Susan (George) Schorn
@susanschorn.bsky.social
Violence prevention advocate, specializing in groin strikes.
We splurged on a fresh wreath from Costco this year, which is beautiful and smells great. But it's so much bigger than our traditional wreath that every time I look at the front door it feels like there's a Christmas tree on the porch trying to serve me a subpoena.
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
We splurged on a fresh wreath from Costco this year, which is beautiful and smells great. But it's so much bigger than our traditional wreath that every time I look at the front door it feels like there's a Christmas tree on the porch trying to serve me a subpoena.
I'd offer her a glass of scotch, but she's underage.
December 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'd offer her a glass of scotch, but she's underage.
I expect to get a lot of mileage out of this.
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I expect to get a lot of mileage out of this.
"4. Back Trump’s booming economy: jobs up, prices down"
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"4. Back Trump’s booming economy: jobs up, prices down"
Love 2 wait 10 minutes for the underpaid retail worker to come unlock the case which holds the precious eight-cent cuticle sticks.
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Love 2 wait 10 minutes for the underpaid retail worker to come unlock the case which holds the precious eight-cent cuticle sticks.
Someone needs to get grandpa some oven mitts.
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Someone needs to get grandpa some oven mitts.
The latest deranged fundraising email from "email.donaldjtrump.com." I would love to see someone more knowledgeable than me analyze these for a) whether they are legitimately from Trump, or are 3rd-party spam, and b) the rhetorical appeals/intended audience. He's not after money.
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The latest deranged fundraising email from "email.donaldjtrump.com." I would love to see someone more knowledgeable than me analyze these for a) whether they are legitimately from Trump, or are 3rd-party spam, and b) the rhetorical appeals/intended audience. He's not after money.
My god, this is unbearable.
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My god, this is unbearable.
I had a weird experience at the dog park last week: Passed two guys who were walking together and talking about Trump and his "leadership style." Both younger; one a white guy, mid-20s, wearing a MAGA hat. The other a Hispanic guy, also young, walking slow with a cane. Thought they were buddies 1/
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I had a weird experience at the dog park last week: Passed two guys who were walking together and talking about Trump and his "leadership style." Both younger; one a white guy, mid-20s, wearing a MAGA hat. The other a Hispanic guy, also young, walking slow with a cane. Thought they were buddies 1/
I was happily reading @biblioracle.bsky.social's newsletter this morning and almost spit out my coffee at the second paragraph:
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I was happily reading @biblioracle.bsky.social's newsletter this morning and almost spit out my coffee at the second paragraph:
"The mayor-elect has opened a portal"
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"The mayor-elect has opened a portal"
Those "Buy a bucket of freeze-dried food for the apocalypse" ads have always been weird but man, the latest batch of 4 Patriots commercials. I mean, does this guy look well-fed to you?
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Those "Buy a bucket of freeze-dried food for the apocalypse" ads have always been weird but man, the latest batch of 4 Patriots commercials. I mean, does this guy look well-fed to you?
LO fuckin' L
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
LO fuckin' L
Damn it I have things to do today.
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Damn it I have things to do today.
UT-Austin alumni: RALLY AGAINST THE COMPACT with the UT Graduate Workers Union and Austin Students for a Democratic Society. Demand our administration reject Trump Compact on Higher Education!
Friday, Nov 7th at 3 PM
UT Tower
Friday, Nov 7th at 3 PM
UT Tower
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
UT-Austin alumni: RALLY AGAINST THE COMPACT with the UT Graduate Workers Union and Austin Students for a Democratic Society. Demand our administration reject Trump Compact on Higher Education!
Friday, Nov 7th at 3 PM
UT Tower
Friday, Nov 7th at 3 PM
UT Tower
Jesus, how did I miss this coda to the previous Elon pay package saga?
November 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Jesus, how did I miss this coda to the previous Elon pay package saga?
"Keep your feet between you and the attacker, target the knees, groin and head." His problem later seemed to be that the the webbing restricted his efforts to stand.
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"Keep your feet between you and the attacker, target the knees, groin and head." His problem later seemed to be that the the webbing restricted his efforts to stand.
Matisse, La Dogse
November 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Matisse, La Dogse
“Ma Che Vuoi?" God bless Chicagoans.
November 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“Ma Che Vuoi?" God bless Chicagoans.
Grandpa saw those Jacuzzi Bath Remodel ads on old people's TV.
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Grandpa saw those Jacuzzi Bath Remodel ads on old people's TV.
I, a person who has never donated to a Republican candidate, continue to receive the most batshit emails from Donal Trump. This round started right after the No Kings march. Do any of his supporters receive these emails and wonder, even in passing, what he's raising money for?
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I, a person who has never donated to a Republican candidate, continue to receive the most batshit emails from Donal Trump. This round started right after the No Kings march. Do any of his supporters receive these emails and wonder, even in passing, what he's raising money for?