Michael J Fucks
@taiino.bsky.social
Soy boricua y soyboy también
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My dumb brain thought alec baldwin played Mr. Fuzzypants instead of kevin spacey
December 3, 2024 at 2:18 AM
My dumb brain thought alec baldwin played Mr. Fuzzypants instead of kevin spacey
Black man in a white bar. I repeat. Black man in a white bar.
November 26, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Black man in a white bar. I repeat. Black man in a white bar.
Currently existing as a Black man in a white bar. Feels quaint
November 26, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Currently existing as a Black man in a white bar. Feels quaint
Interactions be like: Person A, Person B, sometimes Person C
November 25, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Interactions be like: Person A, Person B, sometimes Person C
DOMAIN EXPANSION— Tits and maybe pussy
November 25, 2024 at 3:18 AM
DOMAIN EXPANSION— Tits and maybe pussy
If we all stopped wiping our asses, it would be fine. Everyone would get used to it and it’d be fine.
November 24, 2024 at 10:02 PM
If we all stopped wiping our asses, it would be fine. Everyone would get used to it and it’d be fine.
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Most insane moment on the new Kendrick was at the very end when he said my full legal name, thanked me for listening, and said I'm the only one who truly understands what he's saying
November 24, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Most insane moment on the new Kendrick was at the very end when he said my full legal name, thanked me for listening, and said I'm the only one who truly understands what he's saying
1000 daps counts as one (1) gay sex. If you do the snap after you only need 250
November 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
1000 daps counts as one (1) gay sex. If you do the snap after you only need 250
New rule: Trump won
November 13, 2024 at 10:15 PM
New rule: Trump won
Thinking bout straight sex rn. Not gay sex.I promise
December 5, 2023 at 1:49 AM
Thinking bout straight sex rn. Not gay sex.I promise
Call me crazy, but a grown man wearing a diaper shouldn’t be on “what’s hot classic”
November 19, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Call me crazy, but a grown man wearing a diaper shouldn’t be on “what’s hot classic”
Went on twitter/X for less than 5 minutes: Saw someone claim Oct. 7th was a 2nd holocaust. Directly beneath it, someone counters with “there was never a 1st holocaust”. A few posts down, a white trans woman claims it is impossible for subsaharan africans to have an IQ similar to albert einstein’s
November 18, 2023 at 1:49 PM
Went on twitter/X for less than 5 minutes: Saw someone claim Oct. 7th was a 2nd holocaust. Directly beneath it, someone counters with “there was never a 1st holocaust”. A few posts down, a white trans woman claims it is impossible for subsaharan africans to have an IQ similar to albert einstein’s
Am i allowed to say cracker here?
November 18, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Am i allowed to say cracker here?
The current culture of bluesky is incompatible with a large user base, so itll be interesting when that cultural shift happens and everyone shits themselves
November 13, 2023 at 1:02 PM
The current culture of bluesky is incompatible with a large user base, so itll be interesting when that cultural shift happens and everyone shits themselves
Nigga how do u get gay porn and furry art off my feed this shit keep ruining my day
November 13, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Nigga how do u get gay porn and furry art off my feed this shit keep ruining my day
Please please please please stop talking about voting just please stop ur all so stupid please
November 13, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Please please please please stop talking about voting just please stop ur all so stupid please
Accidentally typed a long rant and came really close to posting it too. Good thing i stopped myself before anyone could think i care about stuff
November 12, 2023 at 2:44 PM
Accidentally typed a long rant and came really close to posting it too. Good thing i stopped myself before anyone could think i care about stuff
When and why did we all stop rummaging and started scrounging instead?
November 11, 2023 at 11:55 AM
When and why did we all stop rummaging and started scrounging instead?
So he says to me he says, “Let me take a crack at it. We gotta get to the bottom of this. What’s crackin? Bottoms up!” And I’m just like sir can you get back to eating my ass
November 10, 2023 at 11:08 PM
So he says to me he says, “Let me take a crack at it. We gotta get to the bottom of this. What’s crackin? Bottoms up!” And I’m just like sir can you get back to eating my ass
And much like a butterfly I emerge from the cocoon anew, from the depths of X, to a bright blue sky
September 15, 2023 at 10:51 PM
And much like a butterfly I emerge from the cocoon anew, from the depths of X, to a bright blue sky