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A Bear Named Polar
@t3hp0larbear.cabroso.dev
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Web dev, writer, bear on the internet, bisexual disaster. Director of I.T. for @furpocalypse.org. Opinions are my own.

Have you punched your local nazi today?

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Case in point: the dry bar in the corner of my dining room
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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A polar bear saying "sup" to Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Gianmarco calling out the convention IT department 😭
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Hey I have a question

How the FUCK does someone manage to stovepipe a live round???
A Springfield Armory 1911 handgun with an unfired round sticking straight up out of the ejection port.
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I'm hilarious
October 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I forget just how old this image macro is but it has been true for the longest time.
A person in a brown fox fursuit working in a datacenter, captioned "Furries make the internets go"
October 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Throwback to a few years ago when a silly little Discord glitch led to a god tier shitpost with @crowtaur.art

I honestly don't know why this suddenly jumped to the forefront of my mind but I needed to bring it back since I deleted my Twitter.
A screenshot of the notification drawer of an Android phone showing a Discord notification from Crowtaur reading "Sticker geschickt: Scream" which is German for "Sent a sticker: Scream". Other UI elements suggest the phone is set to English, so the German in the notification is unexpected. is that crows like ultimate attack? She says "Sticker geschickt: Scream", right before the blade cuts precisely in eight different places An edit of a screenshot from Final Fantasy 7, of Cloud casting summon magic. The spell call-out on top of the screen is edited to read "Sticker Geschickt: Scream". An edited screenshot from Final Fantasy 7 depicting Crowtaur having been summoned in place of Odin, standing in front of a full moon and holding a glowing sword.
October 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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That stupid "center of gravity" test came up in a Discord server I'm in and it was the first time one of my friends heard about it. When they saw it they requested I make this edit of it and happily obliged.
A line graph showing silhouettes of characters with a line showing their "center of gravity", presented as a way to determine whether one should be allowed to take them to bed based solely on how close to feral they appear - labels beneath reading "OK with consent," "Harkness test needed," and "very morally questionable." The wolf on the right end has been replaced with Solidus Snake from Metal Gear Solid 2, with the bullet points reading "Snake, flat level of gravity" and the center of gravity line over his outstretched katana. The face of Solid Snake disguised as Pliskin is in the corner beneath him, with the label under Solidus edited to read "NO!! THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE!"
October 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Still kicking myself for missing the chance to do this on my 36th.

Because yeah if this ain't a mood.
A small square cake with a frame from an episode of King of the Hill, showing John Redcorn laying in bed holding an ice pack and saying "I'm 36 years old, I don't need this crap" on the phone.
October 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Had a humorous moment while playing RE5 with my favorite bat last night.
September 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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A hastily edited photo depicting a Helldiver handing the icon for a 500kg bomb to a bile titan with the caption "I'm gonna pay you 500kg to fuck off."
September 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Stressed at the end of the night last night and went to pour a cup of Tension Tamer.

My tension was anything but tamed when I turned around and saw boiling water leaking everywhere.

Bruh.
An IKEA coffee mug with a thin crack going from its rim down and around the bottom of the handle. The mug upside-down, showing the crack continuing across the mug from under the handle.
September 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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38 tomorrow.
Large purple circle with "30+" in the middle. An anthro polar bear standing in front of the Miami skyline, wearing a hibiscus-pattern shirt with an open chest and a pair of aviator sunglasses, lifted up to show he's winking at the viewer. The scene is bathed in the colors of the bisexual pride flag, shades of pink and blue.
September 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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A screenshot from Yakuza 0 showing the dynamic intro when Wen Hai Lee and Goro Majima clashed their weapons in the clinic with the text "MASSIVE MAN" centered on the screen to introduce Lee.
September 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Praise the sun
August 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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And a little video of it booting up and running under my bisexual light strip.
August 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Goes great with my restored GB Color.
From left to right, a Game Boy Color, a Game Boy, and a Game Boy Advance SP on 3D printed display stands labeled with their names. The Game Boy Color and Advance SP have custom shells, buttons, and screens, both in matte white and purple/blue color changing. The regular Game Boy is unmodified.
August 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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I've had this shell for like a year and a half and held off on putting it together because I wanted a better screen. Finally ordered the damn thing.
A closed Game Boy Advance SP sitting on a silicone mat. The shell is a custom, third party matte white shell. An open Game Boy Advance SP with customizations. A custom matte white shell, blue screen lens, and color-changing blue/purple buttons are being showcased. The back of a closed Game Boy Advance SP with a custom matte white shell and blue/purple color changing buttons. A sticker on the shell explains that this is an ExtremeRate shell. An open Game Boy Advance SP with a custom white shell, blue screen lens, and color-changing purple/blue buttons. The title screen for Metroid Fusion is shown, and the brightness of the screen shows that the screen itself is also a custom part.
August 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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My company announced mandatory AI training coming up. I'm openly and loudly refusing to attend.

Even better, the shill coming to conduct the training sent out a survey looking to see how to best tailor their training to us and I tore into it.
A photo of a survey on a computer screen. The text reads as follows: Question 7. Please provide any additional feedback or concerns you have about Al technologies. Response: LLMs as they've been marketed in the commercial space are a grift intended to generate revenue by getting users to offload critical thinking and creative processes onto server farms that are incapable of understanding things the way humans can, thus causing people's critical thinking to atrophy and rendering them quantifiably dumber when they can't consult with the LLM. Chatbots are the next level in creating parasocial problems by anthropomorphizing these hallucinating machines. Image and video generators create uncomfortably uncanny, soulless imagery. GPT-powered code generation has created a whole swath of useless "vibe coders" in the industry that cannot think or design for themselves. Getting autocorrect to think for us has no place in any industry for anything, end of. Question 8. Where do you believe there are gaps in your knowledge about Al? Response: None. Question 9. What opportunities do you see for learning more about Al? Response: None. Question 10. What opportunities do you see for Al in your work? Response: None.
August 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Post a screenshot of your first 5 steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you.

The actual first purchase on this account would be the Half-Life 2 Silver Bundle - it was given to me as a high school graduation present in 2005. But September 2008 is where the history cuts off.
September 28, 2008: Garry's Mod + Team Fortress 2. February 10, 2009: The Organge Box. April 3, 2010: Garry's Mod (gift purchase). June 27, 2010: Max Payne Bundle (gift purchase). June 27, 2010: Max Payne Bundle.
August 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Yeah I'll bite. Might be a minute before I get around to answering it tho
August 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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A Deltarune text box depicting Queen saying "Potassium"
July 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Waiting for a package I got a sign for so I place a delivery order from 7-11 and they're trying to upsell me a banana while checking out...?

Life imitates art I guess.
An online checkout upsell screen for 7-11. One of the items is a banana. A screenshot from DELTARUNE Chapter 2 of Queen saying "Kris Get The Banana".
July 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Reminded someone that "Jizz" is a music genre in the Star Wars universe, then found myself staring at this on Wookieepedia.
A screenshot of the top of the Jizz/Legends page on Wookieepedia showing an infobox with the text: "This article is about the musical genre. You may be looking for the instrument." Patrick Star holding a trumpet under his arm with his other hand raised. The caption reads "Is jizz an instrument?"
July 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM