viridian
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Saw the Pope went to visit President Erdoğan today. Do you think this is the result of translation/idiom issues?
Pope:
“Arrange something special for November 25. It’s Turkey Day, you know.”
Aide, for whom English is a second language:
“We will make it happen, Your Holiness.”
Pope:
“Arrange something special for November 25. It’s Turkey Day, you know.”
Aide, for whom English is a second language:
“We will make it happen, Your Holiness.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Saw the Pope went to visit President Erdoğan today. Do you think this is the result of translation/idiom issues?
Pope:
“Arrange something special for November 25. It’s Turkey Day, you know.”
Aide, for whom English is a second language:
“We will make it happen, Your Holiness.”
Pope:
“Arrange something special for November 25. It’s Turkey Day, you know.”
Aide, for whom English is a second language:
“We will make it happen, Your Holiness.”
Code Lyoko? Not only am I getting saved, I won’t even remember there was a problem if they Return to the Past.
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Code Lyoko? Not only am I getting saved, I won’t even remember there was a problem if they Return to the Past.
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It's funny to see people saying the economy is fine, when you have tech dudes asking for a trillion dollars to invest in a product where their answer to "what's your business model" is "we'll ask our product how to make money".
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It's funny to see people saying the economy is fine, when you have tech dudes asking for a trillion dollars to invest in a product where their answer to "what's your business model" is "we'll ask our product how to make money".
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POTATOES ARE PROOF THAT WE HAVE A LOVING GOD!
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
POTATOES ARE PROOF THAT WE HAVE A LOVING GOD!
It’s time to transfer your turkey from the freezer to a pot of hot oil
Hey don't forget to thaw your turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It’s time to transfer your turkey from the freezer to a pot of hot oil
Happy Thanksgiving Eve!
November 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Happy Thanksgiving Eve!
ThanksChrigivemasing with my aunt is in two days! both holidays at once and we’ll be able to have a nice quiet time together. Cannot wait.
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
ThanksChrigivemasing with my aunt is in two days! both holidays at once and we’ll be able to have a nice quiet time together. Cannot wait.
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Black Friday sale all week.
Black Friday sale all year.
Black Friday sale all century.
Black Friday sale all geological epoch.
Black Friday sale from the beginning of time, until the stars have all faded.
E̷̖̿T̶̘̓E̷̺̟̒R̸̜̓N̴̛̥͙Ǎ̸̱L̵̥͗̕ ̶̡̙͐̽B̴͔̳̑̾L̴̺̒̀Ă̸̮̂C̴̥̿́K̶̡̯̅̕ ̸͉̪͑F̷̹̗̈́̈́R̴̩͉͐̈́Ỉ̶̩̚Ḋ̵̖A̸͚͝Ȳ̷͕
Black Friday sale all year.
Black Friday sale all century.
Black Friday sale all geological epoch.
Black Friday sale from the beginning of time, until the stars have all faded.
E̷̖̿T̶̘̓E̷̺̟̒R̸̜̓N̴̛̥͙Ǎ̸̱L̵̥͗̕ ̶̡̙͐̽B̴͔̳̑̾L̴̺̒̀Ă̸̮̂C̴̥̿́K̶̡̯̅̕ ̸͉̪͑F̷̹̗̈́̈́R̴̩͉͐̈́Ỉ̶̩̚Ḋ̵̖A̸͚͝Ȳ̷͕
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Black Friday sale all week.
Black Friday sale all year.
Black Friday sale all century.
Black Friday sale all geological epoch.
Black Friday sale from the beginning of time, until the stars have all faded.
E̷̖̿T̶̘̓E̷̺̟̒R̸̜̓N̴̛̥͙Ǎ̸̱L̵̥͗̕ ̶̡̙͐̽B̴͔̳̑̾L̴̺̒̀Ă̸̮̂C̴̥̿́K̶̡̯̅̕ ̸͉̪͑F̷̹̗̈́̈́R̴̩͉͐̈́Ỉ̶̩̚Ḋ̵̖A̸͚͝Ȳ̷͕
Black Friday sale all year.
Black Friday sale all century.
Black Friday sale all geological epoch.
Black Friday sale from the beginning of time, until the stars have all faded.
E̷̖̿T̶̘̓E̷̺̟̒R̸̜̓N̴̛̥͙Ǎ̸̱L̵̥͗̕ ̶̡̙͐̽B̴͔̳̑̾L̴̺̒̀Ă̸̮̂C̴̥̿́K̶̡̯̅̕ ̸͉̪͑F̷̹̗̈́̈́R̴̩͉͐̈́Ỉ̶̩̚Ḋ̵̖A̸͚͝Ȳ̷͕
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America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
America has long feared it would suffer the same fate as the Roman republic, but never quite truly appreciated how utterly absurd Roman elites had become by the time of the late republic.
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Recently learnt my brother in law got a leaf blower so I'm filling big bags with leaves as a Christmas present
The collective noun for leaf blowers is a SCOURGE
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Recently learnt my brother in law got a leaf blower so I'm filling big bags with leaves as a Christmas present
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November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Lately every time I tell someone they’ve been helpful to me in my journey or even been some sort of role model they immediately make a face and apologize. Perhaps my next quest should be emulating somebody with a reasonable amount of self-esteem.
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Lately every time I tell someone they’ve been helpful to me in my journey or even been some sort of role model they immediately make a face and apologize. Perhaps my next quest should be emulating somebody with a reasonable amount of self-esteem.
@dljohnston.bsky.social come back, he was joking, we'd love to have you
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 PM
@dljohnston.bsky.social come back, he was joking, we'd love to have you
Help your fellow workers out and respond to recruiters saying you don’t entertain listings that don’t allow remote work.
November 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Help your fellow workers out and respond to recruiters saying you don’t entertain listings that don’t allow remote work.
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Same country that thinks it's going to deter China through offensive cyber operations, btw.
Maybe the plan is to bamboozle China by having so much insecure infrastructure that they can't decide what to hack.
Maybe the plan is to bamboozle China by having so much insecure infrastructure that they can't decide what to hack.
FCC will vote to scrap telecom cybersecurity requirements
The commission’s Republican chair, who voted against the rules in January, calls them ineffective and illegal.
www.cybersecuritydive.com
October 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Same country that thinks it's going to deter China through offensive cyber operations, btw.
Maybe the plan is to bamboozle China by having so much insecure infrastructure that they can't decide what to hack.
Maybe the plan is to bamboozle China by having so much insecure infrastructure that they can't decide what to hack.
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What I want to know is, out of all the posts, which ones highlighted the real you and which were just fluff!
My dear doctor, theyre all genuine posts.
Even the shitposts?
*Especially* the shitposts.
My dear doctor, theyre all genuine posts.
Even the shitposts?
*Especially* the shitposts.
Watched the greatest episode of 90s television ever conceived again today
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
What I want to know is, out of all the posts, which ones highlighted the real you and which were just fluff!
My dear doctor, theyre all genuine posts.
Even the shitposts?
*Especially* the shitposts.
My dear doctor, theyre all genuine posts.
Even the shitposts?
*Especially* the shitposts.
Almost impossible to work like this, but maybe that’s ok for a day.
October 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Almost impossible to work like this, but maybe that’s ok for a day.
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Watched the greatest episode of 90s television ever conceived again today
October 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Watched the greatest episode of 90s television ever conceived again today
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The opposite of capitalism isn't self-sufficiency, it's solidarity.
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The opposite of capitalism isn't self-sufficiency, it's solidarity.
I thought of a really funny post undercutting myself but I promised my friends I’d stop doing that all the time so instead you get this unfunny post about me improving my mental health or something I guess 😒
October 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I thought of a really funny post undercutting myself but I promised my friends I’d stop doing that all the time so instead you get this unfunny post about me improving my mental health or something I guess 😒
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welcome to linux, please pick your starter distro:
- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
welcome to linux, please pick your starter distro:
- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
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October 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Listening to music and and it tells the band is on the playlist "Divorced Dad Rock". I'm feeling new levels of judgment from capital.
October 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Listening to music and and it tells the band is on the playlist "Divorced Dad Rock". I'm feeling new levels of judgment from capital.
Only a matter of time before we have the world’s first autoposting poop-driven social media
“At toilet time, you sign in via a fingerprint sensor so that the device knows who's using the facilities. (Please wash your hands before signing out or tracking your progress.) Then, check in with the app for the day's analysis and trends over time.”
Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents
The company's new Dekoda toilet accessory is like a little bathroom detective.
www.cnet.com
October 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Only a matter of time before we have the world’s first autoposting poop-driven social media
Unreasonably excited to have my new Phantasy Star RPG sourcebook. The art is so great! I love this series.
October 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Unreasonably excited to have my new Phantasy Star RPG sourcebook. The art is so great! I love this series.