I guess it may be a distraction? Now I'm thinking about whether it mentions the Fergie toe sucking or Andrews teddy bear collection and I don't know whether I am disgusted or intrigued enough to read it. Hope you feel better soon

My mother is 85 and lives in a big house she has no intention of moving from. She is furious about getting old. She was aware she should have planned to downsize years ago but didn't want to then and doesn't want to now. Not sure anything would have changed her mind over the past 30 years

None of us want to sit next to our own old Brexity uncle at Christmas. I certainly don't need to hear from someone else's. His opinions are no more welcome than my Uncle Don's just because he is the Chancellor's uncle

Have a day off

That feels worse. Churning out stuff he doesn't really believe that my mother then reads because she 'only gets it for the crosswords'

Just bought a Meaco dehumidifier as I was worried about some damp, amazed at the amount of water it collects each day

“I bought it ten years ago for a mil, it must be worth 2 mil by now”…nope!

There are about 30 million homes in the UK. Considerably fewer than 100,000 of them will be worth £2m+.