Sven Clement
@svenclement.bsky.social
Politician, Entrepreneur and Girl-Dad
Why join the navy if you can be a Pirate?
Why join the navy if you can be a Pirate?
Passengers shouldn’t face surprise rules at the airport. When national regulations diverge from EU norms, authorities must explain and document them. 📑 #ConsumerRights
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Passengers shouldn’t face surprise rules at the airport. When national regulations diverge from EU norms, authorities must explain and document them. 📑 #ConsumerRights
Six weeks later: Patient still wondering if the ultrasound is coming or if it’s in witness protection. 🤔🩻
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Six weeks later: Patient still wondering if the ultrasound is coming or if it’s in witness protection. 🤔🩻
A six-week wait for an ultrasound risks early detection and patient safety. Healthcare accessibility matters. 🩺⏳ #PatientSafety #Luxembourg
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
A six-week wait for an ultrasound risks early detection and patient safety. Healthcare accessibility matters. 🩺⏳ #PatientSafety #Luxembourg
Luxembourg be like: Looking for tenants. 🤓
Requirements: cdi, 3× the rent, no pets, no children, no life, unicorn blood required.
Requirements: cdi, 3× the rent, no pets, no children, no life, unicorn blood required.
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Luxembourg be like: Looking for tenants. 🤓
Requirements: cdi, 3× the rent, no pets, no children, no life, unicorn blood required.
Requirements: cdi, 3× the rent, no pets, no children, no life, unicorn blood required.
1970: You buy a house for 2.5 years’ salary.
2025: You buy a garage for 2.5 years’ salary.
And some politicians still say ‘The market will sort it out.’
The market only sorts out one thing: us becoming poor. 🤡📉
#Housing #Luxembourg
2025: You buy a garage for 2.5 years’ salary.
And some politicians still say ‘The market will sort it out.’
The market only sorts out one thing: us becoming poor. 🤡📉
#Housing #Luxembourg
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
1970: You buy a house for 2.5 years’ salary.
2025: You buy a garage for 2.5 years’ salary.
And some politicians still say ‘The market will sort it out.’
The market only sorts out one thing: us becoming poor. 🤡📉
#Housing #Luxembourg
2025: You buy a garage for 2.5 years’ salary.
And some politicians still say ‘The market will sort it out.’
The market only sorts out one thing: us becoming poor. 🤡📉
#Housing #Luxembourg
Free public transport is awesome… if only it magically fixes congestion, traffic, and climate change all at once. 🪄✨🚌
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Free public transport is awesome… if only it magically fixes congestion, traffic, and climate change all at once. 🪄✨🚌
Luxembourg was the first country in the world to implement free public transport nationwide. 🌍🚌
But free transport alone isn’t enough, we need better frequency, safety, and infrastructure to truly shift mobility patterns. #SustainableTransport #Luxembourg
But free transport alone isn’t enough, we need better frequency, safety, and infrastructure to truly shift mobility patterns. #SustainableTransport #Luxembourg
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Luxembourg was the first country in the world to implement free public transport nationwide. 🌍🚌
But free transport alone isn’t enough, we need better frequency, safety, and infrastructure to truly shift mobility patterns. #SustainableTransport #Luxembourg
But free transport alone isn’t enough, we need better frequency, safety, and infrastructure to truly shift mobility patterns. #SustainableTransport #Luxembourg
Fake profiles aren’t harmless, they’re tools for death threats, stalking, and targeted harassment. These people can’t be allowed to act without consequences. 💻
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Fake profiles aren’t harmless, they’re tools for death threats, stalking, and targeted harassment. These people can’t be allowed to act without consequences. 💻
International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women:
Women: “We want safety.”
Some men online: “But what about—”
No. Not today. Not ever. Take a seat. 🪑🚫
#StopViolence
Women: “We want safety.”
Some men online: “But what about—”
No. Not today. Not ever. Take a seat. 🪑🚫
#StopViolence
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 AM
International Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women:
Women: “We want safety.”
Some men online: “But what about—”
No. Not today. Not ever. Take a seat. 🪑🚫
#StopViolence
Women: “We want safety.”
Some men online: “But what about—”
No. Not today. Not ever. Take a seat. 🪑🚫
#StopViolence
Inflation since 2018: ⬆️
Caregiver allowance: ➡️ (0% increase)
Real value loss: -15.9%.
Cost to fix it: €1.9M.
The Gov says "No" because "it's not a salary."
Tell that to the families doing the work.
Caregiver allowance: ➡️ (0% increase)
Real value loss: -15.9%.
Cost to fix it: €1.9M.
The Gov says "No" because "it's not a salary."
Tell that to the families doing the work.
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Inflation since 2018: ⬆️
Caregiver allowance: ➡️ (0% increase)
Real value loss: -15.9%.
Cost to fix it: €1.9M.
The Gov says "No" because "it's not a salary."
Tell that to the families doing the work.
Caregiver allowance: ➡️ (0% increase)
Real value loss: -15.9%.
Cost to fix it: €1.9M.
The Gov says "No" because "it's not a salary."
Tell that to the families doing the work.
Minister Deprez says the money for home care is “not a salary,” and therefore it isn’t indexed. Funny, supermarket prices rise for caregivers just like they do for ministers. Real loss since 2018: -16%. 📉
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Minister Deprez says the money for home care is “not a salary,” and therefore it isn’t indexed. Funny, supermarket prices rise for caregivers just like they do for ministers. Real loss since 2018: -16%. 📉
Imagine failing a driving course not because you drive badly… but because you didn’t understand the teacher. 🙃
Peak Luxembourg moment.
Peak Luxembourg moment.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Imagine failing a driving course not because you drive badly… but because you didn’t understand the teacher. 🙃
Peak Luxembourg moment.
Peak Luxembourg moment.
🚗 Road safety depends on understanding and understanding depends on language. A mandatory training only in DE/FR excludes too many residents.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
🚗 Road safety depends on understanding and understanding depends on language. A mandatory training only in DE/FR excludes too many residents.
Government: "We want foreign talent!" 🌍
Also Government: "Oh, your boss missed a checkbox in Year 2? No more tax breaks for you. Ever." 🤡
Make it make sense.
Also Government: "Oh, your boss missed a checkbox in Year 2? No more tax breaks for you. Ever." 🤡
Make it make sense.
November 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Government: "We want foreign talent!" 🌍
Also Government: "Oh, your boss missed a checkbox in Year 2? No more tax breaks for you. Ever." 🤡
Make it make sense.
Also Government: "Oh, your boss missed a checkbox in Year 2? No more tax breaks for you. Ever." 🤡
Make it make sense.
The Finance Minister thinks it’s acceptable for an employee to lose thousands of euros just because their boss forgot a form. They call it an ‘administrative interpretation.’ I call it outrageous. 😒
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The Finance Minister thinks it’s acceptable for an employee to lose thousands of euros just because their boss forgot a form. They call it an ‘administrative interpretation.’ I call it outrageous. 😒
Breaking: Luxembourg discovers “infinite career mode”, finish your mandate and unlock Advisory Role DLC. 🎮
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Breaking: Luxembourg discovers “infinite career mode”, finish your mandate and unlock Advisory Role DLC. 🎮
Public institutions must serve the public, not become career insurance plans. Advisory roles for former leaders need transparency, rules and limits.
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Public institutions must serve the public, not become career insurance plans. Advisory roles for former leaders need transparency, rules and limits.
Protecting children’s rights means giving them safety, education, and fewer math exercises on Monday mornings. 😩✏️
November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Protecting children’s rights means giving them safety, education, and fewer math exercises on Monday mornings. 😩✏️
Children’s rights should not depend on their passport or postcode. Protection must be universal. #WorldChildrensDay
November 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Children’s rights should not depend on their passport or postcode. Protection must be universal. #WorldChildrensDay
“Men don’t cry.” — Cool, but have you seen men when their football team loses? 💀⚽
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Men don’t cry.” — Cool, but have you seen men when their football team loses? 💀⚽
International Men’s Day is a reminder that gender equality must include all genders. Addressing men’s mental health is not divisive, it’s responsible policy.
#InternationalMensDay
#InternationalMensDay
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 AM
International Men’s Day is a reminder that gender equality must include all genders. Addressing men’s mental health is not divisive, it’s responsible policy.
#InternationalMensDay
#InternationalMensDay
D'Regierung wäert dës 1,2% feieren. Ech froe mech just, wéini d'Leit invitéiert sinn op d'Feier. D'Loyere ginn net mat 1,2% erop, mee mat 10%+. #Prioritéiten #Lëtzebuerg
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
D'Regierung wäert dës 1,2% feieren. Ech froe mech just, wéini d'Leit invitéiert sinn op d'Feier. D'Loyere ginn net mat 1,2% erop, mee mat 10%+. #Prioritéiten #Lëtzebuerg
Next up: Meeting with Cabinet Officials at the Prime Minister's Official Residence. Key topics: Japan's new security posture, supply chain resilience, and the Taiwan crisis. This is the core of the visit.
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Next up: Meeting with Cabinet Officials at the Prime Minister's Official Residence. Key topics: Japan's new security posture, supply chain resilience, and the Taiwan crisis. This is the core of the visit.
In Tokyo for #NATOpa. First briefings underway at the Norwegian Embassy. Getting the Japanese perspective on regional security threats is crucial for understanding the impact on Europe and the global economy.
November 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
In Tokyo for #NATOpa. First briefings underway at the Norwegian Embassy. Getting the Japanese perspective on regional security threats is crucial for understanding the impact on Europe and the global economy.
Le 'nouveau' plan #ChatControl veut:
1) Scanner tous vos textes privés (pas que les photos)
2) Exiger une pièce d'identité pour ouvrir un compte WhatsApp
Est-ce la 'protection' ou de la 'surveillance'?
1) Scanner tous vos textes privés (pas que les photos)
2) Exiger une pièce d'identité pour ouvrir un compte WhatsApp
Est-ce la 'protection' ou de la 'surveillance'?
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Le 'nouveau' plan #ChatControl veut:
1) Scanner tous vos textes privés (pas que les photos)
2) Exiger une pièce d'identité pour ouvrir un compte WhatsApp
Est-ce la 'protection' ou de la 'surveillance'?
1) Scanner tous vos textes privés (pas que les photos)
2) Exiger une pièce d'identité pour ouvrir un compte WhatsApp
Est-ce la 'protection' ou de la 'surveillance'?