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Suzanne Enoch
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NYT bestselling author, Star Wars, LotR, & Marvel geek, adequate gamer, Godzillian. Repped by Nancy Yost - [email protected]
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I waited 'til April 2nd to remind everybody that A DUKE NEVER TELLS is available, so you'd know I'm not joking. This is serious, people--& a funny, warm hug of a book.

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Per a new report, Kash Patel refused to exit his plane without an FBI jacket, but the only one that would fit him was a woman’s jacket. Then he demanded SWAT patches for it. www.scribd.com/document/958...
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Meet two heroes of our times.
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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So, isn't tampering with, hiding, or withholding evidence also a crime?
Release the Epstein files in its full unredacted format.
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Loser Mike Johnson is pissed that we’re gaining ground in forcing a vote on extending ACA tax credits.

So let’s get even louder:
Tell Congress: Support discharge petition to force vote on ACA tax credits
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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People like romance because romance requires craft like every other form of writing
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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HAVE YOU NOTICED JUST BEFORE THE EPSTEIN FILES ARE TO BE RELEASED -

-CLOSED AIR SPACE

-INSULTING REPORTERS, A GOVERNOR

-THE AUTOPEN

-THE WALL OF BLAME

-CANCELLING BIDEN'S ORDERS AS PRESIDENT

'ALL' FOR DEFLECTION . . .
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
And THIS is a good use of AI.
In a pilot study, A.I.was able to accurately predict the type of coda, the whale’s vocal clan and the individual whale with over 90% accuracy.
... it might be possible to use A.I. to find patterns within the vocal data and eventually translate what whales were saying to one another.

#incroyable
Opinion | I’m a Marine Biologist. This Is How I Talk to Whales.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.

This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.

And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The same people who i used to fight with in the GOP, who wanted to withdraw American troops from everywhere, are now the ones justifying the murder of two survivors.

It’s almost like…. It was never about that
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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About that phone call being perfect…
If this were your dad, you’d be texting the siblings: “We need to talk.”
December 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Sadly relevant today.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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BREAKING: We won! 3rd Circuit affirms illegality of Habba appointment

We @democracydefendersfund.org are honored to work on this case with the wonderful folks at Lowell & Associates, Gerald Krovatin & many others 👇
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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If your doctor decided you needed an MRI (indicating concern about something serious) and you claim that you didn't ask why or what part of your body he wanted to look at, you are:

1. Really stupid; or

2. Dangerously detached from reality; or

4. Lying; or

4. All three. 🎯
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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#GVerse The man who shoot those two West Virginia National Guard in DC was working with the CIA. He was vetted by #Shit4Brain's administration. #Shitface is lying about everything.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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So, yeah - this is basically fossilized #DinoPuke ... giving us a new species of #pterosaur. 🤷‍♂️

🦕🤮 www.science.org/content/arti... by @jack-tamisiea.bsky.social via @science.org
Fossil vomit contains new species of pterosaur from Brazil
Filter-feeding flying reptile was likely devoured by a dinosaur during the early Cretaceous
www.science.org
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Since we aren't in a war, Pete Hegseth isn't technically a war criminal. He's just a garden-variety mass murderer.
November 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Time to stop writing, & reporting a "possibility". The people need to see charges. Consequences. Done with threatening this without actually doing it. No such latitude for immigrants. Legitimate allowances offering protection asylum seekers, denied

Source: TAG24
share.newsbreak.com/g4aog365
Judge considers holding Kristi Noem in contempt of court over El Salvador deportations - NewsBreak
Washington DC - A federal judge has launched in inquiry that could result in potential contempt charges against Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. Ba
share.newsbreak.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Trump Crowns Himself 'THE AFFORDABILITY PRESIDENT'

... I don't even know what to say.
I am no psychiatrist but this chit's getting serious.
And who can sit his ignorant rump down with some pie charts and explain basic 4th grade percentages.
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Remember 6 weeks ago when Admiral Alvin Holsey, head of the U.S. military’s southern command, abruptly decided to retire?
Makes me think at least one top-ranking officer knows what a war crime is.
US admiral to retire amid military strikes in Caribbean and tensions with Venezuela
Alvin Holsey just took over the US southern command late last year for a position that normally lasts three years
www.theguardian.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He has his name embroidered on his shirt so that if he wanders off, whoever finds him can return him.
Real photo.
So yes, this pic (and the enlargement) was taken today.

Yikes!

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November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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We went from a country that defended others from being invaded for their natural resources, to a country that is now threatening to invade others for their natural resources.

Systems of governance are only as good as the people you elect to uphold them.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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The Citizens United decision has corrupted our government and is destroying our democracy. Here's a way to get rid of it. robertreich.substack.com/p/how-to-get...
How to Get Rid of "Citizens United"
We can do away with it without a new Supreme Court. Nor do we need a constitutional amendment. There’s a far simpler way.
robertreich.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM