ghosts.”
“Half your cloud bill is zombie infrastructure.
Dev spun up a VM in 2021, the engineer who owned it quit, and now it’s powering a forgotten staging environment.
Nobody shuts it down ‘just in case’ — so you’re paying for ghosts.”
Nobody loves it, but everyone defends it because their career depends on it.
Every pipeline that takes 400 lines of YAML to deploy 3 containers is ceremonial suffering, not automation.
Nobody loves it, but everyone defends it because their career depends on it.
Every pipeline that takes 400 lines of YAML to deploy 3 containers is ceremonial suffering, not automation.
You’re committing half-baked modules like it’s fanfiction.
Terraform isn’t GitHub projects — it’s production infra. Treating it otherwise is why your terraform.tfstate looks like a crime scene.
You’re committing half-baked modules like it’s fanfiction.
Terraform isn’t GitHub projects — it’s production infra. Treating it otherwise is why your terraform.tfstate looks like a crime scene.
Save up to 72% on VMs with Azure Spot Instances (think: standby tickets for cloud)!
Flexible workloads? Here’s your flight to savings—just pack some patience for bumps!
#FinOps #CloudSavings
Save up to 72% on VMs with Azure Spot Instances (think: standby tickets for cloud)!
Flexible workloads? Here’s your flight to savings—just pack some patience for bumps!
#FinOps #CloudSavings
1️⃣ Imagine a coffee chain in every city—your data is always close by!
2️⃣ You can order in any language (SQL, MongoDB…). Barista’s got you.
3️⃣ Pay for what you sip—no need to buy the whole pot.
4️⃣ Shop grows for the morning rush, shrinks afternoons.
1️⃣ Imagine a coffee chain in every city—your data is always close by!
2️⃣ You can order in any language (SQL, MongoDB…). Barista’s got you.
3️⃣ Pay for what you sip—no need to buy the whole pot.
4️⃣ Shop grows for the morning rush, shrinks afternoons.
What the heck is an “Azure Landing Zone”?
It’s not an airport for your data! 🛬 Think of it like prepping your new apartment before moving in: locks (security), water & electricity (networking), and your friendly neighbor community rules (governance).
What the heck is an “Azure Landing Zone”?
It’s not an airport for your data! 🛬 Think of it like prepping your new apartment before moving in: locks (security), water & electricity (networking), and your friendly neighbor community rules (governance).
1️⃣ Azure Well-Architected Cost Optimization docs
2️⃣ Oracle Cloud Cost Analysis hands-on lab
3️⃣ FinOps Foundation’s “Cloud Unit Economics” whitepaper
4️⃣ “The Phoenix Project” (novel for IT/DevOps, still gold)
What’s your favorite cloud cost resource?
#FrugalNerdy
1️⃣ Azure Well-Architected Cost Optimization docs
2️⃣ Oracle Cloud Cost Analysis hands-on lab
3️⃣ FinOps Foundation’s “Cloud Unit Economics” whitepaper
4️⃣ “The Phoenix Project” (novel for IT/DevOps, still gold)
What’s your favorite cloud cost resource?
#FrugalNerdy
Think you’re frugal? These cloud defaults are still draining you.
Think you’re frugal? These cloud defaults are still draining you.
Pick one resource with missing or unclear tags.
If you know what it is, tag it
If not, schedule for deletion next week
Reply with: Resource | Action Taken | Cloud
Best story gets Monday kudos!
#CloudCleanup #FrugalNerdy
Pick one resource with missing or unclear tags.
If you know what it is, tag it
If not, schedule for deletion next week
Reply with: Resource | Action Taken | Cloud
Best story gets Monday kudos!
#CloudCleanup #FrugalNerdy
- Review idle resources
- Implement right-sizing
- Validate savings
What’s on your cost optimization board?
#FinOps #Agile #FrugalNerdy
- Review idle resources
- Implement right-sizing
- Validate savings
What’s on your cost optimization board?
#FinOps #Agile #FrugalNerdy
Automate a daily check:
- Current spend vs. monthly budget
- Days left in month
- Projected over/under
If burn rate is too high, alert the team!
#FinOpsFriday #CloudBudget #FrugalNerdy
Automate a daily check:
- Current spend vs. monthly budget
- Days left in month
- Projected over/under
If burn rate is too high, alert the team!
#FinOpsFriday #CloudBudget #FrugalNerdy
A healthcare startup uses Azure for patient data (HIPAA), OCI for analytics (cost-effective GPU).
Data is tokenized before crossing clouds
Each cloud’s compliance features are used to the max
Result: 99.99% uptime, 27% lower cost, audit passed first try.
A healthcare startup uses Azure for patient data (HIPAA), OCI for analytics (cost-effective GPU).
Data is tokenized before crossing clouds
Each cloud’s compliance features are used to the max
Result: 99.99% uptime, 27% lower cost, audit passed first try.
- Set up billing alerts in every cloud—Azure, OCI, AWS, GCP.
- Use a single Slack or Teams channel for all alerts.
- Bonus: Pipe alerts into a shared spreadsheet for monthly review.
- Multi-cloud = multi-alerts, but you only need one place to see them!
- Set up billing alerts in every cloud—Azure, OCI, AWS, GCP.
- Use a single Slack or Teams channel for all alerts.
- Bonus: Pipe alerts into a shared spreadsheet for monthly review.
- Multi-cloud = multi-alerts, but you only need one place to see them!
Use a global DNS provider (Azure DNS, OCI DNS, or Route53) to route users to the nearest healthy region, regardless of cloud.
Lower latency
Built-in failover
No vendor lock-in
What’s your DNS strategy?
#MultiCloud #Networking #FrugalNerdy
Use a global DNS provider (Azure DNS, OCI DNS, or Route53) to route users to the nearest healthy region, regardless of cloud.
Lower latency
Built-in failover
No vendor lock-in
What’s your DNS strategy?
#MultiCloud #Networking #FrugalNerdy
Set up a scheduled script to flag:
- Idle VMs
- Unattached disks
- Unused load balancers
- Expired SSL certs
Automated alerts = less waste, more sleep.
What’s your favorite zombie-hunting script? Mine is from CloudCostChefs.com
#FinOps #Automation #FrugalNerdy
Set up a scheduled script to flag:
- Idle VMs
- Unattached disks
- Unused load balancers
- Expired SSL certs
Automated alerts = less waste, more sleep.
What’s your favorite zombie-hunting script? Mine is from CloudCostChefs.com
#FinOps #Automation #FrugalNerdy
Which sneaky cloud cost has surprised you most?
▫️ Data egress
▫️ Snapshot storage
▫️ Premium support
▫️ Unused PaaS instances
Vote & share your story—best answer gets a Friday shoutout!
#FinOps #CloudBills #FrugalNerdy
Which sneaky cloud cost has surprised you most?
▫️ Data egress
▫️ Snapshot storage
▫️ Premium support
▫️ Unused PaaS instances
Vote & share your story—best answer gets a Friday shoutout!
#FinOps #CloudBills #FrugalNerdy
Don’t just track total cloud spend—break it down by environment:
- Dev
- Test
- Staging
- Prod
You’ll spot runaway costs in non-prod before they snowball.
How granular is your cost breakdown?
#FinOps #CloudStrategy #FrugalNerdy
Don’t just track total cloud spend—break it down by environment:
- Dev
- Test
- Staging
- Prod
You’ll spot runaway costs in non-prod before they snowball.
How granular is your cost breakdown?
#FinOps #CloudStrategy #FrugalNerdy
- Tag every resource with owner, env, and project at creation.
- Use Tag Defaults to enforce at compartment level.
- Monthly: Run oci usage report grouped by tag to see who’s burning the budget.
No tags = no accountability!
#OCI #Tagging #FinOps #FrugalNerdy
- Tag every resource with owner, env, and project at creation.
- Use Tag Defaults to enforce at compartment level.
- Monthly: Run oci usage report grouped by tag to see who’s burning the budget.
No tags = no accountability!
#OCI #Tagging #FinOps #FrugalNerdy
Did you know you can save custom cost queries in OCI Cost Analysis?
Filter by tag, compartment, or service
Save and share with your team
Track trends without rebuilding reports
Did you know you can save custom cost queries in OCI Cost Analysis?
Filter by tag, compartment, or service
Save and share with your team
Track trends without rebuilding reports