Sara, no H
banner
syntherella.bsky.social
Sara, no H
@syntherella.bsky.social
Tar Heel born // bred // dead - minor league baseball enjoyer ⚾ - college basketball obsessive 🏀 - cautiously optimistic Panthers fan 🏈 - happy atheist - boss of the bluesky CBB cinematic universe - probably listening to electronic music rn, beep boop 🎵
Pinned
Welcome! If you're here from the starter pack and you're looking for more college hoops content, I have a feed for you! It's not perfect (the scraper does not understand context) but I curate it as best I can. If you want your posts to show up there just tag them with #cbb

bsky.app/profile/did:...
Reposted by Sara, no H
We got some MAC gridlock to work out in the coming weeks.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
UGHHHH GROSSSSS
Nothing to see here.

Just physicist Lawrence Krauss telling Jeffrey Epstein, "Beyond anything else, you are my friend. I hope we can both always remember that, no matter what."
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm 37 years old. Are you still a blue blood if you have 5 banners but the most recent one is from before I was born? Asking for Indiana

Oh but I guess you guys are a football school now huh 😜

#cbb
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Reposted by Sara, no H
I know it's not their actual name but I am calling them Penn State-Shenanigans
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Reposted by Sara, no H
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Reposted by Sara, no H
you say this and yet miss crossing routes, walk the walk michael
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Reposted by Sara, no H
If someone constantly argues that women don't statistically have the same mental aptitudes as men, and tries to tell you that it's just Science and not because they're a sexist pig, you can point to the much strong empirical correlation between saying such things and actually being a sexist pig.
Why hello there former US Treasury Secretary, president of Harvard, and director of the National Economic Council Larry Summers.

Sharing with alt so we can all bask in his hidden insights that we are NOT allowed to share.

And here's the source link:
oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
When I got this job I said, oh boy, I don't have to drive my car anymore! That's gonna save me some money!

So of course it decided to take an $1800 shit on me just when it was time for inspection.

😮‍💨
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Reposted by Sara, no H
🔭 A Full Moon at Perigee

Image Credit & Copyright: Betul Turksoy

star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Reposted by Sara, no H
mark pope getting out of jury duty just to get blown out at louisville is pretty funny
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Reposted by Sara, no H
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Reposted by Sara, no H
Oh come on Blue Hens you beauties!
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Reposted by Sara, no H
Alabama State's first-ever win at UAB.
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Reposted by Sara, no H
why does the Wolverine-Deacon Challenge need an official beef jerky
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reposted by Sara, no H
CENTRAL CONNECTICUT STATE, NEW ENGLAND’S PREMIER COLLEGIATE BASKETBALL PROGRAM
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Kill me!
There is so much lore on the charmin website and Sara is learning it all against her will.
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
LMAOOOO THE MAD LADS DID IT

#cbb
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Slaughterhouse-Five

so it goes
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Reposted by Sara, no H
this is the worst night of my life
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I like seeing Wake be competitive. This is good for the conference. #cbb #ACCsupremacy
bonus basketball in ann arbor, hooray
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It was me, actually! I was in college, texting someone on my old moto razr, not looking at all where I was going, and I walked straight into a lamppost
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
58% free throw shooting is not gonna cut it long term, guys. Gotta clean that shit up

#cbb #goheels
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I completely memory holed that Cadeau transferred to Michigan #cbb
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM