Spike
@switchyspike.bsky.social
🔞 | switchy genderbendy masc-ish kinkster who enjoys gear and most sorts of dressing up | they/them | early 40s | UK | DMs open | occasional femme side (Paige, she/her), but mostly horny genderwut?/nb human | 🔞
Secure its hands and feet securely, have the estim up a notch but programmed to go 5 minutes on, 15 off... then put it under the duvet and turn on the heating... let it stew in its own juices for an hour or two...
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Secure its hands and feet securely, have the estim up a notch but programmed to go 5 minutes on, 15 off... then put it under the duvet and turn on the heating... let it stew in its own juices for an hour or two...
Incredibly relatable here too. Also just feels like my brain (ND) doesn't really know how to do it well in this world, either.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Incredibly relatable here too. Also just feels like my brain (ND) doesn't really know how to do it well in this world, either.
OMFG. *worships, very respectfully*
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
OMFG. *worships, very respectfully*
Yes a million times this. What there is today isn't welcoming to me or many others, sadly.
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Yes a million times this. What there is today isn't welcoming to me or many others, sadly.
Watch the *original*, UK House of Cards. It's what BoJo would've been if he was even halfway competent (and that's no complement).
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Watch the *original*, UK House of Cards. It's what BoJo would've been if he was even halfway competent (and that's no complement).
Oh, I should probably update my two to 43 then...
November 9, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Oh, I should probably update my two to 43 then...
Eep. Hopefully just a grub problem?
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Eep. Hopefully just a grub problem?
personally, I'm thrilled that your "random event" of relief was, to all intents and purposes, quite unsatisfying. lets your D-types mock your desperation even more for us... 😂😘
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 AM
personally, I'm thrilled that your "random event" of relief was, to all intents and purposes, quite unsatisfying. lets your D-types mock your desperation even more for us... 😂😘
That way lies *danger*. That of course assumes that you can even still brat in your current state... 😂😘
November 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
That way lies *danger*. That of course assumes that you can even still brat in your current state... 😂😘
Juuust a distant memory now...
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Juuust a distant memory now...
All good here! Casual as you like x
November 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
All good here! Casual as you like x
Who says I'd make it fair? 😈
October 31, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Who says I'd make it fair? 😈
Absolutely! Having you try and manipulate some keys in those would be amusing...
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Absolutely! Having you try and manipulate some keys in those would be amusing...
Absolutely swooning over here. 🔥🔥
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Absolutely swooning over here. 🔥🔥
Oh, definitely at least a little squirmy and desperate. It's only right...
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Oh, definitely at least a little squirmy and desperate. It's only right...
Very welcome! *pets the critter*
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Very welcome! *pets the critter*
Already at 47. I think you're cooked... 😁
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Already at 47. I think you're cooked... 😁
No word of a lie, that's a hell of a 🍑! (and sometimes I just need to rizz you up rather than take the rise out of you 😂)
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
No word of a lie, that's a hell of a 🍑! (and sometimes I just need to rizz you up rather than take the rise out of you 😂)